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Ryan Giggs: Mounted & Ready For Action

It’s like grown-up Subbuteo. For pervy people. Image: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images Europe. Admittedly there isn’t a great deal of room in our office, but if we ever had a reason to locate and work out how to switch on the vacuum cleaner, this would be it. Our own footballer. In all his glorious be-suited buffness. Willing [...]

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Before They Were Hot: Luis Figo

This is how we’re used to seeing our beloved Luis Figo, properly coiffed and oozing the sexy. While we’d like to believe that he came into this world as perfection, images have surfaced which prove otherwise and we’ve been knocking back gimlets and Jaffa Cakes ever since to get over the shock. Warning, the following [...]

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Well Suited: Luis Figo

His segue from superstar midfielder to shiller of hair stuff might have been slightly jarring for Luis Figo lovers, but as this honorary Kickette is happy to confirm (left), he doesn’t have to be nekkid to attract  some’come to mama’ side-eye. Image: Epsilon/Getty Images Europe.

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Pretend Product Shill: Seven ‘Ballers These Brands Should Sign Now

When we are not refreshing Net-a-porter or scoffing down Jaffa cakes (well, some of us scoff Jaffa cakes, some prefer Bourbons) we like to ponder life’s big questions – what should Becks do about his bald patch? How did Joe Hart get his bum to look like that? WWJD with David Villa’s soul patch? And [...]

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