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don’t know her either, but the video was hysterical. And someone said Carra looked scared? Carra’s never been scared a day in his life.
Sorry, did get a bit angry there LOL
She was on our Big Brother and is one of the most annoying, spoiled woman to ever be on my tv! She is a very poor, in fact a bloody skint, mans Posh and drives me mad.
That video was actually to promote her new tv show. She ‘leaked’ it last week trying to fool everyone into believing it was real. Classy woman!!!
I have no idea who Chanelle is, I just thought it was screaming funny.
Obviously, she is a lady who provokes strong feelings. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Oh and I actually came on to repy to Dani before getting distracted by the scum bag wannabe Posh. Nope not going to the game. Are you? I bet it’s gonna be awesome, I know someone who has seats near the front of the Kop, and near the corner post. He has been given strict instructions to get pictures of arse!! Hopefully he listens <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Less that two hours now!! Eeeek!!
The woman is a talentless, moral-less, skank whoring ho!! Euughhh!! She makes me sick <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
And to think she thought this was gonna make people like her. Chanelle, we are laughing AT you not WITH you!!!! I wish she’d just f**k off!!
And breathe…….
Girls, while you are counting the seconds and minutes and hours, have a look at this:
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/04/22/…
I laughed so hard I think I sprained something. And the “climax” is absolutely priceless.
i’m so excited about the game and i hope we win. europe is ours and i hope it stays that way.
hope gerrard and torres score!
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" /> MrsX thats my steve you talking about lol
nando mean and moody yumm !! x
and masch hmm not too sure bout that
haha Meriam Steve tends to get quite confused alot especially when he is trying to figure out how he can untie himself <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
YNWA-cant wait…. my thoughts are with liam and his family
and Aoife yup hes going ginge and he needs to run…… and fast.. very fast
hahaha TFO that comment made my day x
any of you girls going to the game tonight ! x
and btw im bac hope you all missed me x
“shot18” im going to have 18 alcoholic shots and hopefully they will have 18 shot on goal and at least score a few of em
Ya know, I’ve just been looking (OK perving) at the picture again. And just where exactly is Mascherano’s hand?? Finnan seems to be thinking the same thing!!
Also Laura thats a really sad story and I’m sure there will be many tears shed tonight. Bless the little guy. My thoughts will be with him. This is one of the many reason’s I love Liverpool as a club.
You’ll Never Walk Alone!!!!
I CANNOT wait for the game! Too exciting! Love the pic btw, they’re obviously thinking hard about something!
Awww gimme!
Hi Aoife- It does indeed make the world seem a much nicer place, the response has been immense.
Signora Maldini- Thanks, i’m always proud to be a red but in siuations like this more than ever. Credit has to go to a lot of other people as well as LFC fans though.
Don’t want to pester anyone but Liam’s family are climbing Ben Nevis for Teenage cancer trust and the staffordshire bull terrier welfare/rescue and sponsorship info is available on redandwhitekop.com/forum Thread name- Liam Harker.
Enjoy the game x
i like to call a spade a spade
thinking about banging footballers is all that’s keeping me from throwing up over tonight’s game. bloody men never seem to get this nervous about football matches…
Well I didn’t quite put it like that LRT, but ya know……
Security word:defense93, yup that just about sums up the exciting-ness of Liverpool Chelski matches!!
i wanna see mascherano’s…
It looks like someone just dropped their shorts during training, Finnan was like ‘Don’t confuse me like that’, Nando was like ‘Well I’ve gotta pretend I’m not looking’ and Mascherano’s all ‘What, that ain’t big mate, you wanna see MINE?‘
And Carra at the back just looks scarred
Being a neutral, I’m really looking forward to the match tonight, but for some reason I’m finding myself secretly rooting for Liverpool. I think it’s the moodiness of this picture versus the soppyness of the Terry/Lamps picture.
(security word—> opened71. Haha, after what I said they wer looking at…
What girl can resist such adorable Liverpool boys?!
COME ON YOU MIGHTY REDS!!!
“it’s er…round and er.. goes in the net at the other end..right?“
Torres: “sush it’s my turn….your external thoughts are distracting my huge talent”
TFO Lmaaaaaaao. I can’t even say anything else about this picture besides ugh. Ugh.
btw wanting mascherano to redirect all that tension from keeping his gob shut to referees in future into screwing you silly is nothing to be ashamed of, mrs x.
i am shitting my pants about tonight. i have a bottle of baileys and a huge bar of galaxy and my teddies (rafa bear and stevie bear) for solace in case everything goes tits up.
