December 6th, 2007

Pantsless in Liverpool: Steven Gerrard


Steven Gerrard is anti-undies.  Apparently, everyone’s favourite Red is a card carrying member of the commando club – who would have thunk it?

News is out that SG used to turn up regularly at the Royal University hospital in Liverpool for groin scans with his groin, well, very ready to be scanned.  The nurses on staff admit to having been quite shocked by the pantslessness at first, but soon became accustomed to Stevie’s flashy ways. Well done them.

For Christmas this year, several of them splurged on a three-pack of briefs from the Gap and gave it to Stevie, which he found quite amusing.

imageNot wearing drawers may be the key to success though: Steven won the Most Stylish Sporting Star and Icon gongs recently at the Juice FM’s Awards. (We have no idea either).  He thanked his mate Jamie Carragher for hooking him up in Style 101:

“If it wasn’t for him badgering me about my dress sense and hair cut then I wouldn’t be standing before you today. So ‘thank you Jamie’.”

Coleen McLoughlin won for Most Stylish Scouser, btw. No word on Mrs. Gerrard’s placement in the rankings.

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44 Responses to “Pantsless in Liverpool: Steven Gerrard”

  1. haha who doesn’t love freeballing it. Wearing boxers is pretty much free balling it anyway. Once you go underwear less you may never go back!

  2. I have to agree to Steven Gerrard… I feel better without underwear and my husband love this…

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  6. I think that American footballers on average are hotter than the average footballer in other countries. BUT – I prefer the English because….well because I adore a Brit accent and I'm shallow that way.

  7. Cate says:

    Dear StraightAmericanMale…

    Why the hell do you people feed the idiots?

    Ignore them. They’ll go away.

    For real. Not sh!ttin’ you on this one.

  8. LoveLamps says:

    Ladies, I was referring to American football and the American football players, which in no way compare to those beautiful men who play the beautiful game we love.  There are some lovely Americans on the pitch.  They cannot compare to Lamps or Becks or Fabregas or Nando or. . . .

  9. brandy says:

    Dear Straight American Guy

    Sounds like you are attracting the wrong kind of girl if those are the only kind you meet, i.e. the ones attracted to money. Sounds like a personal issue you shoud look in to.

    I love with my boyfriend, not his money.

  10. Sarah says:

    Haha, LoveLamps, I also disagree to an extent.  There are several very hot american ballers.  Carlos Bocanegra?  Bobby Boswell??  I’m also a big Brian McBride fangirl, although I know lots of people don’t really see the appeal there.  I also disagree with your liking of Lamps…but I’ll leave that alone.

    However, I do wholeheartedly agree with your assertion that we make our own money.  Well, I plan to anyways…then I can travel to other countries and meet hot boys who don’t think “soccer is a girl sport”.  I don’t care if they’re rich or not, they just have to love the game. smile

    And, yes Robin, I’m also a total sucker for an accent.

  11. Robin says:

    Hmmm LampsLover – I disagree. I think that American footballers on average are hotter than the average footballer in other countries. BUT – I prefer the English because….well because I adore a Brit accent and I’m shallow that way.

  12. katie says:

    Yummy!!! *Feeling a sudden calling to become a nurse…. *

  13. LoveLamps says:

    Robin, this Chelsea fan also adores Tim Cahill!  He should receive consideration for the finest five.  Of course, I’ve been begging for my Frank for months now.  So few can truly appreciate the beauty that is Frank. 

    And StraightAmericanMale, us American girls can make our own money.  We love British men because they are much funnier, hotter and smarter than their American counterparts.  I mean, American Footballers are just not that hot.  EPL ballers are super hot and most of them are multi-lingual and pretty well educated overall.

  14. Sarah says:

    Heyy, I resent that comment!  I’m an American girl, and I am attracted to much more than money!  I mean, money is a definite plus, but I’d take a poor hot footballer over a rich ugly one any day.

    And even though I’m an Arsenal fan through and through, I do actually like Stevie G and Liverpool.  I think he’s absolutely adorable.

  15. StraightAmericanMale says:

    It’s nice to see that women express their sexuality across the pond! American girls act as if they aren’t attracted to anything but money…


  16. LoveLamps says:

    Must agree with those who are repulsed at the thought.  I’m nauseous now and it’s not the excessive wine I had with dinner. . . .

  17. The Fourth Official says:

    I’m sorry, I’m giddy – I just read that Branislav Ivanovic might be joining Man United – *another* hot Serb in the back four.  Holy crumb, I’m totally f**ked now . . .  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="excaim" style="border:0;" />

  18. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, Robin, yes-indeedy!  He just popped up on my radar a few weeks ago – where’s he been hiding?  Yum.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Also, I have to say I’m disappointed that no one has mentioned Craig Gordon.  (Since my mother was a Gordon, of lowland Scottish descent, maybe he’s my long lost cousin!) 

