September 10th, 2007

Photo Call: Cristiano Ronaldo, Water, Etc.

image: jpi

Really, any words we write will only take away from time spent viewing the image.

Love Cristiano or hate him Kickettes, but if you say anything bad about the bod, we’ll put a Manolo in your not-nearly-as-toned behind.

cheers michaela!


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65 Responses to “Photo Call: Cristiano Ronaldo, Water, Etc.”

  1. nando_iker_lover says:


  2. All right..get my Manolo ready..<img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  3. Wow..Bonafide hot ass there.!

  4. Green Gifts says:

    All right..Keep my Monolo ready.!

  5. Anger Quotes says:

    Owww! Someone call the doctor.!

  6. Wow..That is one hot ass..!

  7. Water Damage says:

    Cristiano looks good when he’s in water! Not a fan, but the truth must be said!
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  8. water damage says:

    I really do not see what the fuss is all about. The world is full of men, so what makes him special?

  9. Jess says:

    I’m not gonna comment on his ass LOL!… BUTT he is one hell of an athlete!

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  10. sex toys says:

    Waht I lovely toned bottom, mmm snuggle up

  11. Damn it. Have to go to the gym!!

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  13. nancy says:

    cristiano ronaldo is sexy,hes the sexiest man ive ever seen.i really wanted to know if he has ever had sex before

  14. broadband voip service says:

    Hate or love him, he scored 41 goals in the season and got premier league and champions league winners medals!!! and im a liverpool fan.

  15. paruresis says:

    hehe, nice butt. years of training.

  16. Zatil says:

    YUMMY! And it’s worth a grab too raspberry

  17. If their is one man of the moment who many young guys would like to get a physique like, it’s that of Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo. Their is no doubt that the 22 year old portuguese footballer is in pretty good shape, like all top level footballers are these days.

  18. i’m in the same situation like you klyn312… i can’t stand it anymore… but i hope i can make it…

  19. klyn312 says:

    dear lord…
    thank you.
    there is no way I am getting anything done at work for the rest of the day now. WOW, oh! YUMMY!

  20. Malin says:

    I’m just lost for words here. I think there is a chance that I will stay paralyzed with my jaw dropped like this for quite some time.

    Jeeez. What. A. Man.

  21. ella says:

    Aye, aye, aye <fans herself>
    Props to Ronny for giving us the gift of looking at his very nice behind.

  22. Styx says:

    OH Lord plz forgive me as what i am picturing right would end me in Hell but for THAT i am fully willing to! OMG, i am by now speechless forever! BLESS that being who got this shot but if the front came with it it would have been……..ah…..forget it!

  23. brandy says:

    PS those are boxer briefs too. Which means see-through when wet. OMG – this is the best spin on a wet t-shirt ever invented. The photographer gets props for the back shot, but christ! (sorry, this pic has me blaspheming!) you couldn’t finagle a damn front package shot. What about takin’ one for the team, jumping the fence and getting that front angle. COME ON! Work with me here!

  24. brandy says:

    OMG….. call ambulance… please… need defibrilator…. OMG. HOT. TOO HOT. WOW.

    I mean, what does a girl have to do to get a piece of that perfect ass?! Oh, yea, become a prostitute in Leeds. I’ll do it. Just for him. I’ll wait by the phone. By the door. Where ever. Just for some of that! Anyone know if there is a direct flight LAX/Leeds. Must sign up at MacKenzies ASAP.

    I mean, holy shit. Really.

  25. mllesatine says:

    Oh my… he is gorgeous!

  26. Michaela says:

    PS – You must scroll down a bit to see the pictures…

  27. Michaela says:

    Fellow Kickette readers,

    While no picture has come yet of Ronaldo’s front side (more importantly, his PACKAGE), I did manage to find some more pictures of his backside in case you have yet to see them…here’s the link:,8845.105.html


  28. Brittany says:

    here is the site for the package shot! grin

  29. Brittany says:

    Holy Crap!! My heart skipped a beat. If I ever had a chance with that man I would never let him go. Wow!!!

  30. bianca says:

    OMG…HOT!kickette, you just made my day…actually make that my year…

  31. mickyb17 says:

    and to think sum ppl wanted him out of the top five hes tooo hot for words.

  32. natalie says:

    one word, WOW!

