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Oh yeah, I love this clip
And I think Frank has good taste – Cudicini is the finest man around (IMO).
Ah yes, tammy, a true classic! I love this one. Hilario- ‘0h come on’ and John- ‘Flippin’ ‘ell’- make me laugh every time I see it. John is so cute how he took it so seriously, and Joe is so funny because he clearly thinks that he is the best looking, but can’t quite work up to saying it like Ashley did. But John is the reason I watch this one, just to hear him say he’d choose Frank…
“Johnnie and Frankie, sitting in a tree…“
Tammy, thank you for the hot cousin ad. I keep trying to deny my love for Frank, but I must finally succumb and give in. See you at the pub for the slaughter.
Mmmmmm that youtube commercial inspired alot of very bad thoughts when I first saw it.
another clip that just NEVER gets unfunny! God really just stands the test of time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGk-x4kt47w&NR=1
Holy hell . . . . . Why haven’t I been told about that ad before now? Heads will roll.
<teetering . . . . . . . . >
Ooooh that was my fav advert for ages, I was going through a Lamps stage at the time, but don’t worry I got over it.
Still very nice ad tho, yummy!!
aaah I like that add, though I can’t get past that goofy face Frank does when he smiles. Could I create a lot that would prevent him from doing that in my presence?
But going back to the post – are these two a couple? Because I don’t know what to say anymore…
TFO- that deep seductive sound you’re hearing right now- it’s the Dark Side calling…….
Alright, Frank is hot and all that, but what the fruit is up with Elen’s posture in that photo? Where’s your spine woman?!
Cassie, I saw that episode of Seinfeld again just the other day and was actually in tears and holding my belly so it wouldn’t rip. Him trying to sit on the couch is beyond comic genius. I can just see Marcus try to get those jeans off her like Jerry and Kramer and it just makes me laugh
Her face and make up have been on point lately! But did she really think that scarf was going to play down her gi-normous bazooms?!
I Feel Sorry For Elen, But At The Same Time I Hate Her. I Cant look At A Picture Of Her Without Thinking ‘Why Would A Gorgeous Man Like him Choose Someone Who Is A Fashion Diaster Waiting to Happen, When He Can Do So Much Better’ I Secretly Wish They Would Break Up So That I Could Have Frankie All To Myself [Well Maybe After A Fight With Elise].
Anyways, Back To the Subject, the trousers Are Too Tight, But Im Growing To Like This Girl, Wonder How Long This One Will Last?
ok, I know I will probably get SLAUGHTERED for this – but i just have to say that I am one of those who not only does not find Frank Lampard attractive, I also hate him with an absolute passion. He believes that he deserves everything even if he has done nothign for it, thinks a place on the England squad is his right, is with Elen (need I say more?) and never performs for England when he is on the pitch.
The only good things I can say for Lampard are that he seems to be a nice father, he’s smart and that he doesn’t seem to be the cheating type (only if I have missed anything and he is like that, then I rest my case).
Sorry Fat Frank Lard-arse, I just DO NOT LIKE YOU.
At all. Period
p.s. Please don’t kill me Fat Frank fans, my opinion is well founded
OMG!!!! Just saw the link to the Sky Sports ad. I had to shop so I’ve been off-line for awhile. If Frank gets any more beautiful, I’m signing up for emergency plastic surgery and chartering a jet to London. I cannot live without him!!!!!
tammy, I saw that one for the first time a few days ago and thought I’d pass out! And that little faux tussle for the ball they do…oh yeah….oh…yeah. You will surely earn some good karma for posting it here! In fact, I’m going to go watch it again…and again…and again, that is while I’m not staring at that pic of John on the other page!
I believe that I can hook you up TFO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnpXCvYEKoM
Yeah.. ‘nuff said
(Security word: fine)
Later SSE. Okay, sorry, I’m sure we shouldn’t even start it! See you tomorrow. Oh,you know you’ll be here. Just like the rest of us!
I’d have to change my monniker: no more Fourth, Fourthy, 4th or TFO.
SSE – Soulless Slut For England.
It has a certain ring to it.
And it would make a nice monogram on my towels.
I have to go, girls – things to see, people to do.
Yes, LoveLamps, it’s a pain when work gets in the way of blogging. Hate it.
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
“Love child”? TFO, better watch your back or Elise will be knockin down that door <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
On a serious note, I’m very impressed that lamps can speak Latin. Spot on for Frank, I hope this improves his image, especially in the fashion section <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I find it kinda ironic that when at Charlton, Marcus Bent sucked, but this season, he’s had a far better season than Darren Bent, who’s basically just kept the Tottenham bench warm.
But who am I to talk? I like Crouch, and he NEVER starts.
Put down the mince pie now, bitch!
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
And, yes, Frank is apparently a bit on the intellectual side.
I think they look quite nice together.
Apologies for another typo. Yes smart women know how to type, and I really am smart, just distracted by work. I hate it when work gets in the way of blogging!
TFO- ‘hooker’s camera’? Bite your tongue! lol No it’s probably going to be another one taken on the training pitch when more of his assets are on display or one in which the power of the ‘thighs in jeans’ cannot be denied! Perhaps I should just start spamming you with runners-up for now…the possibilities are endless! And for being a SSE- you *know* that I could totally respect you for it too!
Thanks Kickette for reminding me that Gemma does sometimes (althouth rarely) actually wear clothes. And thanks for the link to the continous fashion disaster that is Elen. Yes Frank really is smart despite his choice in companion. He just hasn’t met me yet. . . .
