March 22nd, 2011
Pato & Barbara Berlusconi: Caught On Camera
Do these photos constitute a loved-up Pato and Barbara Berlusconi? According to Italian weekly, Today, all signs of catching the couple in the act of their first kiss point to “yes”, but Barbara’s ear-to-ear grin isn’t wide enough to win our WAGdom approval just yet.
Call us harsh, bitter, elitist, et al – only sticks, stones and salt will seriously harm our jawbones, all of which we’ve done a fine job of avoiding since we were 18.
We’re so reluctant to declare all sexual systems “go” on this pair mainly because Lady Berlusconi is about to take her seat on AC Milan’s Board of Directors. Yes, having a power position is very boss of her – even if she didn’t gainfully acquire it on her own merit – but we’re still short on case studies detailing the effects of mixing business with pleasure. We’re merely exercising proper precaution for the health and well-being of Pato’s curly Qs, you see.
Of what little we do know (using Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas’ hogging of the headlines as an example), it’s best to start honing your siesta skills, Kickettes, for there will be enough hearty helpings of news about this couple to fill your plates, bowls and RSS feeds for months to come.
As for us and our stringent WAG club rules, those will loosen once concrete confirmation (as opposed to BB’s earlier romantic denial of Pato) comes our way.