February 13th, 2008

Beck Talk: David Goes Topless in Beverly Hills

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images courtesy of x17online.com

From Lainey:

“David is behaving. But word is he is getting impatient that his wife isn’t around and it’s this kind of emotional blackmail (a consistent in their marriage) that is pressuring her to cut the reunion early. Totally makes textbook sense. Painfully insecure, married to the world’s most desirable (and occasionally unfaithful) man, it’s easy to revere the softspoken super athlete husband and vilify his ostentatious wife, to label him the puppet and her the master when in reality, he probably controls her with his golden balls.“

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21 Responses to “Beck Talk: David Goes Topless in Beverly Hills”

  1. Ariana says:

    Soft spoken ? you do talk shit don’t you! he’s from a council estate he speaks common as muck! softly spoken usually means speaks quite well! idiot americans

  2. Kim says:

    Re: The LA Times article-

    Buddy got snubbed by a man with more going on in his life than that hack would ever dream of.  Basically, that’s ALL he talked about in the article.  How can you be tired of someone who truly isn’t being shoved down your throat (as a result of NOT doing a ton of pointless interviews, as that isn’t what’s going to get people over here to like soccer), especially if you don’t follow the sport (as the reporter clearly doesn’t)?

    Becks is here to get PAID and PLAY.  That is it.  He has been trumped up and used by the MLS in a misguided attempt to add glamour to an amatuer league.  Anyone can see that- and it’s likely that he can as well, so again, he’s here to get his money, raise his children in a warm, sunny place where his millions will stretch even further, and be at the center of gaudy glamour- which is where he and Posh are at their best.

    The guy wrote the article to get reactions, and possibly to show the PR flacks he couldn’t be ignored.

    …and he succeeded, somewhat.  But remember, when he wakes up in the morning, he’s still T.J. Simers- and David Beckham is still Goldenballs. 

    So he still doesn’t win.

  3. Sarah x says:

    Nicee Car (Y)
    Even Nicer Body <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  4. Cate says:

    Watched What’s Eating Victoria Beckham on the BBC America a couple of days ago, and I totally believe she’s insecure enough to fall prey to emotional blackmail. Lainey is most definately correct.

  5. The Fourth Official says:

    Did you read this?

    http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-simers12feb12…

    Seems like the bloom is off the rose for David in LaLaLand.

  6. The Fourth Official says:

    “should an emergency arise” . . . TFO chortles and snorks . . .

    Thanks for the 411, Bella.  Besides the “serious” football blogs, the mainstream news, and Kickette, I don’t read much else online.  Kickette is like my dessert after the meat and potatoes.  And sometimes, I just eat the dessert!

  7. Bella says:

    Fourth, Lainey is not quite as wonderful as Kickette (yes you are in a class of your own and no one comes close) but fun anyway. She American so clearly covers more than footy, but gives such perfect nicknames to “celebs” that we consider them excellent credentials. She’s mad for David and Victoria. David tops the list of her “Freebie Five”—a tackier version of Kickette’s Finest Five (copyright infringement?) in which you and your mate are allowed to stray should your receive an offer from one of the listed. I’m not sure that’s a worshipful enough attitude for the top five slot. Plus, I think everything I’ve read on this web-site and comments leads me to believe that kickette and her readers wouldn’t give a shite about previous contractual arrangements should an emergency arise (oooh, pun should have been intended).
    Wish I could think of anything more relevant to say that would put work off for another 15 minutes, but…

  8. Sara says:

    THAT gorgeous car with THAT man…heaven.. tongue rolleye

    Kickette beats Lainey hands down. Anytime. grin

    Happy Valentines everyone!!!

  9. Ally says:

    Being controlled by golden balls? I would not complain.

  10. I like the way he’s sitting there with his top down – he couldn’t do that over here in England without seriously getting mobbed. He’s obviously still not that well known in LA?!

  11. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" /> *dribbles* <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

    Sorry this always happens at the mention of David’s Golden Balls!!!!!!

    *continues dribbling for next 28 minutes*

  12. The Fourth Official says:

    “it’s easy to revere the softspoken super athlete husband and vilify his ostentatious wife”

    Um, sorta like I was doing here two days ago?

    Who is Lainey, girls, and how does she know so much about the Beckhams?  I’m not willing to buy her version of events until I know her credentials.  hmmm

    Though the whole “controlling her with his Golden Balls” thing sounds so totally plausible.  smile

  13. Becca says:

    When I Read The Heading I Thought You Meant David Was Topless And Got All Excited!

    Happy Valentines Day <3

  14. c9 says:

    Yes it’s dessert before meat always for me. Kickette is never sloppy second when I’m logged on.

    GOLDEN BALLS! Well, well, isn’t VB the luckiest girl in the world to have them! Yes, a little jealousy rollin around, but when your husband is ubberly HOT like David and your off prancing around at some club or fashion show, do you think he’s not getting a little itch confused

    She needs to hurry her starving butt home to that man, or I will have to fly over and remind David what a woman should be doin’ wink

  15. tammyv says:

    The problem is that everything in that article is correct…thatis the David Beckham, LA and theUS are getting. 

    I live in LA and am pretty much done with him

  16. brandy says:

    David is RAD. I know that word hasn’t been used in nigh 2 decades, but he is just is! And if I had access to those Golden Balls, they would totally control me too! V, I don’t hatecha!

  17. brandy says:

    Just read that article from the LA times in the link above. Jeeeeeez Mr Ugly and Poor Disgruntled Journalist, bitter much?! Jealousy is an ugly beast, and is not a look that goes with lack of power! You’re just mad you don’t have Golden Balls that every female on the planet wants to see encased in too-tight skivvies!

  18. LoveLamps says:

    So LA.  Seriously.  So LA.

  19. tammyv says:

    umm, seatbelt? 

    very pretty car though…

  20. Bella says:

    Well of course he does.
    (Very nice summary though).