April 16th, 2008
Photo Call: Frank in Fulham
image courtesy of BIG Pictures/KEYSTONE Press
…get well soon mama Lamps.
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I don’t want to say anything bad just because his mum’s in hospital, but I can’t help it… bad outfit from tip to toe and oh so ugly! Sorry
i hope his mum gets well soon! but seriously those jeans r AWFUL where on earth wud they sell those things i cant even call them jeans and y does his jeans allways look SO dirty his and elens seriously
Flashback to Greece: The Movie – anyone??
what
Oh Kickette, why must you be so slow when I have a buttload of cleaning to do?
get well soon to Frank’s mum.
Hope god bless lamps mum.I’m waiting you to come in my country this summer.
get well soon pat!!!!
you guys should check out the sun.co.uk and look for the article about his mum,he’s sooo sweet!!!!!!!!!!
lovin the top half of his body,!!!!
Wow, TFO, I’m jealous!! Drumoland Castle is meant to be amazing and Kinsale is divine for food. If you need any tips for Dublin, let me know. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Aoife, we’re staying in Dublin for a couple of nights, then driving to Drumoland Castle for four days of golf, then to Kinsale for a couple of nights of just eating <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />, and then finishing at the K Club for some more golf.
Emily, quite a few of us have a thing for Sparky. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> He was my favourite United player during his two stays at the club. And he’s my second favourite manager. And my tip for Fergie’s successor. He also rocks a dark suit better than anyone.
Aww, I’m so not a Chelsea or Lamps fan, but get well soon Mammy Lampard.
TFO – you’re coming here for a golf holiday? Nice! Where abouts are you travelling to? Can I hitch a ride on the Manc trip? I can hope the train to Liverpool to see my boys for a few hours too. They’re only a few miles apart! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Yes Gigi, I am a late September baby, so yes I am a very proud libran !!! Oh how jealous am I, a trip in September for your birthday most likely? Well I hope you have a wonderful time! PLEASE do take pictures for me of my Cris. You say you have the hook up for great match tickets at OT. Do you think you could hook me up when I go over in the coming year? Oh, and I don’t find you taste in Wes odd, he is one of my favorites and I also have a vid that I’m supposed to put out of him soon, but can’t find the right song, any suggestions?
Me, me, me, me, me!! Pick ME!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />
BTW – in case anyone is wondering about the conversation Frank was having when this picture was taken: “Lori, why are you waiting 30 weeks? Come to me now. I need you here with me. Mum’s in hospital. Come now!“
I’ll still love you when you make fun of my WAGness ladies, but I promise to read and learn from your comments. I’ll need style advisers and friends to take to fashion shows with Posh. Who’s up for it?
And I do have quite a Southern accent so here’s hoping he likes it!
I think that Frank let Elen buy his jeans again…ugh but alas he looks hot everywhere else!
Don’t panic gals, Fulham and Chelsea are next to each other boroughwise… so he’s just strollin’ local I think!
If I fancied a bit of Lamps, then I think I’d love that pic! Even if he does look like he’s on his way to an audition for Grease.
Errr it didn’t not sound British!
Anyway your much more likely to get noticed for having a different accent. His old maid is Spanish – so he obvioulsy likes the foreign ladies
I hope you still love us all when we turn our attention to bitching about you for having Frank?!
Frank and Elen don’t live in Fulham, do they?
Darn! The smiley did not come up. I’m terrible at this!
TFO don’t cause me to have a heartattack here! Surely his mum is just in hospital there. Did that sound British? I’m practicing! 30 weeks and counting til I see Frank!
I like his sunglasses.
Bin the rest of the ensemble.
What’s he doing in Fulham? Does he live there? Is his Mom in hospital there? I hope he’s not thinking of playing for Fulham!?
I am thinking he is not playing Thursday and I’m ok with that. If it means Avram Grant gets canned, I’m ok with it.
P.S. If he’s sporting aroung London does that mean he didn’t make the trip to Everton? Starting to worry now. Get back to me ASAP!
Not a fan of Frank at all but I don’t have the heart to bash his fashion choices when his mama is ill in hospital.
Anyone who has had a loved one in hospital knows that the last thing you think of is what is fashionable for spending hours on end at the hospital.
Unfortunately, I have spent too much time at the hospital in the past year with someone very close to me and all I cared about was how they were doing, not if my top matched my pants.
Get well soon, Frank’s mama.
omg she has pneumonia, bless her. Best wishes to all the Lampards
Now as for Frankie boy here! Seriously if you cannot dress yourself in suitable clothing then just don’t! OK! Go sans clothes and make the world a happier place. Thank you.
