November 21st, 2012
As you can see by this rather stacked six pack, Ezequiel Garay was happy. He and his Benfica buddies crushed the hearts of Celtic and the dreams of Rod Stewart by a score of 2-1. We were equally chuffed that the magic lamp we invested in finally granted our ‘more thighs please!’ wishes.
November 20th, 2012
This is Bruno Fernandes, dear readers. He’s a former Brazilian league champion and convicted kidnapper who’s currently on trial again – this time for the assault and murder of his ex-girlfriend (and mother of his youngest child).
Based on reporting by the Associated Press, he’s also a hungry man:
“Bruno is tired of being in prison,” said attorney Rui Pimenta to O Globo newspaper outside court in the town of Contagem. “He is ready to walk out and go eat some rare barbecue.”
Seriously. Read. The. Reports. Because. We. Have. No. Words.
November 20th, 2012
Snoop Lion is weighing up the possibility of buying “enough of a percentage” to get himself on the Celtic board so he can be “heard,” he told the Daily Record last week.
Some will dismiss this as manufactured publicity, but ’tis a real possibility, Kickettes.
November 20th, 2012
Dimitar Berbatov is a daddy again! The Fulham striker’s wife, Elena, gave a birth to baby girl yesterday in Bulgaria in the wee morning hours, the hospital where the WAG and baby were resting comfortably confirmed on bTV television. Name may or may not be Margarita, in honour of Dimi’s mother, whom Elena may or may not still have beef with.
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