November 1st, 2012

Pitter Patter: Joe and Carly Cole Welcome A Baby Boy

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Joe and Carly Cole take their daughter Ruby for a spin in Sun City, South Africa during the 2010 World Cup.

Hello! announced exclusively this afternoon that Carly Cole, wife of Liverpool midfielder Joe, had a bouncing baby boy on 19 October at Portland Hospital. We don’t think it’s ever taken this long for news of a ‘baller bubba to circulate the wild web so well done on the secrecy front, Coles.

The little fella, whose name has not been released yet, joins 2.5-year-old Ruby Tatiana. We were unaware that Carly was even pregnant until we speculated about it in September and our faithful Army confirmed it. These two have really fallen off the radar, eh?

It looks like the Twitter account that we believed was Carly’s is now shut down. Something about lack of privacy being the reason. Right. We’re sure young Mr. Cole will make his glossy debut in the aforementioned magazine just as soon as he can fully open his eyes. Congrats to the family!

November 1st, 2012

WTF Files: Our Server

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Having trouble accessing the site? That’s because our server left early to get a good spot at the pub before the Chelsea/Manchester United match and after Frankenstorm hit.

Apparently we’ve been getting excessive hits from certain IP addresses which melted down some doohickey or other and thus, Kickette is on a semi-martini break. We suspect the excessive hits are coming from those looking for hot photos of Iker Casillas, or possibly those seeking an update with regards to our Finest Five vacancy. Alas, we can only provide one of those things at the mo.

A fascinating question as brought to us by a lovely reader: Does the sexification of Iker Casillas from the eyebrows down in the photo above outweigh the severe and devastating levels of fugliness from his eyebrows up? Take your time, it truly is not an easy answer.

October 30th, 2012

Harry Kewell: Those Kids Are Not Alright

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WAG liverpool cricket boutique

Cheers for sending, Catia!

October 29th, 2012

Spying On The Well Suited: Barcelona ‘Ballers Get Dressed

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Tie tying ineptitude aside, we salute the combination of youth and excessive wealth on display here.

As you were.

October 29th, 2012

Frankenstorm: FIFA, Finances & Footy Reactions

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As millions up and down the U S of A’s East Coast brace for a storm inspired by footballers’ auto activities, let’s keep our taking-cover-Kickettes-in-arms safely stimulated and satisfied. Since we’re becoming we’re fully fledged obsessed with mother nature’s ability to interrupt normality at whim, let’s see how famous footy faces are coping so far.

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