January 31st, 2012
Tuesday Torso: Victor Ibarbo, Cagliari
January 31st, 2012
Manuel Neuer: Customer Satisfaction Survey
With one blast of the newly patented Kickette Pheremone Spray™, this Kickette soldier girl is ensuring that Manuel Neuer will comply with all of her desires and whims for the next 24 hours.
You reckon this stuff will catch on?
January 31st, 2012
Ane Alonso: Madrid Park Princess
Images taken September 2011 in Madrid.
After seeing the latest pics of Xabi Alonso and wifey Nagore shopping at D&G in Madrid, we got to thinking: have we ever seen Ane Alonso?
Okay, we have. Once. But have we ever seen Ane Alonso as a toddler?
We thought not, which is why we’re donating hi-res photos of her to your desktop files and Tumblr accounts now, Kickettes. Four months after these shots were taken. Yeah, we know – last one to show buys first round, third is the one with the hairy chest, etc.
Whaddya say we stop now and let you guys and gals take it from here? We’re confident you’ll be just fine if left unattended.
January 31st, 2012
Anders Lindegaard & Missé Beqiri: Dating Or Just Digitally Dabbling?
Image: Sporten.dk.
This is Missé Beqiri and these are her extremely not safe for work “girls”. We’re particularly impressed by her ability to smoke a cigarette with one hand and no bra.
If those perky things didnt get your attention maybe this will: she’s a Swedish model who is said to be dating Manchester United’s Danish backdoor bad boy keeper, Anders Lindegaard.
As far as we can tell, Missé doesn’t seem to have the same loose morals and questionable standards that we often look for in WAGs or strive to possess ourselves. That’s without taking into account her plethora of nudie shots and the inevitable paralysis of our pupils had we actually looked through her nipples’ entire portfolio, though.
January 30th, 2012
Fabio Quagliarella: A Hero With A Helping Hand
Image: REUTERS/Giorgio Perottino.
How cool would it be if there was a superhero whose job it was to pursue footballers and pull their shorts down for the benefit of watching?!
Well, fantasise no more, people. Juve’s Fabio Quagliarella is here and he’s going to rescue us from the horror of thigh-free week days.
Praise San Iker.
January 30th, 2012
Weekend Results: Sitting Pretty (But Mostly Still)
Players disrespecting referees is a big problem in many European leagues. Not so much in the Bundesliga, though. Image: THOMAS KIENZLE/AFP/Getty Images.
While everyone in England was caught up in the now traditional FA Cup bicker-fest, the rest of the European Leagues had a peculiar stillness about them this weekend.
January 30th, 2012
Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
“I love underwear…it’s as simple as that” — David Beckham.
You know those women who can juggle ten things at once?
That’s not us.
January 30th, 2012
Indian Premier League Soccer: What You Need To Know
Fabio Cannavaro. Sought after wherever he goes, apparently. Here, he’s attracting a bit of interest from local kids in Phnom Penh on January 9th. Image: STR/AFP/Getty Images.
We’re not going to get wrapped in the complexities of the newly founded Premier League Soccer tournament in India for two reasons.
We don’t imagine you’ll be massively interested in a bunch of semi-retired footballers selling their services to the highest bidder so they can run round a pitch in India for seven weeks.
We know you and you’re as fickle as we are.
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