Whilst you browse our short list of links today, please enjoy this pic of Peter Crouch and Abigail Clancy out at Zuma. She’s sloshed and wearing lycra leggings. Image via BIG Pictures UK/KEYSTONE Press
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Jose Mourinho picked up an honourary doctorate from Lisbon University. Please call him Dr. Jose from now on. You know you want to.
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This might be a tad disconcerting for Victoria Beckham: some of the local Italian wagabees are running a £20,000 bet to see who can seduce her husband first.
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State-side Kickettes, if you want to see Inter Milan, Chelsea, Club America, or AC Milan in your neck of the woods this summer, break open that piggy bank and start warming up your camera clicking fingers. Tickets have just gone on sale.
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Doesn’t everyone train in a fetching summer-weight mini dress? If not, they should. Pato, you go next.
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Their graveyard re-romance came to an end, and as is fitting, Amii Grove is selling the engagement ring Jermaine Pennant gave her on ebay. Proceeds to charity. So, yay? [link slightly NSFW]

We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 




Oh, was it not right to call him Dr. Jose before? My bad…