April 29th, 2008

Photo Call: Becks and the Beard

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48 Responses to “Photo Call: Becks and the Beard”

  1. jose Alex carreras says:

    HIS A MAN! AN ENTITTLED TO GROW A BEARD IF HE WANTS TO. AFTER ALL, BRAD PITT WENT THRU HE'S SHAGGY BEARD FASE TOO DAMN IT? I THINK THAT IF HE DIED HE'S BEARD BLOND. YOU LADIES WOULDN'T BE THINKING THAT BAD ABOUT HIM

  2. Cesc's lil bird says:

    That beard is gross

  3. waxghost says:

    Maybe he hit his head on something, got confused, and now thinks he’s a hockey player?

  4. Genevieve says:

    NOOOOOOO!!

    It’s hideous… never thought I’d find myself struggling to find a pic of Becks hot. What a tragic day. Help him out, Victoria…

    Keyword: was79. David Beckham WAS a serious contender for hottest person on the face of the planet until this beard appeared…

  5. The poor man clearly has a fungal infection. How could you all be so cruel?

  6. BJ says:

    is it movember again????

    no!? shave it off becks…just off.

    i recommend the phantom gillette razor, the one that theirry henry promotes….because well its orange and fab thus making stylish…and it vibrates.

  7. Sarah x says:

    I Never Knew What People Saw In Him.. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  8. LucyLu says:

    Ugh! Let’s see some pictures of ballers getting it oh-so-right instead of oh-so-wrong. This makes me sad!

  9. carly says:

    **sorry FabLOve, didn’t saw your caveman comment before, it really occured to me*

  10. carly says:

    ARGH!!!!

    CAVEMAN ALLERT!

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shock.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shock" style="border:0;" />

  11. marmitey says:

    beards are for rock stars. becks this is really not cool…  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shade_mad.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cool mad" style="border:0;" />

  12. Becca x says:

    THis Is A Disgrace… What is Happening To The World?
    David, Go And Shave It Off Imediatley And Only Return When Every Last Bit Of It Is Gone!!

    …Were Waiting

  13. linz says:

    I cannot believe this!!  A man who could wear anything—clothes, hairstyle, sunglasses…but ow facial hair…this has gone too far!!! BECKS….please PLEASE shave that carpet on ur face.  I agree…this is a sad day b/c I think he has finally lost his sexiness. :( :(

    I have to find those Armani ads now and reassure myself that he was at one point sexy…he’s just gotta come back!!!

  14. Emily says:

    Aww… this photo makes me so sad.  This is what happens when bad hair happens to beautiful people.  What on earth has happened to him that would make him think that this looks okay??!!

    And all I can say is that if he and Victoria are trying to have another kid, I feel so bad for her.  Do they think that having David grow a big shaggy beard will make him look more virile and therefore *be* more virile?!  That’s the only explanation I can come up with…  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  15. MrsS-Gewward-x [FoOt says:

    Woooooooaaaaaaaah!! wat on earth??!! LoveLamps..i totallii agree with you..he should shave it off and come back to england..his home town…MAN!! Im going to have nightmares!!

  16. Pavi says:

    I have to agree that after seeing this pic I don’t find David the least bit attractive anymore either.  The beard itself is awful but with the lack of hair on his head it looks even worse. 

    Could it be that David is completely regretting his move to the States and therefore couldn’t care less about how he looks?!

  17. FabLove says:

    CAVEMAN. *cough* did I just say that? smile

  18. tammyv says:

    It might be an imposter, because that boy played like SH*T to the point where Chivas didn’t bother to mark him in the second half.  His name tactical change at the half…he reshaved his head.

    He looks awful, even worse in person

  19. LoveLamps says:

    Girls, this is one of the scariest things I have EVER seen.  I was watching the LA Galaxy game the other night just to see him and, when they showed this madness, I was like,“No that’s not Becks.  Where is Becks?“ I kept watching and it was him.  I was depressed.  Then Landon I’m an Idiot Donovan scored a goal and I turned off the bloody TV b/c who really wants to see that.  Ugly and his twin brother uglier!  Come back David.  SHAVE THE BEARD!

    PS I agree with Lil – poor Posh!

  20. Aoife says:

    Looking at his eyes, it’s like he knows he’s done wrong and it pains him. Maybe Vicky B said it’s the latest hip thing. And he’s sporting it to please her.

  21. Moongirl says:

    I don’t think its real cos if you look closely theres a very fine piece of elastic across the top of his head holding it on!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  22. Ann Field says:

    Nooooooooooooo!!!  What is he trying to do to us.

    grrr

    Shave it all off at once David.  And take your shirt off while you’re at it.

