November 26th, 2012

Weekend Results: On Bended Knees


More of this is right this way, everybody.

Harry Redknapp returned to club coaching duties at QPR, Rafa Benitez was met with an emphatic few minutes of straight boos from the Blues’ fans and we fancied Fiorentina’s head GQMF in charge, Vincenzo Montella, for the first time.

To say it was a cracking weekend in footy would be an understatement, but how was it for you and yours? Are you a happy, sad or indifferent bunch of Kickettes this morning? Do you also need some chocolate therapy?

Regardless of whether your team won, lost or drew, we can all appreciate various players’ attempts to make everything better via up-short shots. They’re men with truly big hearts, who know what real fans need to keep their spirits soaring.


November 23rd, 2012

Upgrade You: Malena Costa


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Images: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images Europe.

Malena Costa is on a major upgrade thanks to the white-carpet glamazon look she wore to last night’s Marie Claire Prix de la Moda Awards 2012 in Madrid. Though Mario Suárez’s girlfriend (who’s probably better known as Carles Puyol’s ex) failed to nab a gong at the industry honouring event – unlike another model and La Liga WAG did at last year’s fete – this is the best Miss Costa’s ever looked on a carpet of any colour.

Now, we weren’t terribly impressed by the fake bake quality on the visage, but Malena could’ve just been plastered and in the presence of a bad flash bulb. Plus, her hair was so telly commercial-worthy that we really can’t hate.

What do you think, Kickettes? Would you upgrade Malena Costa, too?

November 23rd, 2012

Under Construction Stadium Porn: Arena Fonte Nova


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So where’s the locker room going to be located when all this is said and done? Our WC 2014 stadium stalking plans aren’t going to write themselves, you know. More images available via Stadium Porn.

November 21st, 2012

Sara Carbonero for ELLE Espana: The Bar Has Been Raised


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Image via El Balon Rosa.

We admit, her neck has been photoshopped to the point of deformity. But dayum does Iker’s chick know how to turn a good cover out when it counts.

We still have hate for the crystal body shenanigans, though.

November 21st, 2012

Champions League Observations: Revelling In Muscle Group Glory


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As you can see by this rather stacked six pack, Ezequiel Garay was happy. He and his Benfica buddies crushed the hearts of Celtic and the dreams of Rod Stewart  by a score of 2-1. We were equally chuffed that the magic lamp we invested in finally granted our ‘more thighs please!’ wishes.