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The TTO: Manuel Neuer v Mario Gomez

Well Kickettes, duty calls…again. Just as it did the last time we had enough motivation to transform ourselves into thigh lexiconartists. We’ve been inspired, dear readers. However. Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves. Consider this Thursday Thigh-Off one more small step towards weekly repetition. But don’t hold it against us if we wobble [...]

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Kickette Academy: Score Two For Us

Manchester United’s star striker. The other one is in Dubai having chicken nuggets. (Getty Images/Zimbio) We would be delighted to take this opportunity to bask in the reflected glory of Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernandez. You see, we identified this bubba early as a potential winner in a Manchester United shirt; granted not in the traditional footballing [...]

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B-Day: Omar Gonzalez Turns 22

We see carbs. Lots of sweet, sweet carbs. Images via twitter.com/omar4gonzalez We are still crushing hard on L.A. Galaxy defender and all-around nummers Omar Gonzalez. He celebrated his 22nd birthday yesterday; we have no choice but to recognize. As he informed us all via Twitter, Omar celebrated by eating out with friends and going to [...]

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Hottie Hunting: A Bebé In Manchester

Bebé immediately popped up on our hottie radar after making his first team debut for Manchester United last night in their 5-2 Carling Cup win over Scunthorpe. Here’s the FYIs: Real name Tiago Manuel Dias Correia, the babe Bebé went from playing in the 2009 European Street Football Festival to playing with Manchester United in [...]

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Hottie Hunting: Meet Olivier Giroud

We really need to get out more. How we have neglected to discover the talent that is 23-year-old Olivier Giroud? It’s as if we spend most of our waking lives in a drunken stupor, oblivious to the foreign-accented hotness (with added bonus forehead wrinkles) waiting for us to stalk them until they wish they had [...]

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