August 4th, 2006

Uk model/contestant on Celebrity Love Island, Emma Ryan, has said that she had a 6 week affair with David – they played Strip Scrabble (?), sent saucy text messages and David confessing his lust for her on a regular basis. She says they never slept together though. What is the logical conclusion after a game of Strip Scrabble, then? The NY Times crossword and a cigarette?
“He wanted to see me naked and couldn’t wait to play a game of strip Scrabble…Beckham’s people tried to make out it was just a brief fling. But the truth is, it was much, much more…Now I’m determined the whole world will know the truth. It was a love affair. We both had very deep feelings for each other.“
The ish hit the fan when VB found one of the texts and confronted David with it. He said he loved her too much to cheat, she punched him. Life went on. This is bad timing for David and Victoria, when they’ve so publicly been making claims of their love and solidarity.
August 2nd, 2006

Who would have ever thought we’d find a photo of Steven Gerrard looking … dare we say it… so bloody appealing. We’ve always been on the fence about Mr. G. But no more.
A front-runner along with John Terry to take over as England captain, Mr G is working the hell outta his banana shorts.
August 2nd, 2006

Looks like VB had to give up the extensions and give her poor head a rest. We give it two weeks before they’re back in. Once an addict, always an addict.
Victoria got her hair done at Lockonego salon in Chelsea, and texted David some photos of her hair by picture phone as soon as it was done.
July 28th, 2006

The buzz is on: Victoria Beckham has made her mind up to bring a new baby into the world in 2007 and you know how goal oriented this gal can be. This fills us with a strange celeb-luv sort of ennui.
Yes, we know that 99.9% of their photos are staged, or the paps are called ahead of time and told their exact location and time of arrival.
Yes, we know about the “sham marriage” libel case.
And the affairs, and the brand that is Beckham.
So why do we see these photos and keep hoping/believing it’s for real?
Here at kickette.com, we’re onside with the romance. It’s that whole fake-it-til-you-make-it thing. Rumours are that Victoria is eating, smiling and seems happier than she has in months… Plus, how hard can it be to pretend you want to sleep with your husband when he’s as foine as David?
We’ve got to believe the marriage is for real. It’s the dream, right? Perhaps not three C-sections and living your entire life in front of the camera, but everything else? Hell, yeah. And that’s gotta count for something.





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