I so do not even care what you are wearing darling! I love love love you and hugs and kisses to mum for a speedy recovery! CALL ME! Oh wait, you were calling me there weren’t you? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I love you Frank, don’t ever doubt that. But my lord, what is up with those jeans?
So much right with that and yet SO MUCH WRONG..honey bunny,seriously Burn those jeans, like bonfire that sh*t in the backyard with some marshmellows. Oh and the belt should go with them,and the yellow band on the watch (unless your bbs picked it out for daddy there is NO EXCUSE)
GET WELL SOON MAMA LAMPS
To Lovelamps and TFO, I would definitely agree that Roy is the hottest manager in the EPL. Runner-up in my books? Mark Hughes. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />
Okies, Gigi Neville. I’ll help you steal your Gary away from Emma, and you can help me steal my Ryan away from Stacey—but she can keep their kids. We will not fail to get you Gary. Wes can be your piece on the side… Deal??!! While his past is comparable to a storyline on Corrie, I think my Giggsy is a brilliant winger and though he may not be discussed much (if at all, other than by me!) amongst the Kickette posters, especially in terms of his looks, I love him with a passion.
My condolences to you about your mum, Gigi. xoxo
Thanks for the well wishes! It went very well indeed, I had nothing to be nervous. I’ll cross my fingers and toes that I get it!
Much more importantly, all of my well wishes to Mrs. Lampard, and their family. I lost my mum this year, so I know how difficult times like this can be.
Ladies, in case you haven’t noticed, my name is Gigi Neville, so count me in for the trip to Manchester, which I am actually planning on taking in September. TFO and C9, are either of you late September babes, which would make you Libras, like myself? I have a connection at Old T. to get some good match tickets, and a girlfriend that has a great restaurant there, that some of our lads eat at. TFO, keep Keano, and C9, keep C-Ron, Johnna and LTG, keep Owen, just promise that you will help me to snare my beloved Gary away from Emma. And if that fails, I will gladly take Wes Brown. Yes, I know that I have odd taste. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />
Code word, race. The race is on to get our boys.
I would cut him slack on the jeans but he has worn them many times in the past…they need to be removed from his closet
Okay I just have to post again. My last security word was ‘length’. I had a giggle over it, and now the next word is ‘larger’. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
OMG. Frank looks f**king hot! That whole outfit just screams ‘do me now’, or maybe ‘do me now, so I can briefly let go of some of this fear about my Mum’. Either way, I’m there for him! (John is cool with it. He’s joining us.) Yeah, it’s something about the baggy jeans that are so uncontrived (unlike so much of what he usually wears) that is really working for him (and me!). And knowing he’s so vulnerable right now just adds to it. I feel so sorry for him- all this s**t with the club and his contract and now his Mum. He’s a self-professed mummy’s boy, so I’m sure it’s tearing him up. I’m all weepy for him. But then I’m also selfishly thinking that maybe this will convince him that he just can’t leave Chelsea and England for Italy or Spain. I’m almost ashamed of myself for thinking it. Almost.
Oh well…erm…topless is ok <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Meant Michael in my previous post obviously cos if Roy ripped his shirt off, once someone picked me up off the floor, id definately take pics through my steamed up lens!!!!
I’ll not take pics if he rips his shirt off in front of me on Sun then MrsX <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Oh I would love to see Roy’s face when she handed them over to sign, pmsl!!!
Moongirl – Please, I am still in shock at the thought. He is like an angel to me, I can’t even think of doing rudies with him. He is soooo sweet. I just wanna pinch his cheeks. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
I think id be quite impressed if Michael had had it away in the back of a car MrsX cos at least it would make him a bit excitin - hes way too nice for my likin!!!
Just be sure to tell us how handsome he looks – I’ll be watching the match on the telly anyway but they usually only show a few shots of the managers, and I would spend the whole match staring at Roy chewing his gum. Wishing I *was* his gum.
I’ll do my best ladies but i wouldnt expect him to smile!!!!
Mrs. X, maybe I should fedex those Irish panties from the c9 wedding thread over to Moongirl and have her get Roy to autograph them. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I thought that was gonna say ‘send some knickers and I’ll throw them at him’!! See what Kickette has done to my mind lol
Amd if you happen to see Michael Owen, shout and ask if he’s a cheating scum bag like the rest? Just to put my mind at ease. Thanks <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Can you possibly take some pictures of him and post them somewhere????
Please?????
Without Jose, Roy is the hot manager in the EPL, so send kisses from all of us (TFO first of course)!
