We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Enjoy the Petric pic, ladies, because there might not be more of these for a few.
Several mid-week cup clashes have been postponed due to inclement weather. Upside? Your return to school and work was brief since JT-numbered inches of the fluffy stuff calls for movies under the covers. The downside means a lighter load of man candy shots to help us manage through the week.
Snowed in Kickettes are in luck, though, since we’ve come up with a to-do list that should have your leisure days sorted in a jiffy.
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WAYS TO PASS THE TIME DURING A FOOTY WHITE-OUT
- Attempt to source one cutie outside of Javi Garcia in this Porto Benfica airport line up. We dare you.
- Pass style judgment on Helena Seger’s hair.
- Pick a side and engage in the healthy Kickette army debate we spotted on Twitter regarding Gonzalo Higuain’s derrier (below). Is it alive and well, or shrinking by the minute? Try not to panic, but we think it’s shrinking.
- Polyvore outfits for all the WAGs that work reality TV: Victoria (American Idol), Louise (So You Think You Can Dance?) and Sylvie (Germany’s Got Talent).
- Try not to laugh at Carlos Bocanegra’s admission of wearing a retainer to bed.
- Decide on whether Ana Vidic and Lisa Carrick are giddy with laughter because they just discussed their bank balance or their childrens’ place in the Cute Footy Kids HOF.
- Find a home for your best footy jokes. No, you can’t just send a photo of The Ramos’s green jeans.
- Stop eating in honour of Cheryl Cole’s new diet plan.
Or, you could just make a fort under the duvet with a Terry’s Chocolate Orange and stay there until the emergency services find you.
“JT-numbered inches” LOL I just spotted that, Kickette! Love it!