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OMG… please tell me we are not going to start talking about American “footballers” on this site.. I might have to boycott! Hate his hair!
Malin: sadly no im still at that oh so attractive scabie stage with the chickenpox but at least it means i can’t work giving me more time for Kickette and footy <hurrah>
Keep up the good work with your hubby your lookin after him well & keepin the slappers at bay!!!
Aoifes right though he does need a hair overhaul
Thanks Malin! I have recovered and am back at work and loving it. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/rolleyes.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" /> Lol.
You’re a fierce woman, protecting your Nando. I’m impressed! Although, have a word with him to sort out his hair. The colour’s looking awful carrot-y recently. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> He’s still fine though!
Well okay, some of them I ate alive. But what could I have done? They were all over him!
Aww Moongirl, are the chickenpox off yet? Poor thing.I had them when I was abut two years old so I cannot remember it. I’m lucky I guess…
And Aoife, hope you’ve recovered as well!
Thanks Mrs Alonso!
I’ve grooving away here to Madonna and Justin. Kicking song!
Dani – I think she looks like his mother, this is the only photo I’ve ever seen her smile in and he looks totally bored!! Bitter? Moi?
Get well soon Aofie!! – xxx
You still suffering Moongirl? Hope they clear up soon – xxx
HAHA! One of the kids i childmind for called to see me with their mum this morn and i had to chat to them in my Man city pjs fluffy sheep slippers and covered in calamine lotion for my chickenpox -now thats glamour <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Thanks Moongirl
At least I have Kickette to keep me entertained while I sit at home in my pyjamas – ooh the glamour!
sorry to hear ur not well Aoife <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" /> Hope you feel better soon!
I agree with you there is a distinct lack of gorg men to banish our Monday morning blues!
My keyword is mass17 and i think we should have a mass winge til Kickette gets sick of us and puts some pics on!
This isn’t making me feel better on my sick day off from work
Kickette, how about some hotties to cheer me up? And everyone else since it is Monday after all! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Keyword: boys55 <—-yes, 55 boys please! Hot ones.
and here is my contribution to make your week-end better
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKwTnLmlqE
and if one of you can name all the players who are in this vid, she will be able to help me enhance my football knowledge <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
i should be studying now, why am i still here?
i will not say that i am fancying Torres because i don’t want to be eaten right now, anyway it is not a good idea to eat me, i am sure i don’t test good, too much diet coke in my veins…
and totally off the topic
when is going to be the next elections of the finest five, and how where there chosen?
i still don’t get why Kasper is in it
and about the topic i did not know Cobi jones until yesterday and i was not missing anything i think, at least about looks
i have no idea who he can be so i will not judge its skills on the field
…
have a nice saturday night, you all
Malin: you fry SOME of them… The ones that tried to kiss him, I know you ate alive! With veggies of course, you’re a very healthy girl.
He used to play for Galaxy? No wonder I hadn’t heard of him…
Ditto, Rania: American football, LA Galaxy, bad hair and ugly men is just too much of an eeuurrgghhh overload for me in one post. I’m off to find my way back to a hottie-filled EPL/Serie A/La Liga/Ligue 1/Euro thread…
Oh no that is so wrong! I fry them first…
LucyLu: it IS dangerous and you don’t want to go there. I’ve heard rumours about Malin eating rivals alive, dressed in a Torres away kit… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />
Thanks for the welcomes!
Aww Malin, no it’s ok, I’m not gonna make a move on your man <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> Even though he is a total hottie, I’m crushing on him more because he’s been so amazing for Liverpool this season! Besides, I wouldn’t want to get in the way of your obsession – sounds dangerous… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />
MrsX look away now you will not like this link
i dont either but have to admit they look cute together x
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/nagore.gif
MrsX my reaction was exactly the same as yours at first and OMG unattractive lesbian hahahahhaha <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/snake.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" />
Welcome Lucy! I have a lot of hard work here, maybe I should create a standard form post for all the girls making a move towards my Torres? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
eww. American ballers, LA galaxy, bad hair, ugly man all in one post. too much LA galaxy for me in the past coupla days. i thought today would be atonement for yesterday’s *puke* becks appearance. apparently not. *double puke*
A message to Gigi G’Nev – I don’t have your e-mail to send you the video.
