August 23rd, 2006

The Drunk off Their Ass List: Victoria Beckham


victoriabagdrukWe never thought the day would come. Photographic evidence of Victoria Beckham acting like a true WAG – drunk off her ass, and falling all over the place.

After a night out at celebrity staple, Nobu, for dinner and drinks with friends, she headed to the Fifty Casino, before finally stumbling home at the ungodly hour of 4.45 am.

Guess this puts recent pregnancy rumours to rest.

We’re beginning to think you can’t believe anything you read in the tabloids.

Tip: if you need to be helped to the car because you can’t walk, you’ve had too much to drink.

victoriadrnkIt’s nice to see Mrs. Beckham letting her hair down and drinking her troubles away. Sweet alcohol eases the pain of being rich, thin, and married to the most gorgeous man on the planet.

August 23rd, 2006

where is the love?


It’s right here, with Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney. So much for tabloid reports about these two after the World Cup sending off.

However, there certainly is no love in any shape or form between Mr. Rooney and the FA.

Rooney was sent off in a pre-season friendly against Porto and given a three game suspension. Infuriated by the ban, Rooney railed off a scathing letter through his agent threatening to withdraw any participation in England’s off the pitch commercial activities. This means the FA couldn’t use his image to publicize any of the upcoming games between Man U and Macedonia in October.

The FA has responded, but we can’t be bothered to find the quote. Basically, they told him to piss off and get back to sitting on the bench.

August 21st, 2006

question of the day: vb’s junk in the trunk


Just how did Victoria Beckham go from “flat ass” to “bootylicious”?

Hmmm, how indeed.

The tabloids are claiming is down to some expert photo editing to give her some curves and make the rear view in her new perfume ad with David more appealing.

UK newspaper the Daily Mail has quotes from a digital re-touch expert, who is in little doubt that there have been some enhancements made to the photos.

Expert or no expert, Victoria is rocking a whole lotta junk in the trunk that she certainly didn’t have a month, nay, a week ago.

Link: The Cheek of It

Link: Beckham Brand Wagon Rolls On

August 18th, 2006

The Friday Fit: Fabio Cannavaro

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August 18th, 2006

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England boss Steve McClaren is celebrating his first victory as new team boss. England trounced Greece 4-0, with goals by newly appointed captain, John Terry, Frank Lampard (hope he’s exorcised those World Cup demons), and Peter Crouch (goals 2, cocaine snorting breast-flashing, unfaithful girlfriends – 0). John Terry says that David Beckham sent him a text message wishing him good luck, and that it was a dream come true to have a result like that.

Colleen McLoughlin has revealed her top fashion tips for the new season:
“Invest in a quality handbag, shoes and belt. Buy items that match different trends, like the leopard print bag, rather than spending all your money on one look.“ She also hypes gold and lurex as “really glam”.

Pregnancy rumours are flying around Victoria Beckham, but their reps refuse to confirm or deny. The timing of their recent “love boat” action seems too soon for anyone to know surely? Tabloids are saying Victoria’s recent wardrobe choices of “baggy” tops are a dead giveaway.

Link: Why Looking Like Posh is a Curse

Bayern Munich aren’t interested in Manchester United’s offer for midfielder Owen Hargreaves, even though he has said he would love to return to the English Premiership.

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