May 28th, 2009

Pato and Sthefany: Rush to the Altar


Image via Zimbio

Looks like Pato and Sthefany are about to set a wedding preparation world record.

The couple will marry July 7, 2009, effectively crushing girls, webcam manufacturers and wagabee hearts worldwide. The pair may have only recently announced their engagement (Pato proposed in front of Sthef’s parents), but Sthef leaves Sao Paolo today to meet up with her future hubby in Milan to hammer out the final wedding day deets. Who the hell can arrange a wedding in less than two months?

Important to note: she hasn’t picked out her wedding gown yet.

Or… has she?

Initial reports suggested an OTT blingalicious wedding with the couple spending $500,000 to entertain 1500 guests. Soon-to-be Mr. and Mrs. Duck apparently picked Dolce & Gabbana (of AC Milan calendar fame) to design their ensembles. With You! Magazine “exclusively” reports the couple will tie the knot at the Copacabana Palace in Brazil – and pictured Sthef outside the hotel yesterday after meeting with some professional planners.

Sthefy’s mummy dearest, however, threw her hat into the gossip ring yesterday after she confirmed the couple’s speedy nuptials in an interview. She insisted the ceremony (plus the crucial after-party) ; will occur in Milan – not Brazil; and only close friends and family will be invited.

Either way this sounds like a shot-gun wedding if you ask us.

Right, you didn’t ask us. Still, bets for the Pato baby pool are now open!

But if she’s not pregnant, you didn’t read anything from us implying that she may or may not be here. Even though you did.

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18 Responses to “Pato and Sthefany: Rush to the Altar”

  1. They really look good with each other. A classy weeding would really need some time. But a simple weeding it would be easy I think.

  2. Fer_Lahm says:

    cof cof.. knocked up! cof cof wow our Bad Boy is going to get married! i still remember that i saw his BIG! friend.. AND! i hate her:E she's an attack cribs!

  3. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    She's gorgeous and if he hadn't so stupidly shaved his cute curls then I would be jealous.BTW, if he's old enough to get married then surely this means he's old enough for me to have an insane crush on him without feeling like a complete pervoid?

  4. bashbash says:

    she look's like his mom!! also he is too young to get married! he is only 19 for god sakes!

  5. Meer. says:

    *cough*…Knocked up…*cough*

  6. striker says:


  7. HiL says:

    Isn’t he like.. 15?

  8. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    LOL – i could never arrange a wedding that fast ! i did not read that Sthef may/may not be pregnant here !

  9. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    She’s gorgeous and if he hadn’t so stupidly shaved his cute curls then I would be jealous.

    BTW, if he’s old enough to get married then surely this means he’s old enough for me to have an insane crush on him without feeling like a complete pervoid?

  10. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Wow, that was fast.Either way, it should be a gorgeous wedding. I can't wait to see pics :)

  11. Steph says:

    oh my god, guys what the hell. alexandre is an amazing man and who the hell cares about his webcam pics??? i bet ud pose nude too so shut the hell up because i love alexandre, and sthefany is just a slut. i cant believe theyre getting married today… ugh

  12. aristeia says:

    Oh Pato. You silly boy… *remembers his webcam photo*… er, silly man. O_O You're only 19, bb… wait a little bit. Who cares if she's pregnant? Have the baby, marry later! Ah well. They are quite adorable togther…

  13. Mrs. Podolski says:

    Wonder why they are getting married so quickly, she could be pregnant who knows (they know)…LoL…they might have been planning this wedding. Sometime ago, they both are a bit young to get married, anyway congrats to the both of them.

  14. XOBarcaBabyOX says:

    : D I feel so good. I found this when I was up pulling an all nighter for my english finals. I’m so glad u guys used it on here. :D I love being a gossip queen. haha luvz it!!!

  15. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Sthefefthany and Pato are getting married? What the hell?! He’s 19 for christssake. There’s got to be a I’m-sorry-I-exposed-myself-on-the-internet make-up sex baby on the way. Got to be.

  16. alessandra says:


  17. autumnmaple101 says:

    I think she could be knocked up..why the urgency to marry? But I think they look totally cute together.

  18. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    yeah, shocking ;O. and it should totally be in Brasil