March 27th, 2012
Pepsi MAX Popstars: Didier Drogba, Sergio Aguero, Fernando Torres, Leo Messi, Frank Lampard & Jack Wilshere
Click on the photos for extreme close ups of Fernando and Leo’s chin pubes.
The players were obviously selected to specifically engage with our own, very niche demographic seeing as Fernando Torres, Sergio Aguero, Frankie Lampard, Didier Drogba, Jack Wilshere and Leo Messi were the boys the carbonated beverage brand chose to feature.
Upon watching, it’s clear Pepsi MAX was adamant on surpassing the success of our originally formed boyband from ’09. Yes, this charismatic crew are the reunited NKOTBSB to our disbanded N’Sync. Some of this year’s talent may be farther over the hill than others, but we don’t care because we love them and the wardrobe department’s equal allocation of v-neck and crew neck t-shirts all the same.
While we’re very much ok with the casting, if we had our way the outcome would have been vastly different. Imagine if there had been a break away unit of hardline Kickette Soldier Boys & Girls present in the building – the chance of those pretties getting anywhere near that damn stage would’ve been zilch.
Your turn in the director’s seat, Kickettes! How would you instruct the Pepsi MAX boybanders gone wild to stand, pose, pout, etc?