Nando: “Hey, Masch, tell me the truth, you fancy our chances today?“
Masch: “Um, who are we playing again?? The Blue Team or the other Red Team??“
Finnan: “F*cking ‘ell. . . .“
Signora Maldini – I think it’s because he’s finally realised he’s becoming a ginge. Get thee to a hairdresser, Nando!
That’s a really nice thing for the fans to do <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
I’m not a Liverpool fan but this is the sort of thing I really admire the club and its fans for.
And Fernando has been looking moody a lot lately. Is Olalla not meeting all of his…ahem expectations?
i agree with loveLamps!!!
Hi Laura! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
I read about that poor boy on lfc.tv. It’s a really nice thing that the fans are doing for him. I’d say there’ll be a ton of banners tonight. Makes you happy to see there’s still some good left in the world, right?
And yes, we do have extreme fitties on the team!
Aw! That is hot! All of them… Except maybe Mascherano. But they’re all like 5 steps away from being emo! I love it! Especially Nando with his pout… I love anybody from the Spanish National Team.
Hi ladies!
Dont want to put a downer on things (because i’m hyped about tonights match) but as this is one of my fave footie related sites to lurk on i thought i’d let you know of something going on at anfield tonight. At tonights game you may notice a lot of ‘Liam’ banners and hopefully it’ll get mentioned on ITV but incase your wondering they’re for a 17yr old red’s fan who is terminally ill with cancer. Kopites all over the world will be singing YNWA for Liam and his family and we invite all footie fans to think of Liam during this time. Sorry for the downer, but really its a celebration of the power football and its fans which is dedicated to Liam. For more info see liverpoolfc.tv or redandwhitekop.com/forum
Now back to the redmen appreciation! We’ve got some really fitties haven’t we?
Get the lucky Jack Daniels on standby and practise your singing at thisisanfield.com ladies. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
Seriously, no need to post pictures of puddle players. They’ll probably win anyway and I’m ok with that if it means Grant gets sacked. More Frank please!
Oooh, Nando I love the pout! Look at you folding your arms in a huff! YOU RIDE!
I’m with ya, Mrs Xabi. I already feel ill thinking about the match and there’s still about 5ish hours to go!
At least our boys can keep their hands to themselves, eh?
Bring it on!
Oh how freaky, I was soo gonna post this picture. Just been looking at it on the Liverpool site, like one mind Kickette <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Finnan looks very cute and befuddled <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
And Nando is pulling off the moody look rather nicely.
And I’m still keeping my crush on Masch a secret!! Ssshhh!!!
COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!!!!! YNWA!!!! Oh f**k I’m soo nervous!! Feel sick! Need a drink. And carbs. Arrgghhhh!!!
of all the pool pics, that is one of the least offensive…No $tevie Me
You’re right Erin, I guess if Riise does play he’ll be more determined to get back in the fans’ good books! But I do hold out some hope for Fabio to be back by then <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
And you’re welcome Mrs X, I liked the candid cap one best <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
And my fears confirmed….Liverpool Daily Post says Aurelio is out for the season.
Oh, that was a wierd “e”…
Not Ben and Jerrys, it’s OK LucyLu has killed my craving for now <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
MMmmmm vodka….!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />
Aww thanks LucyLu <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" /> Xabi or ice cream? No compition.
And Smicer?! Who knew he was hiding a body like that <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Oh I don’t know MXA, if its Ben&Jerrys;then I wont be able to stop you…
Otherwise, STEP OFF! Her
I wouldn’t be surprised to see Riise next week. If Aurelio has really done his groin, he won’t be back on Wednesday. We have no other left backs. Which means Riise is on the pitch. I’m ok with it. He can’t eff up that badly twice, can he?!?!
Oh Fabio Aurelio is deffo a HOTTIE !!! Love him and his thighs. Think he became hottie when he shaved his head, that when I first noticed it. Yum Yum Yum!! Hope he’s fit for the second leg, we need him.
I could hear the passion from the Kop through my windows, we will sing louder and PROUDER at the Bridge.
No regrets, bring it on.
Fu**in ginger minger.
