November 16th, 2012
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asdk with those plans for world domination (if they involve footballer bo
She looks great. He looks like a nice man, but he needs to lose the mustache and also, GET STRONGER. He should check out http://www.x-factorsoccer.com to put on some muscle. Some of that training might help him in more ways than one.
If there was a land called Awkward, Peter Crouch would be King of it. Nice to see Abbey not looking like she has been punched in the lips too, maybe the moment she stops smiling it'll be back, but she looks good again.
The mustache is disgusting
I'm sorry, but there is nothing attractive about this couple. She has a envious body,but other than that, what is appealing?
I almost didn't recognize Abbey with a normal face on…
Haha, guess I'm wrong side of this one but inexplicably I think Peter Crouch is the only man whose appearance is actually IMPROVED by a police constable stache!
You know I think you may be right!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! He needs to shave that off.. Abbey looks gorgeous as always
It is nice to see them both smiling and seeming very open and natural. A much better look than pouting and trying to look sexy.
Oh Peter, no
Crouchy kinda looks like 70s porn icon John Holmes. Scary….
Am I seeing this right? Is Abby actually dressed appropriately? Wowww!!
And Peter-no comment.
Extra … Extra … extra .. Abbey is dressed appropriately!
why is Centipede from James and the Giant Peach residing on Peter's face? ugh…i hate this stage of Movember.
on another note, I like Abbey's outfit she looks cute and classy here (for once)
definitely a cute couple.. but that stache HAS to go.