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André-Pierre Gignac: Like, Whoa

Was Mr Gignac resorting to new opponent-eating lows during the Ligue 1 offseason that we’ve only realised now? Did he take a bite out of Yoann Gourcuff – who surely tastes like a delicious cheesecake type dessert – when no one was looking? Kickettes, what in the hell has happened to the Marseille man since we [...]

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Yoann Gourcuff: Face To Face, Finally

Image: Jordan Beard for A Football Report. The story of this weekend goes to us meeting Yoann Gourcuff, a day everyone at Kickette had been hoping, praying and taking bets for.

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Olivier Giroud: Has No Naked Shame

UPDATE 1: These pics are old, as @SianMacalarny pointed out to us. Whatever. They’re still glorious. UPDATE 2: These pics crashed our servers (so maybe they’re new to others as well), but we’re good as gold now. If problems persist for you, drop us a line. Your eyes are about to become the widest they’ve ever [...]

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Kickette Calendar: News & Notes

Ah 2010. Indeed the sweet years. See more of this vintage calendario dei footballers here. The rest of July is gonna be cray, Kickettes, as our office heads out on our own pre-season tour of America. We’re telling you about all this now because A) we don’t want to set ourselves and our periodic posting schedules [...]

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Hook Ups: Yoann Gourcuff & Karine Ferri

From this week’s issue of Closer magazine: Lashes has a new steady named Karine Ferri. The mag’s got exclusive pics of the pair on holiday in Mandelieu along with sources saying neither left the other’s side for three days straight. That last part we find hard to believe. Mainly because…well, what about loo breaks? Anywho, Karine seems to [...]

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