DON’T do it Mrs X! Here, I found these random pics of Xabi to cheer you up:
http://community.livejournal.com/spain_de_futbol/…
xx
Hmm yeah, poor John – I doubt he’s going to be back for the next leg! I think we ‘lost’ it when Aurelio went off, we were doing so well up til then and then suddenly we lost our momentum
By the way, Aurelio – hottie or nottie? I’m leaning towards hottie but might have to investigate further before making a final decision.
Girls please stop me from reaching for the ice cream! I’m on a diet! Mustn’t eat it!! But I need something to help heal my pain!!
Yup we can and WILL do it!! Poor John, as bad as we are all feeling, can you imagine how he is right now??? Bless him, even if he is sooo stupid! Grr!!
Oh you saw thru that did you Moongirl? Well I made him believe that it was a nice and polite way to tell them that he is not interested.
He has a few more dirty words on his repertoire, none of which he can use in public… *loud cough*
Agreed, moongirl! Even the commentator said “Apparently this ref is buying what Drogba is selling.“ And the commentators generally hate Liverpool, so you know how bad it was! Ugh…I’m just gutted. But I know we can still do it next week. Just makes it harder. Come on, boys. YNWA
Erm, I clicked the wrong smiley there -
Thought you’d taught him that Malin for when other women try to chat him up – standard reply!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Oh I got censured! Hihi. I’m so proud of him, Sooo talented in learning the language…
Grrr…
Aww I soooo wanted him to score, I couldn’t have been willing it more! Can you imagine us right now if he’d got us a second? *sigh*
And straight from the bottle for me, no messing about on a night like this <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Yes, I’ve spotted at least a few “#### off”…
Just got in from the game! Not a happy bunny. Still think we’ll stuff em next week!
Poor Johnny, i still love u.
Malin – the first thing they learn is to swear like a scouse <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> From what I’ve seen Nando has definetly picked up some fruity words!!
Passing it round, girlfriends!
Give me the bottle and a swirly straw <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />
Yes, next year he will have learnt to swear like a true scouse.
And to kick back, moahaha.
Oh yes, I have lots actually. With jucie or straight from the bottle?
Sorry, I do love Nando, he is the best. Just need to stop the Spanish cry for help, he will learn by next season, I’m sure of it!!
Anyone else hear the crowd singing for Luis Garcia too? Nearly made me cry!
I will send him to the hairdresser asap.
And can I have some of the vodka that’s going round?
Erin – i agree wholeheartedly with you about Skrtel although prob for all the wrong reasons!!
I also hate Drogbas diving but i think as long as he keeps reaping the rewards he’ll keep doin it! Refs know what hes like so why not card him and stop it once and for all!
Now now MrsXabi, refocus your anger on the Chelski players, not Nando…!
Crack it open Malin!!!
I’m neither a Chelsea or Liverpool fan and even *I* was annoyed by Drogba’s constant diving in search of a penalty or free kick.
What a LOSER!!
Actually, I think Fernando deals with it quite well. He gets kicked to pieces every match. That said….today was not his greatest day. But if he makes up for it at Stamford Bridge next week, all will be forgiven.
Wish I could be at the match. The last time I went to Stamford Bridge to watch Liverpool some 60 year old man outside of the ground wanted to fight me because of my Liverpool shirt. Classy. LOL!
Drogba. Fckin Fugly. YNWA.
Did anyone else see this advert at half time? It’s the Torres song! I was singing along!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmxWxfSyTQ
And I will SO not pretend that Riise is from anywear NEAR Scandinavia. That was the wrong direction!:angry:
MXA, I have half a bottle of Vodka Explorer, wanna share to drown the misery?
It’s what he does best Erin!! Also Nando really needs to toughen up a little! Got no paitence for his crying when someone touches his hair!!! Be a man god damn it!!
Can you tell I’m in a bad mood??
Oh, and Skrtel was MASSIVE today! What a performance! Drogba right in his pocket. Silly Ghanaian could do nothing but dive.
Oh yes that moment was HOT!!
Someone just sent me this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA9u2RHlyAY
YNWA!!! (Except you John, gonna be a lonely few days for you)
As the players always say, it’s only half time! And you know we can out sing the Chelski fans at Stamford Bridge!!
He looked really cute when he missed a chance and was stood pulling on his hair in anguish – even i felt the Xabi love for a few seconds.
