December 3rd, 2012

Photo Call: Pablo Osvaldo For GQ Italia


Image: GQ Italia.

Osvaldo avec professional stylist = a thing of unparalleled beauty.

Osvaldo sans professional stylist = us in denial and requiring therapy.

December 3rd, 2012

Weekend Results: Great Balls Of Fire


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Michu is somewhere under his Swansea team-mates, we think. Image: Action Images.

Hope everyone has recovered from the madness that was this weekend! We personally are in serious need of some vitamins after seeing so many cramped legs, wet hair-dos, bloody body parts and yellow cards. Lest we forget a few curious ‘transfer’ rumours, too.


December 3rd, 2012

Bumping Along: Daniella Semaan


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Images via Diez Minutos.

Sooo we should’ve listened to our mums when they told us to pay attention in school and work hard for top marks because ‘you never know where it will get you later on in life.’

Well now we know.

How fast do bubbas grow these days, Kickettes? Is there a new fast-track option for pregnancy we’ve yet to hear about?

November 30th, 2012

Patrick Ianni: 2012 MLS Goal Of The Year Scorer


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MLS seattle 2012 goal scorerLadies and gents, we present to you the pecs, abs and lips partly responsible for powering this year’s MLS Goal of the Year. For the unfamiliar, these finely toned (don’t forget pouty and plump) body parts belong to Patrick Ianni of the Seattle Sounders.

So to recap: an award winning ‘baller who is as tall as his happy trail is long?

Yeah, we’ll drink to that.

November 30th, 2012

WAG Tag Watch: Helen Flanagan


Helen Flanagan, girlfriend of Scott Sinclair, told FHM she’s not too fond of being branded a WAG since she’s famous for her own talents. She also talks about… oh, some other phony crap.

“I don’t hate being called a WAG but it’s not what I am. I’m an actress, I like to model and I like doing my own thing.”

While no one gives a rat’s ass, really, we’d appreciate some clarity on the timing of Helen’s remarks. Were they made before or after she showed how proud of her boobs she was for the lads mag’s annual calendar?