November 27th, 2012
The Keanes: Coordinating Cuties
November 27th, 2012
Belated Birthday Wishes: Xabi Alonso
Images via Facebook.
Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you’ve had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully
defending the SNT’s European championship, being one half of footy’s power couple of the year and evolving into the all-time GQMF-ing boss and all.
In a serendipitous moment, WAG and footballer BNO staple, Mahiki in London, also celebrated a birthday on 25 November – six years of hosting champagne toasts with skeevies, skankettes and the players who love both in equal doses.
Truly, what a day it is for celebrations, Kickettes!
November 27th, 2012
Strained Sexpression: Kevin Strootman, PSV Eindhoven
We have it on good authority that this is what the flying Dutchman does right at the end of sex. Image: Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images Europe.
November 26th, 2012
Two Suits, One Scarf: Former United Players Pay Tribute To Sir Alex Ferguson
Image: Getty.
Here’s Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Eric Cantona, Dwight Yorke, Andy Cole, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Edwin van der Sar cheesing for the red carpet cameras at the Sir Alex Ferguson statue unveiling in Manchester on Friday. Don’t they look fantastico?
When a group of aging footballers can multi-task at this level (standing upright, rocking semi-formal attire, demonstrating obedience, etc) we swoon. We truly do.
November 26th, 2012
Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Edit
In another case of old relationships coming back to haunt you, Danny Simpson’s baby mamma Stephanie (who claims to be pregnant with their second child) has accused him of cheating on her with pop songstress, sex tapestress and X Factor judgestress, Tulisa, towards the end of their relationship. Separately, Krystal Benjamin (his alleged side, side piece) accused the right back of cheating on Stephanie throughout their 10 month long fling (which supposedly included jibberish sexts and free flights to the Southampton home he shared with Stephanie for late night romps). Jenny Thompson is also mixed up in the mess (and also pregnant, but not with his child) because – c’mon – how could she not be involved in this love quadrangle somehow?
Over the weekend Danny finally went on the public defense, insisting everyone around him knows the truth about these sordid tabloid stories.
It’s safe to say these allegations have really taken the jam out of gossip-loving doughnut this morning.
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