  23. Betsy says:

    Unacceptable Becks…Unacceptable!

  24. Rusty says:

    To add to everyone else’s lumberjack comments, I immediately started singing the Monty Python song:

    “I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…“

    But Becks is sooo not okay. And definitely not attractive.

    keyword: image63. This is one horrid image.

  25. sarabee says:

    Eew…thats disgusting. What on earth possessed him?

    Is that to make up for the lack of it on his undercarriage?

    Yukkity Yukk.

  26. Blair says:

    I meant chinchilla.  And I didn’t even think about the fact that it’s on his chin until I just read it again right now.

    Don’t judge my accidental pun. LOL!

  27. Blair says:

    It looks like a cinchilla attacked his face and never let go. Truly awful.

  28. Lil' says:

    poor vic btw

  29. Cherry says:

    Sometimes a thigh tickler is not a bad thing. On Becks it looks shit. Maybe it’s the on the neck bit that makes it so horrible. If he could shave that bit off, maybe. Actually, no. It’s crap and needs to go.

  30. Lil' says:

    sometimes actors make themselves uglier to act in a movie, maybe that’s why he is growing this neckbeard
    ?
    or maybe he did not have any other idea for his hair so he decided to do something with his beard?
    where are we going, C-Ron outfits and general look yesterday, now Becks
    i think is trying to influence her for the election of the finest five

  31. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    IT’S NOT DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!

  32. Johnna says:

    Oh my lord. I never thought I’d ever say that I do not find David Beckham the least bit attractive anymore with the beard.

    And I agree Amelie. It’s a really awful beard.

    But I say it won’t last long. When he’s playing games in LA in June/July in 90 degree weather, that thing is going to itch like crazy.

  33. Aoife says:

    David….you look like a Viking.

    Not a good look.

  34. Chel.C. says:

    More hair on the face than on the head is not attractive in any way, shape or form.  Get that man a flannel shirt, he’s turning lumberjack.

  35. xlxcx says:

    Granted, yes, the beard is shit. But, he has Michael Phelps Syndrome. Just look from the neck down (btw, wtf? Neck beard?) and everything will be okay.

  36. Signora Maldini says:

    I blame over exposure to Scientology.

  37. Gigi Neville says:

    Never thought I’d say this, but YUCK!!!!  Please take it away Kickette.

  38. Liz says:

    maybe it would be better if it hadn’t spread to his collarbone?

  39. Amelie says:

    wow. thats really horrible.

    aside from the fact it ruins his face, if you just look at the beard separately – it’s a terrible beard! i’ve never seena beard like it! do you think it’s sculpted and shaved like that or thats just how it grows?

    ew.

  40. Neryss says:

    maybe he’s developed a double chin and is trying to hide it? surely that can be the only reason for this travesty

  41. Wow.  This is a defining moment in my life.  Let’s all pause to take in the implications.  I. No. Longer. Find. David. Beckham. Hot.

  42. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Thats is NOT Becks!! I refuse to believe he could ever look this bad.

    It’s an imposter people!! An imposter!!!

  43. I’m SO over him.

    He looks like some crazy fisherman from back in 1880’s Orkney Islands.

  44. freddiegirl says:

    Not a good look for Becks.  But…even though I know logically that David is a beautiful man he’s always left me cold.  Anyone else feel this way or am I the only one?  I would say that my beloved Freddie Ljungberg eclipses all for me and that’s the reason that Becks has never done it for me but I can appreciate the hotness of other ballers.  Canavarro, Casillas and Smithy all come to mind….
    Ok, Freddie usually does eclipse all other ballers for me, who am I kidding?
    Yeah, Becks, for the sake of your kickette fans here, lose the beard.

  45. FootballerChick43 says:

    Well.. it started out hot.
    Now he just looks like a lumberjack.

    WHERE IS VICTORIA WITH A RAZOR?

  46. Erin says:

    No, no, no, bad.  I watched the Galaxy-Chivas match and was so horrified by the hideous facial hair.  He’s like a mountain man from the nose down.  Ick.

  47. brandy says:

    Why would he do that to his gorgeous face?!?!?

  48. Belle says:

    Ladies, the world as we know it is coming to an end. Hell has frozen over and copious amounts of leopard print velor track suits are being worn by WAGS everywhere. (See Mrs. Voronin)

    I don’t mind him experimenting with the hair on top of his head, but I cannot condone this. He looks 50. Perhaps he’s trying to go for that whole “I’m more than just a pretty face” persona now. Maybe he thinks Americans will take him more seriously, if he isn’t so pretty and enjoy the sport more. Really, I’m just reaching for straws here. There is NO excuse for this horror.