Wow! Elise, I’m seriously impressed!
The mystical Third Photo has probably not been taken yet – or it’s possibly sitting in some hooker’s digital camera ready to be downloaded - but I’m willing to wait. I’ll know it when I see it.
What I’d never be able to resist would be Frank scoring a winning goal in a major match for England. I would be a willing – hell, even *eager* - Soulless Slut For England, in that event.
Oh good God Elen. Why does she even bother going to fashion week when she wouldn’t know a good fashion choice if it hopped on her and bit her in the arse?
Poor poor Luna and Isla. They are going to be trying to dress themselves when they are 5 years old.
TFO- Don’t think I have forgotten that challenge you threw down not so long ago either! I am constantly evaluating my Frank collection for The Third Photo. The Dark Side is waiting for you.
Oh, and it would be something like:
Vos usus lacertosus summus cruris. Est meus votum addo infantia, Frank.
Okay, so our Latin conversation might be a bit patchy in spots…but I’d think of something to fill the space with.

Dont do it Fourth, stay away from the Lamps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I’m no threat to Elise’s love (yet). I’m still waiting for The Third Photo – the one that will be the final call to The Dark Side.
Haha TFO,
There Was A Picture OF Elen And Cheryl Cole In Ok Magazine, Elen Looked A right State, And Her Eyes Were Like Popping Out OF her Sockets Lol
“A bit.“ ROFL!
Who would have thunk? I wonder how you say, “You have thunderous thighs and I want to bear your love child” in Latin?
I love Elen… and think she is beautiful, great cerved body but she has no clue how to work it.
and yes Frankie’s big claim to fame is an A-level in Latin
Frank speaks Latin??
Elise, every time you catch yourself thinking she’s “cute”, picture her eating mince pies naked with your Frank, then wet your finger and stick it in a light socket. Equilibrium should follow shortly.
Okay, confession…something strange and unexpected has been happening with me lately. I’m starting to think that Elen is kind of pretty. I know, I know- put down the crack pipe and go have a lie down, but I have seen several pics lately when she really does look cute- her face I mean. She is just hopeless with dressing herself, of course, but even that is starting to endear her to me a little bit. I kind of feel sorry for her. It has taken me a while to grow into this. I began at full on hatred- ‘bitch, why the hell does she get Frank Lampard when I am so much cuter than her, could speak with Frank in Latin, and could enjoy lounging around eating mince pies with him?‘- that kind of thing, but now it seems I’ve mellowed a bit. It’s all very, very unsettling.
I stand by my previous position:
“This is why we love Frank and Elen
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Hmmm I wouldn’t put it past her!!
An all in one adult romper suit perhaps??
Okay, but she has got to have at least normal pyjamas. How badly could she f**k up pyjamas???
Day wear yes, evening wear, absolutely, but pyjamas!!??
Dontcha just love her for it?? :LOL:
And not only every single day of the week, Mrs. Xabi – sometimes more than once a day!!!
Aaaaack!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shuteye.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" /> I had heard that orange was the new pink but I was hoping it was a vicious lie. That’s horrendous.
Sorry it is actaully crinckly bedsheets
http://photo.wenn.com/index.php?ref=nicole farhi 130208&version=int
Post a pic or a link, Tammy. Me want to see.
some classics from Elen at Fashion Week, my friends.. She is wearing a giant orange flannel blanket as a *SKIRT*.. brilliant
Sorry her blanket is a skirt
Ok, is it wrong that I can’t tell the difference between these two and those two in the Danielle Lloyd pairing?
Seriously I have no idea
But lovin’ kickette photo day.. some classics from Elen at Fashion Week, my friends.. She is wearing a giant orange flannel blanket as a shirt.. brilliant
Agree with the face I do, it’s quite presentable, BUT the ensemble????? Maybe she’s wearing those jeans that have spandex in them, so they stretch when you sit in them.
What a photorific day Kickette, PLEASE do keep them coming!!!
And what’s up with them holding hands. Gemma looks like she’s telling him to hold her hand for the picture so it makes it look like she is with him and not just the H* that he’s bringing home after <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
holy white shoes!! those are the brightest thing i have seen in awhile, good god bent scuff them up a bit will ya.
the jeans on gemma are definitely way too tight and i can only imagine her trying to sit down like kramer did in that one episode of seinfeld where he was wearing jeans that were about 100 sizes too small for him and he couldn’t bend his legs and eventually frightened a small child because he was walking so stiffly he looked like frankenstein. the top & scarf combo is okay, but the bag is way too last year when metallics were a must, this season, not so much.
Oh, this is fun – keep ‘em coming, Kickette!
This is the *After* party for the crappy Rambo film. I see. A movie SO crappy it needs two parties.
Yes, it all looks a bit sad and dreary, with all that gray and charcoal happening, doesn’t it? A couple of chimney sweeps with absolutely no chim-chim-cher-eee.
Okay, I want to know – htf do you wriggle your ass into a pair of jeans that tight? And doesn’t it squish your girly bits when you sit down?
(Her face does look quite pretty tho)
Nasty boots: check
Cheap handbag: check
Too tight jeans: check
Market stool earings: check
Scummy Danielle’s sloppy seconds: check
WTF is with the cardi Marcus????
Argggh, everything about this photo makes me sad!!
You know I don’t think I shall ‘ever’ get bored of laughing at Elen’s fashion choices.
How many people are there in the world that you could openly say ‘what the hell were you thinking?‘ to every single day of the week. Oh she is priceless!!