July 20th, 2010
Parma Pre-Season Training: We Know What You’re Doing
Parma FC’s Valeri Bojinov in ‘training’ (above and below left). Also attracting interest from Timotei. Images: Getty Images via Zimbio
Kickettes, we bring you further proof (if it were needed) that our carefully constructed blend of manflesh exposure and gentle snarking is gradually infiltrating the psyche of the world’s football clubs.
They may deny it. They may pretend they’re simply embracing novel new training techniques for the sake of their sport. But we all know these boys secretly crave the honour of a feature on our hallowed pages and are taking surreptitious steps to ensure their opportunities are maximised. And as always, we are pleased to oblige.
Welcome, if you will, Parma FC in pre-season ‘training’. We know what you’re doing, boys. And for the record, we’re lovin’ it.