November 20th, 2012

Bruno Fernandes Is Tired Of Being In Prison, Ready To Walk Out & Go Eat Some Rare Barbecue

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This is Bruno Fernandes, dear readers. He’s a former Brazilian league champion and convicted kidnapper who’s currently on trial again – this time for the assault and murder of his ex-girlfriend (and mother of his youngest child).

Based on reporting by the Associated Press, he’s also a hungry man:

“Bruno is tired of being in prison,” said attorney Rui Pimenta to O Globo newspaper outside court in the town of Contagem. “He is ready to walk out and go eat some rare barbecue.”

Seriously. Read. The. Reports. Because. We. Have. No. Words.

November 20th, 2012

Celtic FC, Snoop & Neil Lennon: Party People

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Snoop Lion is weighing up the possibility of buying “enough of a percentage” to get himself on the Celtic board so he can be “heard,” he told the Daily Record last week.

Some will dismiss this as manufactured publicity, but ’tis a real possibility, Kickettes.

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November 20th, 2012

DILF Alert: Dimitar Berbatov & Victor Valdes Become Fathers

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Image: Twitter. H/T @InnaMUFC_Vettel@EmCardenas.

Dimitar Berbatov is a daddy again! The Fulham striker’s wife, Elena, gave a birth to baby girl yesterday in Bulgaria in the wee morning hours, the hospital where the WAG and baby were resting comfortably confirmed on bTV television. Name may or may not be Margarita, in honour of Dimi’s mother, whom Elena may or may not still have beef with.

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November 20th, 2012

Tuesday Torso: Joshua Gatt, Molde FK

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Blurry Image: Gatt’s Twitter. H/T @jdiris.

November 20th, 2012

Christian Vieri: Back On The Beauty Wagon

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While we were off collectively losing our minds (and wallets), Christian Vieri and his anonymous lady friend were scootin’ and tootin’ around Miami Beach. Wonder if he and Pato trade dating secrets or something because Melissa Satta’s ex (a frequent habitué of SoBe) always pulls the pretty birds.

Unidentified lady friend’s windblown waves: do you like or lurve? Not that we’re judging her already or anything.