May 14th, 2010

Photo Call: Melissa Satta and Christian Vieri

We’re probably all thinking the same thing right now: how in the world is this woman still dating this hefty bag? Either Christian Vieri is ridiculously good between the sheets or he’s simply punching above his (ever-increasing) weight.

Prior to attending the BETCAP.TV Sport Launch together, we’re convinced Bobo’s longtime girlfriend, Melissa Satta, let him borrow her bronzer to disguise his undereye bags. That’s taking ‘dual-purpose’ to a whole ‘nother level that we’re not entirely comfortable with.

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  2. Moni says:

    OMG HER LEGS !! MY ARMS ARE FATTER :|

  3. Rory says:

    He's as fat as ugly… A not-so-good football player… Now he plays poker… Bleah.. She's too much for him!!

  4. hp says:

    HAHAHA AUSSIE CHRIS!

  5. Ella says:

    Ladies, the answer is MONEY. Oh, or maybe she actually likes him. But my bet is the first answer. LOL!

  6. Dreamgirl says:

    Maybe she just thinks he is a nice guy.

  7. eleanor says:

    her legs look like they could just snap D:

  8. carly says:

    This man scares the hell out of me, yikes :S Always has, in fact.

  9. Sharpey Shuffle says:

    OMG can't believe THIS is vieri