I could gloat further i supose Fourth and tell you im goin to the Sunderland game at the weekend cos my hubbies a Newcastle supporter……. but i wont cos im a nice girl!!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Send me some kisses and i’ll blow them at Roy for you!!! and prob get my head kicked in actually cos we’re sittin in the Toon end
Hate the complete outfit, love what’s underneath though <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Oh, sh*t, Moongirl, really??? He looked good? He smelled nice? Manly? Really? I’ll just be still for a moment and close my eyes and try to imagine sitting next to Roy in an airport, smelling his manliness . . . . . okay, I’m so f**king jealous, I’ve got a tear in my eye. Honest.
Go ahead, gloat. I would, if I was in your position.
And BTW Johnna – good luck with the interview!
We’ll be rooting for you!
Ladies why are we never happy with our lives – you all want to cum to Manchester to stalk ur Utd hunks
im already here and spend my days (and nights) wishing I could be in London with my beloved Philippe. Ahh its all so cruel!!
TFO – you might not want to hear this but i sat next to Mr Keane at the airport last year and hes even better close up. I wanted to ask him for his autograph but lost the power of speech and just sat breathin in his smell (he smelt gorg – really manly) Sorry dont mean to gloat
Unfortunately, I am not going to London until November. I’m going with my BGFF for my birthday and I plan to do serious Frank stalking while there. But is it really stalking if he’s calling me? (See evidence above)! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Seriously though I am very much looking forward to it and hoping I find a way to stay FOREVER.
OMG those are without a doubt the worst jeans I have ever seen!!!
OMG! I love him!!!!!!
Call me back ok?
I’m gonna be the odd one out and say that Lampsy looks freaking HOT in this picture. Like no joke, its very American cool. I love it.
And I normally do not say that about Frank Lampard. This is the exception to THAT rule.
I feel a hell storm raining down.
When I first saw this picture, I thought Lampard has just come from a part time job as a mechanic or stopped to help some elderly lady change a flat. But then I looked his very white shoes, and relized that his jeans were made to look like that!
more bad trousers, courtesy of Lampard. I could swear that Ellen picked those out!
Ah, I feel bad for Keano. Such a stellar career with United and that’s how it all ends.
Life is cruel sometimes.
I don’t think so, LTG. Ruud wasn’t allowed to come to Roy’s testimonial. SAF said if he tried he would be physically removed from the grounds.
SAF can be a mean bastard when he wants to be. Yeah, I keep up with Roy’s outbursts . . . um, I mean, statements, daily, and I read what he said about his departure from United. Also, the sad fact that there is nothing in his house or office now that would hint that he ever played for United – no photos, no awards, nothing – he really has burned his bridges behind him. He is Sunderland through and through now. If I get to the match, I’ll post lots of pics and I’ll kiss Ole for you, Johnna. And Hargreaves. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
And with that lovely image, I’m off to a job interview. *stomach wobbles*
I would seriously wet myself if I was ever in Ole’s presence. There would be like little wibbly noises and I would just launch myself at him and not let go. I love that man too much for words.
And allright! We have a whole crew headed up to Manchester. Now ladies, let’s all remember… sharing is caring. There is enough of Cristiano to go around (and hopefully alot left over even after that mmmmph.)
Being that the event is Ole’s testimonial, I’d hope he’d get to select various VIPs that he would want to be there so bring on Keane!
There were some articles the other day that said Keane was accusing the United brass of lying to him during his last months there. But for a special event—and Ole—hopefully they can bury the hatchet…at least for a few hours.
And if Keano came to Ole’s testimonial OH. MY. GOD. I think I’d die. No, I’d come first, and then I’d die.
Unfortunately, Keano isn’t exactly in SAF’s good books at the moment, so he may not get an invite, even though he and Ole are friends.
I’m so envious, TFO! You’ll have such an incredible experience if you can get to the Ole testimonial. Be sure to give Hargreaves a big kiss (and whatever else you see fit) from me.
Lucky, lucky duck.
I’m seriously considering going over in the Fall to see United but it depends on various things so hopefully the fates will be fair and let it happen.
Security word seems to think it’s possible: europe25 <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
Ooh, ooh, can I join in on this stalk-tastic fun??!! I would start out with you ladies in London, but might be doing a solo trip to find where Gareth Bale lives. I can’t help it—I would willingly be a cougar for him. I know he’s practically a babe in arms, but there’s something I just loooooove about him.
I would definitely be up for hanging out in Manchester and stalking the whole team. TFO, I laughed out loud so damn hard when I read your comment about seriously stalking Keano. That’s pretty much how I’d react, too, if I ever met Giggsy. We’ll be losers together…
c,9 I’m definitely going to look into tickets to the Ole testimonial, when the date is announced. Even if I just take a few days to fly into Manchester, it would be so much fun. I have a few mates at the Republik of Mancunia that I could hook up with – and we could do the town before and after the match.
