July 3rd, 2008
Paunch Watch: Ronaldo Lets it Hang
Ladies, let this be a lesson to you: choose your baller very carefully.
For a start, make sure you saddle up to the right Ronaldo (see below).
That said, we’re not sure exactly how one would be able to entirely predict the complete physical demise of their meal-ticket, but perhaps a caring and sharing individual with a fully loaded magic 8 ball could start a hotline service catering to this developing need.
Because really, no one deserves this.
thanks KT!
What has happened to him?I really admired him and his skills and I'm really sorry that he has wasted a few years of his career!I hope he comes back-but honestly I doubt it.
Eeewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, I click on the beautiful one that is Cris!!! Thanks for posting the 2nd pic kickette, it surely helped with that nasty dose of Brazilian Ronaldo
Agreeing with you Venice.El Fenomeno, please don't do this. Ok, Im gonna go watch the Ronaldo deserves more respect video on youtube one more time….
Urgh. Im sick and tired of everyone everywhere saying this type of stuff about Ronaldo.It’s sad and makes me angry. I don’t really care what he looks like, he’ll still be one of the best of all time. Just leave him alone. Sorry if that sounded too harsh.
I feel so sorry for Ronaldo and how he fell from grace. I just can’t mock this man, he’ll always be El Fenomeno to me. I hope he comes to his senses.
He looks like Kieran Richardson.
ICKY!!! I don’t think the skanky looking girl with him really minds though. It’s sad and my heart goes out to him, football really is a rough game and can take it’s toll. I’ll still go for Ronaldo number two please!!!!
*shakes head, then sighs*
He looks like Kieran Richardson.
it made me sad the other day when i was trying to google something about him (don't ask me why) and had to type in ronaldo the brazilian one. actually i think more stuff about c-ron still showed up. is that a hint of a pornstache i see..quite the rage lately.
This gave me a good laugh but in defense of Ronaldo…uh, I got nothing.
Yuck. Please warn us all before posting such nastiness!! But then its all good cos the second picture balances it all out.
OMG, that doesn't even look like him! How can a footballer let himself go so much?
Honestly, is there anything sadder than a once-great footballer at the end of his career who has let himself go completely to sh*t?
This is a scary sight I can't look any longer what happened to the Ronaldo that was one of the best!!
Oh god no!!!!! He's totally gone to seed. Blech. If I was Cris, I'd hate that people might confuse me with him. lose that girl blog
lol Kickette this has really made my day! brilliant post *sigh* I want to be lke you when I grow up lol about Ronaldo is actually pretty sad dont you think??? I mean 10 years ago he was enjoying of the ultimate soccer glory.. and now… *shakes head*
That is too scary for words…Stevie, Nando, Iker, please take heed and stay away from the cheese burgers!!!
Oh dear. Thats terrible. Seriously – I bet whoever he's with is kicking herself in the arse something terrible. Alas – the money matches will be vindicated in the end.
Ew. Somebody, lock him up! And that is the man who plays alongside Kaka. Such contradictions…
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This should be re-captioned “Cristiano and Nereida in ten years time.” Every big-name footballer has to have a spectacular fall from grace. Come on C-Ron, don’t let me down! I love C-Ron…think he’s a fabulous footballer, however given his vanity/tackiness now, god only knows how spectacularly things could go tits up for him(no pun intended). C-Ron & Nereida could easily be Portugal’s version of Peter Andre & Jordan! I look forward to the reality show. It’s written in the stars! lol. As for Mr Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima…aww, poor guy can’t catch a break at the moment! Transvestites, cheap motels, ever-changing wives/girlfriends, bad hair days and bad swimming apparel choices aside, he was absolutely amazing in his heyday. So I’ll let this indiscretion slide
lol Kickette this has really made my day! brilliant post *sigh* I want to be lke you when I grow up lol about Ronaldo is actually pretty sad dont you think??? I mean 10 years ago he was enjoying of the ultimate soccer glory.. and now… *shakes head*
Ewww, no!! This picture make’s me a little sad. I mean he’s never had the face, but now the rest looks like this it’s just really unfair. But nice little pick me up, after seeing this mess, a bit of Ken-Ron is always nice!
Oh god no!!!!! He’s totally gone to seed. Blech. If I was Cris, I’d hate that people might confuse me with him.
lose that girl blog
Ewww, no!! This picture make’s me a little sad. I mean he’s never had the face, but now the rest looks like this it’s just really unfair. But nice little pick me up, after seeing this mess, a bit of Ken-Ron is always nice!