January 5th, 2010
Party Crasher: Snow Ruins The Footy Fun
Enjoy the Petric pic, ladies, because there might not be more of these for a few.
Several mid-week cup clashes have been postponed due to inclement weather. Upside? Your return to school and work was brief since JT-numbered inches of the fluffy stuff calls for movies under the covers. The downside means a lighter load of man candy shots to help us manage through the week.
Snowed in Kickettes are in luck, though, since we’ve come up with a to-do list that should have your leisure days sorted in a jiffy.
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WAYS TO PASS THE TIME DURING A FOOTY WHITE-OUT
- Attempt to source one cutie outside of Javi Garcia in this Porto Benfica airport line up. We dare you.
- Pass style judgment on Helena Seger’s hair.
- Pick a side and engage in the healthy Kickette army debate we spotted on Twitter regarding Gonzalo Higuain’s derrier (below). Is it alive and well, or shrinking by the minute? Try not to panic, but we think it’s shrinking.
- Polyvore outfits for all the WAGs that work reality TV: Victoria (American Idol), Louise (So You Think You Can Dance?) and Sylvie (Germany’s Got Talent).
- Try not to laugh at Carlos Bocanegra’s admission of wearing a retainer to bed.
- Decide on whether Ana Vidic and Lisa Carrick are giddy with laughter because they just discussed their bank balance or their childrens’ place in the Cute Footy Kids HOF.
- Find a home for your best footy jokes. No, you can’t just send a photo of The Ramos’s green jeans.
- Stop eating in honour of Cheryl Cole’s new diet plan.
Or, you could just make a fort under the duvet with a Terry’s Chocolate Orange and stay there until the emergency services find you.
“JT-numbered inches” LOL I just spotted that, Kickette! Love it!
Hah! Great stuff
On a random note, my sister in on the Leptin diet. It works for her, lol.
AHH Luca and Louise! Too much cuteness there! *ovaries explodes*
the roberto mankini joke was pretty decent
ncaaaawwwwwww!!!!! they’re holding hands! haha! that is pure adorableness!!
i have decided that baller babies do not count in my prejudice against man u 
hehe. too much cuteness for me! 
Aaawww look how baggy Javi’s pants are. Hombre must be chunkifying in winter
Watch these and be charmed 
Also Kickette, the curly-haired Benfica defender David Luiz is pretty cute and funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=956DzDgYgA8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqo80PJbXqs
PS: Higuain is definitely not losing his… erm … asset
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Kickette, I AM OUTRAGED!
Those are not Porto players, those are Benfica players. I’ve never been so offended.
Let’s remember what’s important here: cute toddlers holding hands
That’s true, they are cute, but what’s important is very relative. lol
aaaaay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay Petric.
Retainer, smetainer. As long as Carlos keeps that smile looking swoon-worthy. Plus, maybe Carlos sleeps in just his retainer. That I can get behind.
Oh hi Mladen, looking good
And, um, that’s the Benfica team at the Lisbon airport.
thanks sister, you got my back
Boo us. Soz gals. We promise to stop boozing pre-posting. Please forgive?
Benfica and Porto are huge rivals, and this is a big oversight.
So on behalf of my client, miss carly, I demand a worthy compensation in the form of plentiful scantily dressed delicious men to be sent over.
You’re out of stock? Well OK then, pics will suffice too. Get busy!
You’re forgiven, Kickette. In the form of Niko’s tongue.
Oh thanks for the Petric pic. yum :]
great ideas to pass the time XD
omg. Kickette. you managed to kill me. I still can’t get over the adorableness. =|
omg.
Oh my dear lord… Luka Vidic is holding hands with Louise Carrick. Cute overload ♥
It doesn’t get any cuter! Little Louise has got herself a boyfriend!
Sounds like a hot future super defender robot baby to me!
Brilliant, Miss E! And a looker too!
That pic just made my day. I’ve gone all gooey. Thanks, Ms. Kickette
Luka and Louise holding hands. And Louise has mittens on strings. And a hippo backpack! How much cute can OT hold?
Geez. Ana makes even schlepping through the parking lot loaded down with baby crap look good.