Serious stalking: I’d honestly be too shy. If Roy caught me in the bushes outside his house, I think I’d pee my pants. And then I’d cry. And then I’d beg him to make love to me. I’m such a loser. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/rolleyes.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />
Yes, please! Add me to the list for the Manchester stalking!!!
Ooh Johnna, could I come along to Manchester? I’ve gotta get rid of the needy flea that is Nani.
Also LoveLamps I understand it must be awful and if I did live near Ronaldo it would probably be just like that. However, it would all be worth it to see this evertime I look out of my window:
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I’m in, count me in!!!!! Yes, most defo it would be me, TFO, Johnna and ltg stalking the United team, well I’d probably fixated to Cris’ hip
TFO- A september baby I am as well! You play golf too…..you truly are my new BFF <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> Why don’t you treat yourself and see if you can fly over to England and catch a United match? The new season would have started by then <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
Lamps baby I’m sure your mum will be alright, as long as you stop having Elen buy your jeans for you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> But on a serious note I hope that Frank’s mum gets better soon!
P.P.S. Lampsy, baby, please to never wear that jacket again. I can’t say anything wrong about the jeans because he works any sort of jeans, but I would say I like them a little tighter around the… um, zipper? And not so much on the brown next time.
I’m in on the stalking trip. Lamps, JT, JT’s wife, and then we can swing up to Manchester to catch some games and stalk the whole bloody team. Or maybe that’ll just be me, c9, and TFO.
P.S. lovelamps, are you going to be over in London in 30 days? SO AM I! I’m travelling over for the US/England match May 28 at Wembley, baby.
Ok you are all invited. And Meriam and TFO, long ago and far away I lived near a couple of NBA players and rappers. It was no fun at all. Too many strippers/hookers and loud parties. Maybe that’s what it is like living near CRon? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Google baby <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
She has a lot of free time lol
The more the merrier MXA
And how do you find out their address? Interesting…
This WILL be fun.
OK his mum is ill and he must be sick with worry, and I doubt he does care what he is wearing. But the point is, he owned these clothes in the first place, and that is unforgivable.
I could probly date a league one player if I tried hard enough, but really it’s not worth the effort. I’m happy to keep staring and my Premiership boys.
I do want to go on this stalking trip tho
And you can find out anyones address on the net, my mother found Stevie’s and the block of flats where Liverpool put up the new players till they find a home. So that means Nando!!!! Anyone fancy a trip to Liverpool??
Actually TFO, I never thought about that. Wow. Oh this opens up so many possibilities…
However, it still breaks my heart that I am nowhere near my beloved United or my beloved Ronaldo.
But I’ll settle for second best. For now <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
I think he looks like he’s doing a one-man tribute to ‘80s Tom Cruise, entitled “Top Gun In The New Millennium”. I agree with the rest of you that though the jeans are spectacularly horrendous, I can forgive him ‘cause his mum’s ill and (hopefully!) that means he is so distracted that he accidentally pulled something out of his wardrobe that he meant to donate to the charity shop.
Never been a fan of Frankie Boy, but I do feel for him and his whole family. Best wishes for a speedy recovery to Mama Lamps!
i guess he didnt have any clean jeans that day, went looking in elen’s closet.
TFO – we are living in the wrong country.
NHL hockey players areboring. I used to date someone who worked in the hockey office of the Leafs and went to a private party or two. Boring, boring, boring with some public sex tossed in. It put me off dating a hockey player for life!
Swinging back to the topic at hand…has anyone managed to find any news on how Frank’s Mum is doing?
Meriam, considering where you live, you are probably within walking distance of dozens of famous ballers.
I on the other hand live near absolutely no famous footballers. I do however have some NHL players in my condo building. I can tell you that they sometimes have loud parties, leave the television on in the exercise room when no on is around to watch it, and don’t always pick up after their dogs. Other than that, they are pretty boring.
HAHAHA *cue music* I’m gonna stalk him, I’m gonna stalk him, na na na na na naaaaa, I’m gonna stalk him…
I can’t believe I was so near him and yet had no idea <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" /> I also cant believe how happy this makes me, I’ve never been much of a fan.
Also, his mum’s ill so he can wear what he wants and I hope she gets well soon.
Oh and please pick me, because you know, you’ll need someone who follows him around all the time close by… for some reason.
Nah, LoveLamps. I like him, think he’s very cute and he has great thighs and all, but if I’m going to fly to England, it’s going to be to stalk a certain Irishman. And to catch some United matches. United away at Sunderland – ooooooh, that would be fun fun fun!
My SO surprised me with a golf vacation to Ireland for my upcoming 50th in September – so lovely and sweet of him, but honestly, I would have preferred tickets to a United match. Or tickets to Ole’s testimonial this summer – *that* would be amazing.