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Awww. I like Cobi. It can’t all be EPL players girls (and boys?). Get over it. He was good while he played.
But who is the guy next to him? His profile is hot.
I concur completely with Rusty. Looks like a lesbian, but he’s freaking amazing at soccer. At least American wise.
Which I guess theres no where to go with that rubbish other THAN up, so..
Yeah.
ltg, I was thinking of heading up your way in about six weeks, but I was just invited to join a string quartet and their first concert would be that weekend!
Welcome, Lucy!
Cobi Jones needs to go on the “men who look like old lesbians” list even though he is definitively an American soccer legend.
Firstly… I’ve heard of Cobi but didn’t know what he looked like until now, so his hair looks neither here nor there to me.
Secondly, ugh, I can’t sleep and coming back to Kickette was the best thing I could think of doing at 2am
I also remembered that even though I’m new here, I never actually introduced myself (how rude) so I’ll say it now – hello everyone! I might have to add something to my name though because whilst reading old threads I noticed someone else called Lucy posted and questioned Liverpool’s greatness <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/angry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="angry" style="border:0;" />
Anyway, I love this site and all of you hilarious ladies! None of my female friends in ‘real life’ watch the footie, it’s sad. I say ‘Fernando Torres’ and they say ‘Who?‘ which is, as you can imagine, heartbreaking… so it’s nice to finally find like-minded girlies online <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
xx
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" /> Unattractive lesbian, well said.
Back off Cobi…He is an American soccer ICON! I love him.
He no longer players for the Galaxy. He retired last season and now is an assistant coach with them. He is close with BEcks too
MrsTorres: Was going to comment, but you said it sooner and better. My tired tired tired brain and I thank you. We owe you one. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Men with hair – sorry dont get it!!!
He does have a rather feminine face, but I love his hair. I’m generally a big fan of dreads, as long as they suit the person wearing them.
I’m sorta seeing Vanessa Williams. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/ohh.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="ohh" style="border:0;" />
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002ZDVGI.01._…
A GOOD hairday?
How does the bad hair days look?
I’m sure he is a nice guy… and dreads can be nice… but not usually his. This does represent a good hair day for Cobi…
I think he may be the most capped US national team player ever. And while he’s kinda cute in a puppy sort of way, he just always ran around a lot without doing much. He was one of our big “stars”… sigh.
Bleurgh
Is that enough?
Not a fan Johnna??
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WHY KICKETTE?!?!?! WHY WHY WHY?
The guy next to him bears a startling resemblance to one of my brothers in law….at least from the side anyway…
Agreed Gina – I was just about to say the same thing! RAWR
I like Cobi’s hair… don’t think Kickette’s being sarcastic.. maybe she likes it out instead of a pony tail… ah who cares, it’s friday!
Forget Cobi, who’s that sitting next to him?? Definitely a potential entry for my tall, dark, handsome list <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />
Cobi plays for LA Galaxy, for those that don’t know. As for the bad hair day, I don’t know if anyone with dreads can have a good or bad hair day. I love Cobi though, he seems like a genuinely good guy <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
This photo was probably taken in LA but with the FAB weather we’re having here, it could be any patio outside my place!
Summer’s HERE…sorta!!!
Rusty – glad to hear it’s warm where you are too!
Sorry for the slide off topic…I don’t really know much about this guy.
OK firstly, Cobi Jones – who??
Secondly, good hair day – please tell me this is sarcasm??!!
was it here that i read someone describe Cobi Jones as an unattractively lesbian?
I’ve just never cared for the guy.