I am beside myself. Why, Riise, why???? It was such a dumb decision! Chelsea were crap and we totally outplayed them with their dirty professional fouls and flopping around. They didn’t deserve it.
Oh well. We can beat them at Stamford Bridge, I have no doubt. But it hurts right now.
Am so with you Mrs X – why do we do it to ourselves? Whyyy? It was like watching England in one of *those* games.
But hey, looking on the bright side – at least your hubby played well!
And we do have another chance next week so here’s hoping 
Yes Moongirl, but at least your happy with it <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
And I am liking Skrtel more and more. He had a good game tonight, and so did Xabi which is always a great thing. The commentators on ITV said ‘If Xabi Alonso was playing for Chelsea right now they may have more of a chance’. I was nearly sick at the thought!!!!
Sorry Sarabee, the ginger ninja is getting none of my heart tonight!! He is such a numb skull sometimes! Why didn’t you just kick it John?? WHY??!!!
I am going to need lots of vodka for the second leg.
Aww LucyLu, I watched it on my own, but still feel terrible! It’s time’s like this I wish I didn’t care so much.
Bloody stupid game!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />
Hey if it made you smile a little bit i don’t mind you thinking im a wierdo just for tonight MrsX
Actually im quite excited cos i think ive finally found my ‘type’…….. bald defenders with large heads and pointy ears!
Hmmmmm…. you could be right i am wierd
Positive thoughts…..
And lotsa vodka MrsXA <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I’m going to feel down for the rest of the bloody week. Feels like we lost 3-0
Doesn’t help that I watched it with a Chelsea fan <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/angry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="angry" style="border:0;" />
Think I’m going to cry
MMMMMeeeeHHHH.
What bleedin happened there?
My heart goes out to our little Ginge tonight, though.
Thanks Moongirl, and thats true we do. Bring on the next leg (one in which I shall drink my own body weight in vodka)!!! And John, hide out under your bed for the next few days, your safety may be in danger!!!!
Oh and don’t think I didn’t see that Skrtel comment you weirdo
Kickette what are you trying to do to me?? Security code:head63! Yes I know it was his f**king head as he is incapeable of using his bloody right foot!!!!!!!!
Really sorry MrsX – but i reckon ur boys always play better when their up against it so they’ll win next week!!!
Keyword yes96 – be positive!
Thanks Fourth
Obviously I still think we can do them in the next leg, but would have been so much better had freaking John Arne Dumbass Riise, not got his fat head in the way!!!! Blooody man!!!
Come on Boys!!! It’s only half time!!! Oh it’s no use, I’m down for the rest of the night now
Oh, Mrs. X, group hug <<<<<<<<<hug>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You’ll score at the Bridge. Chelsea looked poor today. I’m not so nervous about Saturday now. You’ll be fine.
My love affair with Riise is OVER!!! First goal this season John, are you F**KING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Argghhh!! I’m so angry and sad
I’m sort of confused, girls. I thought Riise played for Liverpool??????
I just hope that, if Chelsea loses, Avram Grant gets sacked immediately. I despise him.
Meh. I’m not that big a fan of Liverpool.
i just fell off my bed onto a wooden floor with over excited goal celebrations
ouchie
but i don’t care.
Agreed moongirl, it’s great being neutral! Wow… there are alot of tasty players out there today… yum <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
I love games like this when i can watch as a complete neutral and appreciate the hotness of the players without the tension of needing to win!!
Have to say though still think Skrtels the best lookin player out there (please stop laughing MXA!!)
Home for lunch and delighted that my darling is on the pitch. I love you Frank!
I just past by the pub where the official Toronto Liverpool supporters club hangs out….they’re all there in full force, wearing their shirts and spouting off anti-Chelsea songs. Come to think of it, no Chelsea fans were spotted.
I’m sure if ‘Pool wins, I’ll hear them singing from my living room window.
Personally, I’m not sure who I want to win today.
and just before i go im going to leave you with a comment made on the alex link about us lol x
aparrently we are all jelous of her go back to the link and read the bottom it posted by someone called amy
omg 20 minutes !!!!!!!!
nope my dad and step mum are though and she under strict instructions aswell
and MrsX you have two little crushes now dont you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> as long as you stay away from steve you will be fine <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> oh yeah did you miss me
haha omg that story is hilarious