  33. AnnaD says:

    that ass-end is like a prayer…

    and i HATE CRonaldo and everything he represents…except that ass…dear lord Jesus…

  34. smiley.heart says:

    Oh Holy Gods/Goddesses/Deities/Whatever!!

    Me thinks me may be on the wrong side of the world… Football players are *drooooooool*

    Well, most of them anyway. From the back angle hehe <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

  35. il est avec moi says:

    “Father,I have sinned,but i didn’t see the face so it couldn’t count as a sin. lets negotiate on this later over email or something,right Father?“

  36. uneditedmara says:

    I’d do him.
    From the back.
    With a paper bag over his head.
    In pitch black darkness.

  37. S A R A H ;; says:

    Omg!.. Usually Ronaldo Isnt In My Top Players But This Picture Has Put Him Up By The Top..
    He Looks So.. Lovely.. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  38. joeycole<3 says:

    wot a nice ass!!
    he is wel hot
    i think i may
    4giv nd 4get
    wiv the hooker incident
    coz tht body meks him
    look a whole lot hotter!!

  39. AC says:

    THIS BODY, for the love of god!!!

    Orgy with hookers, arrogance, bad (as in “bad!“) taste in clothes….

    Can’t help it, gotta love that man!

  40. ivanka says:

    lol he needs to turn around!!!!!

    this pic made it to tmz and perez’s website as well. they too were drooling over him.this boy is becoming big, even in the states. that too without any effort.

    beck’s got some serious competition.

  41. Anja says:

    OMG… I want that butt in my bed!

  42. emmetbeth says:

    …i know what people with tourette’s feel like. Everytime i look at that picture i cant help but utter rude words.

    I love that the room seems to be filled with light, like heaven is shining down on the beautiful little (or not so little) booty.

  43. freddiegirl says:

    Ballack’s missing hair…I agree.  The body’s great but that’s it.  He’s what my friends and I would call a ‘buttaface’.  Everything ‘but the face’.  Sorry to those who love him.  It is a great pic though, especially since it’s from behind…:L:L

  44. LoveLamps says:

    Seriously, I just passed out and had to be revived by my dog!  This is an UNBELIEVABLE picture!  He is, well I’m not giving up Frank, but I sure would cheat on him for that!

  45. Ally says:

    And to think, Kickette, that only a month or so ago you were considering dropping him from your finest five, and that he’d “lost it.“

    What a mistake that would have been. wink

  46. LJ says:

    Even if he is an incredibly arrogant w**ker, this honestly must be up there with picture of the year!

  47. ballack's missing hair needs therapy after this ph says:

    you can go ahead and put a manolo in my not-nearly-as-toned behind, kickette.

  48. xira says:

    This is the last thing I will type today because I am about to drool all over my keyboard.

  49. Ally says:


    Need I say anything more?

  50. Johnna says:

    Um. Jesus. Christ. On. A. Stick.

    Holy hell. There’s not even… words. Gorgeous gorgeous boy.

  51. Robin says:

    BTW – I’d like to know who snuck into Ronnnies Pleasure Palace and snuck that shot. Champagne on me for the woman (had to be a woman) who did!

  52. Ella says:

    Damn you!

    I am now entirely broke seeing as I have to buy a new computer (drooling and technical equipment do not match).

    As for another thing, I can’t speak for days due to the unfortunate dislocation of my jaw.


  53. Becca x says:

    One Word…… WOW!!
    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  54. Laurie says:

    Alright, Cristiano, the whole hooker thing is forgiven. Come to mama <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" />

  55. Amy says:

    agreed. nice back. would quite fancy him if you hadn’t have told me who it was.

  56. Robin says:

    Ok – not bad. I still don’t like him but the view from behind (snicker) is all right by me.

  57. SuzyQ says:

    are you kidding me with that photo?  that needed a warning label because good god i have to take the rest of the afternoon off work now.

  58. Michaela says:

    jaw drops
    I want a piece of that ass.


  59. Silk Ties says:

    Was this picture taken for some commercial? I must say, working in fashion myself he does dress quite well. How about a series on the best dressed male soccer player? Thanks

  60. Berbie's Barbie says:

    He definitely has the best body in the footballing world..well atleast to me.Yum!

  61. Jess says:

    Pictures like this can only inspire happy thoughts

  62. Diana222 says:

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  63. kiwiii says:

    well i dont really like him but i have to admit his butt is hot :D