May 19th, 2010
Fabio Cannavaro: Our Miami Vice
May 19th, 2010
The Posh Prescription: Advice For Fabio Capello
She’s back, ladies!
We are once again thrilled to announce that Victoria Beckham, wife, mother and occasional dispenser of homespun advice and witticism has deigned to return** to our humble pages.
Imagine the scenes at Kickette Towers. Vacuuming, hiding the contraband… we’ve been preparing for days!
This time, England NT manager Fabio Capello has dropped Vicky Bee a line to query a ‘sensitive’ problem prior to the World Cup.
Over to you, Fabio!
May 19th, 2010
Photocrashers: Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Photoshop Software
There are many terrible things happening in the world today, Kickettes. Split ends. Broken heels. The cancellation of Ladies Night at our local bar. It’s an endless tale of pain and suffering.
Yet, we are never victims of our own hot ‘baller browsing guilt. There is no simpler pleasure than allowing ones eyes to roam unflinchingly across a fresh hunk of hot manflesh. Oh yessiree. But then fate sees fit to pee in our pool. Again.
You see this photo above? Victor Valdes. Near a gate. So far, so comforting. But there’s a small problem. No disrespect to Andres Iniesta, as a footballer and as a man we admire and love you, but ya mind steppin’ aside? You are spoiling the smoke show.
We tend to relieve the pressures of our daily lives with a bit of honest and intense objectification of men. However, this simple pleasure has often been ruined by a pesky detail or imperfect human. On that note, we’ve had a little trawl and come up with a few other irritations for your consideration. Consider this an Ode to Photocrashers.
May 19th, 2010
Cheryl Cole: Jewelled Joy
Images via EPA/KEYSTONE PRESS.
Clad in Roberto Cavalli, and dripping in diamonds, we give you the eve- beautiful Cheryl Cole.
As we’re sure you know, her celebrity services have become quite costly these days.
Whilst gazing at these pics of CC walking the white carpet at the de Grisogono dinner party in Cannes, do tell us which style situ you find more electrifying: the jewellery company founder’s blue suit or Cole’s bleached teeth?
May 19th, 2010
The Midweek Mmm: Tim Cahill, Australia
Photos by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images AsiaPac
Timmy C. has been enjoying a good, frequent run at Kickette posts, so who are we to rain on his parade?
Last night, our saucy Aussie posed for some seriously precocious glamour shots before hosting the Tim Cahill Cancer Fund for Children gala. His tan and wrinkles from the Las Vegas sun are second to none, but we aren’t able to accurately analyze his new wedding band.
But really, who cares? We suggest viewing this random video and the artistic photo assortment below with caution and croissants.
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