November 27th, 2012

The Keanes: Coordinating Cuties


LA Galaxy forward Robbie Keane took his wife Claudine and their adorable son Robert for a spot of lunch at Hollywood’s The Grove shopping center last week. They’ve got that all-American look down, yes? Furthermore, isn’t this the best Claudine has ever looked? There is not a bandage dress or mismatched accessory in sight. Brava. The Galaxy play for the MLS Cup on Saturday.

November 27th, 2012

Belated Birthday Wishes: Xabi Alonso


xabi celebrates his 31st birthday

Images via Facebook.

Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you’ve had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully
the SNT’s European championship, being one half of footy’s power couple of the year and evolving into the all-time GQMF-ing boss and all.

31st birthdayIn a serendipitous moment, WAG and footballer BNO staple, Mahiki in London, also celebrated a birthday on 25 November – six years of hosting champagne toasts with skeevies, skankettes and the players who love both in equal doses.

Truly, what a day it is for celebrations, Kickettes!

November 27th, 2012

Strained Sexpression: Kevin Strootman, PSV Eindhoven


kickette vocab vocabulary

We have it on good authority that this is what the flying Dutchman does right at the end of sex. Image: Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images Europe.

November 26th, 2012

Two Suits, One Scarf: Former United Players Pay Tribute To Sir Alex Ferguson


Eric Cantona, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Peter Schmeichel, Edwin van der Sar, Andy Cole, Dwight Yorke

Image: Getty.

Here’s Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Eric Cantona, Dwight Yorke, Andy Cole, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Edwin van der Sar cheesing for the red carpet cameras at the Sir Alex Ferguson statue unveiling in Manchester on Friday. Don’t they look fantastico?

When a group of aging footballers can multi-task at this level (standing upright, rocking semi-formal attire, demonstrating obedience, etc) we swoon. We truly do.

November 26th, 2012

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Edit


In another case of old relationships coming back to haunt you, Danny Simpson’s baby mamma Stephanie (who claims to be pregnant with their second child) has accused him of cheating on her with pop songstress, sex tapestress and X Factor judgestress, Tulisa, towards the end of their relationship. Separately, Krystal Benjamin (his alleged side, side piece) accused the right back of cheating on Stephanie throughout their 10 month long fling (which supposedly included jibberish sexts and free flights to the Southampton home he shared with Stephanie for late night romps). Jenny Thompson is also mixed up in the mess (and also pregnant, but not with his child) because – c’mon – how could she not be involved in this love quadrangle somehow?

Over the weekend Danny finally went on the public defense, insisting everyone around him knows the truth about these sordid tabloid stories.

It’s safe to say these allegations have really taken the jam out of gossip-loving doughnut this morning.