October 19th, 2011
Pepsi Max Pose Off: Carlos Bocanegra vs. Jozy Altidore & Maurice Edu
We’re aware that Clint Dempsey was there too, but we omitted him from the comp because his bedroom eyes weren’t staring straight at us. Or the camera. Either way. Oh and, soz about the quality of pics. We figured you could all get past it for the sake of our opinion sourcing post. Image Credit: Twitter & Tumblr.
Today’s USMNT carbonated beverage pose off is a battle between brawn and bromance. At left, we have Carlos Bocanegra looking as American as a cherry tree just before it’s picked and processed into pie. And those arms? Strong enough to carry five grannies in each across the street. His silent but deadly stance has even inspired us to start recycling next year. Go us.
Jozy Altidore and Maurice Edu are playing the devil’s advocates to Boca’s camera lighting heavenly halo in their still frame on the right, which we have mixed feelings about. Jozy is clearly a contemplative thinker type, and we’re wondering what he’s thinking about or if it’s us. Edu, on the other hand, blatantly isn’t. He’s actually quite unapologetic in his hot playa position, which we’re not totally hatin’. However, if their objective was to tag team that photographer’s lens in naked unison, then we’re hard pressed to find any angles that illustrate their spoils of victory.
Is Carlos winning your vote with his ‘less is more’ attitude, or is it double your pleasure, fun and pimp juice with Jozy and Maurice for you?
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Forever and ever – we choose Carlos! xoxo
I may have to start drinking Pepsi again. OY.
Boca always and forever!! NO competition here at all!! Does that picture come on the bottle of Pepsi?? If so, that is a very smart (and super sexy) marketing ploy. May have to go out and get me as many Pepsi Max bottles that I can find if that is the case!
All three are amazing.
Gonna pour that Pepsi all over that Boca…
Carlos, everytime. Jozys got a little somethin somethin, but Carlos has got it all!!!
Boca! <3
Boca's half-smile for shure!!!
i'm not really buy the other two's "let me think" pose
My vote will always go to Los. I could look at that man ALL DAY!!! Damn I want a Pepsi now.
It’s always Boca <3
Boca will always win. ALWAYS. <3
'los for sure
Look, they're all freaking hot. But I've TOUCHED Jozy and the man is damn fine. Jozy FTW.
We all know how good the Boca Buns are, but Maurice Edu is one fine piece of milk chocolate! Whooo! I'm in love!
Agreed. From these photos alone as evidence, I pick Maurice Edu (sorry Jozy, didn't see you standing there)!
Boca! Is that even a question? I mean he is in the Finest Five…
less may be more. but 3 is still 3. I will take them ALL!
Boca!! Sexy!!
Boca does for me !! The laid-back less-is-more got my vote all the way! He ca carry me on those arms any day!
Carloooos!!!
Bocanegra is the sex. Oh yeah.
Boca, Boca, Boca! He's in the finest five for a reason.