May 19th, 2008

City Casual: Joe Cole, Carly Zucker

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41 Responses to “City Casual: Joe Cole, Carly Zucker”

  1. k2k2milan says:

    Carly is pretty. But it seems as if she doesnt take the incitive. Yeah-could they be walking any further apart? Would look like two random strangers walking by eachother if I didn't know better.

  2. DAVID says:

    MANDALS? (MENS SANDALS)

    MEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR SANDALS, EVER…..

  3. Avenath says:

    Hhhhmmm…seems like our little Joey has 2 conflicting outfits on…the shirt is nice, but not for that shorts…the shorts is nice, but not for that shirt…other than that, he is looking rather cute, even if a bit glum…maybe it’s Carly’s outfit bumming him out??!…i do like her compared to Alex and Elen, but she really needs to get better clothes…oh, and a new hairbrush…

  4. FootballerChick43 says:

    Carly, Carly, Carly. What the bloody vajeezus are you wearing? Its like.. Fendi meets Cowgirl while roaming the streets of London. Love the bag though. Its fab.

    Joe – I expected better fashion sense out of him. The khaki shorts make me vomit. The sandals don’t bother me that much. I mean, I like feet. They would have been better if they were flops, but.. I’ll take what I can. The shirt would have looked semi-decent if he would have paired it with some jeans or something instead of those dreadful khaki shorts.

    Theres just something funny about the shape of his head too…

  5. Kelza says:

    LOVE Joe Cole and LOVE Carly’s casualness

    They are too cute!!

  6. carly says:

    This is all wrong. It’s like one of those games they put on newspapers where you have to spot the differences, in this case the mistakes.
    But her hair is surprisingly tamed, even in the wind. odd!

  7. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    From your mouth to God’s ears, TFO.

  8. Rusty says:

    Yeah, I really can’t tell they’re a couple. They look so distant from each other in pictures.

    I don’t mind Joe’s outfit, maybe it’s because I used to live in Florida. Thankfully he isn’t wearing socks with sandals. And his unibrow isn’t visible, which is a plus.

    She looks like a pillow, and I’m tired and want to fall asleep on it, but she has no padding. Her hair is still too poufy for my tastes.

    keyword: art98, which neither of them is.

  9. Sarah x says:

    The Red Trousers…
    The Brown Boots…
    The Tight Green Top..
    PLEASE STOP DOING THIS TO US CARLY!!

    Joe’s Looking Pretty Fit Though :D

  10. Pavi says:

    I agree with most of you that Carly’s pants are just hideous.  I don’t mind Joe’s outfit too much.  They are an odd couple though because they never seem to hold hands and in most of the pics that we’ve seen of them they don’t even look at each of talk to each other.  It’s like they’re off in their own worlds.

  11. Becca x says:

    Carly Carly Carly, Where Do We Start.
    I Think one Thing I Need To Say Is – Stop Getting Fashion Tips Of Elen Rives! I Know She Said She Was A Model But Really THe Closest Thing She Got To The Catwalk Was up Adn Donw The Isle Of A Plane.

    The Trousers! Yuck, Go Home And Get Changed. Now.

    Joe Looks Good, I Like The Rolled Up Sleeves Look. Dont Like The Shoes Though. Im sure You’ve Got A Pair Of Trainers Lurking Somewhere In Your Mansion…

  12. Jacey says:

    That outfit makes her look stumpy, like her legs are too short. I think it’s a combo of the low rise pants and then the shirt tucked in with the belt as a topper. She’s not helping the length issure with the shoes.

  13. Genevieve says:

    Absolutely no love in this relationship… I truly don’t get it… don’t people who are going to get married usually acknowledge each others’ presence when they walk up the street together? These two don’t seem to care if the other one is there or not…

  14. klyn312 says:

    Dear kickette,
    By sharing this photo,you have just cured me of my Joe Cole crush… I don’t know whether to be angry with you or send you a thank you card.

  15. sarabee says:

    Ewww…nasty. They both look like they got dressed at the local charity shop.

  16. Elise says:

    Excellent point re: the tummy issue, tammyV!  But she just looks like crap.  Joe looks very American, and really pretty good.  I don’t hate on the man sandals.  I think I’m just used to it with John!  grin

  17. DiorHeels says:

    What the effity eff is she wearing?! Joe looks good minus the sandals. Those look good when you’re in 4th grade. But anyway. Back to her nightmare outfit.Your bra showing from underneath your clothes=trashy. And those colours don’t match. When you’re stick thin,you don’t wear clingy upon clingy or you look like a twig…she should’ve opted for wider legged pants. He definitely looks prettier in this picture and that’s a problem!

