October 15th, 2012

Another Day, Another Myth to Debunk: Is Cristiano Sexting Melissa Satta?

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We most definitely have all been there with the C-Ron crush at some point in our footy fandom – but Melissa Satta? Now that’s a new one.

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October 15th, 2012

Cease & Desist: An Open Letter To The Sneijder-Cabaus

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Image via @ParisHilton. Ugh.

Dear Wes and Yo,

It appears as though you had fun in Los Angeles over the international break. We’re not sure if roller coasters are the best option for injured Wes, but that’s not our main concern here. We know that Yolanthe is courting Hollywood much the same as we court footballers when they reach legal age, but this is not the way to go about it. We’ve made our feelings on her known before and we will reiterate them just so we’re clear.

Please distance yourselves from this succubus of morality and good taste. The only place you’ll go while associating with her is to the free clinic and no one wants that. Cristiano got out while he could. And if he can do it, so can you.

xo Kickette

October 15th, 2012

International Results: Mixed Blessings

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He came, he scored, they went bonkers. Image: Stu Forster/Getty Images Europe.

Rarely relevant, factually incorrect but always pretty.

Welcome to Monday at Kickette, peeps!

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October 15th, 2012

Bar Refaeli vs Barcelona WAGs: Is There About To Be A Girl Fight?

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Bonus Bar: before she was famous. Image: BR’s instagram.

Screw Irina vs Sara and Irina vs Bar – *this* is the fight we want to see the claws come out for!

Supermodel/former Leo DiCaprio flame, Bar Refaeli, is an old pro at ruffling some of the footy world’s feathers. Most recently she’s been spotted at a number of Barcelona matches at Camp Nou, and as always, she’s Tweeted pictures of her fabulous life along her travels.

Not everyone is thrilled with her photo-seeking ways, however. Including Shakira’s boyfriend and a few of the club’s better known WAGs.

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October 15th, 2012

Pablo Osvaldo: Fear & Loathing In The World Cup Qualifiers

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Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.