November 28th, 2011
People We’re Not Afraid To Envy: Eva Carneiro, Chelsea FC
Image: Mike Hewitt/Getty Images Europe.
There are two kinds of women who like football. There are the ones who sit about on their backsides all day leching at players and arguing over who broke the communal nail file, and the ones who do something constructive with it.
Being the ones who have got the former completely and utterly covered, we have time to turn our attention to the other kind. That lady sitting on the bench next to Salomon Kalou is Eva Carneiro, and she is the reserve team doctor for Chelsea FC. She has made the occasional appearance for Chelsea before, but clearly we were too busy um… working to notice.
Why should you care? Well, put it this way, boys n’ girls. Our lifestyle choices leave us many a happy hour to fantasising about rubbing Fernando Torres’ thighs. Her lifestyle choices have enabled her to actually do it.
And that’s why you should go to school, kids.