  18. LoveLamps says:

    Joe looks adorable.  I can deal with men in sandals b/c I live in the desert.  I’m tough like that!  Carly looks like Elen – a total disaster.  When will my Chelsea men realize they are dating nightmares of fashion, awaken from their dreams and CALL ME?!?!

  19. Superqueen says:

    she really looks random, any news about theire wedding?

  20. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    The Sandals!!!!! Why???  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shuteye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" />

    And Carly is fast being stored in my box along with the WAG’s like Elen and Alex. I’m just not suprised by how bad she looks anymore.

  21. TammyV says:

    Ladies you are missing two important facts of Carly: (A.) hair is actually BRUSHED (B.) her tummy covered And even belted

    Joe looks cute, very post-frat boy normal

  22. mrsredknapp says:

    with all that money at her disposal, how come she can never dress herself properly!!! she always looks random!

  23. dani,,PremierLeagueQ says:

    the shoes ….. ewww

  24. Her belt looks like an accessory off of a bad sci-fi TV series, like Deep Space 9.

  25. dani,,PremierLeagueQ says:

    the trousers….ewww
    the belt….ewww
    mandles….ewwww

    this is just Wrong !!!!

  26. DC says:

    i’m just going to pretend she is not there.
    it’s not the best he can do but he is still pretty good looking. ;]

    her pants? ew.
    bra straps? double ew.
    and the uggs! let me not even start.

  27. AJ says:

    Just can’t get into these two, as a couple. They’re bland, non-issues to me. Although, everytime I see her hair, it makes me want to call my mother. She, also, won’t let the seventies go, god bless her. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />

  28. Aoife says:

    Oooh, not good. Are Carly’s pants velour or something?

    Joe is sporting the outfit my boy wanted to wear out on the town last week. (Until I forcibly removed the dress shirt from his hands) I must hide this picture. I managed to persuade him out of it once, he might try it again!

  29. cheska_so_fierce says:

    ever since last week when i saw that pic with joe cole and his bulge, i don’t care what he wears anymore. i just don’t. all i cared about was seeing the bulge again…

  30. jax says:

    Nasty, nasty both of them. My dad wears that Joe outfit in hot weather and he’s 70 !

    I know our weather is unpredictable but why is she dressed for a really hot day on her top half and freezing winter on the bottom ?!

    Find some new friends, hanging out with Elen and Frank is doing you no good at all. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shuteye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" />

  31. They never look happy to be together.

    Joe, I love you in England kit, but we are so going to kick your ass in Moscow. Sorry, sweetheart.

  32. Huyton Princess says:

    Dear Christ. These two are absolutely made for each other if their horrfic fashion senses are anything to go by.

    Such a waste…Carly could be stunning if she made some god damn effort!

  33. Erin, you’re right…Birkenstocks. There should be a law (for men and women!).

  34. Check out her shoes, too.

    Sucky. Don’t go with any part of her ‘got dressed in the dark’ ensemble.

  35. Erin says:

    He is wearing Birks.  Oh my.  This is just another example, in my opinion, of “hot” ballers who would not be considered hot if they weren’t ballers. 

    Something about Carly’s body shape is just….off.

  36. chel.C. says:

    Joe looks scrumptious, but Carly….the pants, the belt…just no.

  37. EW!! Her pants!!!!!! Horrid!!!!

    And Joe (who is a major crush for me), has nothing on my main man, Hargreaves over in his ‘ticketed’ post. Joe’s wearing man-dles!!! Ew!!!!!!!!!!!! Say what you want about Owen not wearing socks with his trainers in his photo, but Joe’s feet are bare to the evils that are lurking on the London pavement.

    Do these two ever hold hands???

  38. cusk says:

    She seems to weirdly want to walk down the street being normal and comfortable <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> An interesting tomboy? Or just butch-tastic?

  39. brandy says:

    I can’t believe this but she appears to be getting less and less attractive with every photo call! WTF?!

  40. Kelza says:

    yay!! go chelsea go chelsea!!

    WOOP WOOP!!

  41. HoneyBee says:

    I thinks he is so cute but the whole outfit is no,no.
    TFO-sorry but Joe will celebrate and kick asses in Moscow.Speaking of ass kicking did you watch Rafa’s ass and muscles against F.? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
    I think she’s starting to look like Elen.Oh God please not again! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shock.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shock" style="border:0;" />