    And since no one seems to share my Serbian fetish over Nemanja Vidic, I’ll slide that one back under the mattress.  It’s sort of embarrassing anyway.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

  19. Anon says:

    Forth official, you are not alone in your liking of Vidic, but as it is so shameful, I cannot divulge my identity on here, for fear that someone who knows me, will guess my secret crush.

  20. robin says:

    Actors are actually the same way. You get so used to costume changes and fittings that you just lose any and all sense of modesty. Being comfortable with ones body is actually a big positive.

    on a totally separate note – am I the only one who wants tim cahill promoted to top 5? I find him VERY attractive.

  21. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    Stevie G with no drawers on……..  *rushes off for cold shower*

    Phew, too much for my tiny brain to handle.

    Hubba hubba….

  22. SuzyQ says:

    All footie players are totally chill about nudity b/c they see each other in the buff non-stop… so no wonder Stevie wasn’t bothered lol…

    mmmm footie players all together in the buff… ahh

  23. Elise says:

    I know what you mean Paris.  That’s exactly how I feel about JT.

  24. uneditedmara says:

    This was the pick-me-up that I needed today. Thank you Kickette for feeding a *ahem* bone to my imagination. My heart thanks you as well for the impromptu cardio workout.

  25. paris says:

    Thanks I am the biggest stevie fan I just cant understand people that dont find him attractive I mean look at him he is adorable.

  26. AnnaD says:

    2 points:

    a.  i’m a nurse; why don’t I work in that A&E;?


    b.  i’m so turned on right now i don’t know what to do with myself…..or maybe i do…

  27. carly says:

    I dig Vidic too wink

  28. carly says:

    I meant the pant-less situation.

    The awards are funny!
    (Never a critic to your post, Kickette!)

  29. carly says:

    How is this relevant?

  30. tammyv says:

    Ewww..Icky… that is all I have to say on that matter, or that Fashion Icon? no wait, I have huh? What? WTF? too

    Did his momma never teach him to always wear a clean pair of underwear in case you have to be rushed to the hospital?

  31. The Fourth Official says:

    Tsk. Very unhygienic.  What’s wrong with a stylish pair of undies?  They can be comfortable, I’m sure, and save expensive trousers from undue contact with whatever.  Nevertheless, I can imagine the nurses had a good giggle with him about it.  All the nurses I know have great senses of humour.

  32. Johnna says:

    LMAO. There is so much weird about this post, I don’t even know where to start…

  33. Cate says:

    with that face and a large package what more could a girl ask for!!!!

    Wow. Uhm. No.

    Like, you probably would have trouble finding a bigger Stevie fangirl, but just, no. Sorry.

  34. Erin says:

    Best article ever!!!!!  Love the Stevie hotness even more now that I can have the pants-less imagine in my mind as well.  Keep the Stevie info coming! smile

  35. Cherry says:

    There is no scan that has to be made nude. And I’m sick that I’m working as a nurse in the wrong town, in the wrong country. I’d not have a problem seeing Stevie without his pants. And I doubt he’s shy about it.

  36. Elise says:

    When I read the bit about him going to hospital pantsless, knowing he’s going to be taking his trousers off for scans, I thought ‘How cheeky!‘.  Then I laughed at my own bad pun!  Yeah, he must be pretty proud of his dangly bits, I’d say.

    Despite being a rabid Chelsea fan, and morally obliged to hate all things Liverpool, I actually like Stevie (most of the time). The thing is, I used to go out with a guy who looked just like him (I know, I know, of course I did, right? but I swear it’s true- other people tell him that all the time.)  And now I could never fancy Stevie, because it’s sort of like I’ve already had him! :o I just wish there had been a Bentley and a credit card involved, too!

  37. brandy says:

    Stevie, a fashion icon? I never saw it coming. He is so blah style-wise, to go with his blah face. Well I guess this is the world we live in, where Colleen is stylish.

    Kaya – spot on!

    And I would be so uninterested in seeing his stuff if I were one of the nurses. Actually, it could be better looking than his meh face.

  38. paris says:

    And also of course he would win most stylish scouser he certainly dresses to please……. keep the posts on Stevie G coming <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  39. paris says:

    Finally what I’ve been waiting for a post on Stevie G, if he is willing to go pantless it probably means his not lacking in that department, and lets face it with that face and a large package what more could a girl ask for!!!!

  40. Sarah x says:

    Haha.. What Hospital Ws It..I Wanna Work There! raspberry

  41. robin says:

    Well. I’m sitting on an airplane and just got the chance to pop up kickette for the first time today. Read the opening paragraph and my heart fluttered, my pulse raced, I might even have gotten a little swoozy. The thought of Stevie G wandering Liverpool sans underwear is almost too much for me to handle. Almost, I could definitely handle it. Ahem.
    The pictures racing through my mind right now…..

  42. kaya says:

    I would have no problem with commando if the guy were hot. Honestly I think the love for Stevie is just another example of the English tendency to project what they wish was instead of looking at reality. Maybe the FA’s “root and branch” investigation will finally turn up the fact that Frank and Steve really aren’t hot and neither are their wives!

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