April 8th, 2008

Photo Call: John & Toni Do Nobu


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66 Responses to “Photo Call: John & Toni Do Nobu”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Was only joking <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  2. scarlett says:

    sorry im just used to writing in capitals, i weren’t shouting, sorry x

  3. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Whoah Scarlett, whats with the shouting?? Some of us are a little delicate today!!

    Was this picture taken before or after they went in the restaurant? Maybe she had one too many carbs and is just bloated ? !

  4. SCARLETT says:


  5. brandy says:

    Her face is so weird looking to me – I can’t put an animal to it though. Hate the tow cleavage. And maybe she is not newly preggers, but is still getting over having TWINS?! Didn’t she have the tummy tuck/c-section/boob lift procedure like all other WAGS?

    John – you are sooooooo boring looking. I wouldn’t notice you in a room full of Urkels, or Screetches, or anywhere for that matter.

  6. My guess is that there is a hell lot of Touche

  7. Gigi says:

    TFO, I am now booking a flight to Serbia, thanx to your wonderful, skillful and tempting tribute to our dear, injured defender, with the hopes of meeting an equally hot countrymen of his.  That Inside United cover leaves me rather speechless.  Forget contender, Vidic is the winner of any TTO for me.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

  8. LoveLamps says:

    Elise, just logged on at work and passed out when I saw the pic link.  I am in serious love!

  9. HoneyBee says:

    I’ve hardly recognized her.Fake than-I understand,but you need to know when to stop.I have to admit that at one time I wanted to be Mrs.Terry(and then my friend told me that I must be crazy,that my taste in men is usually really good-WTF is wrong with me,and that I need to have my eyes checked…………). <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/hmm.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" /> (security word walked 51).
    But there is something about JT when he starts bossing those hot Chelsea men,and I like his approach to football *I’ll stop before my friend or Elise find out about this and bitch slap me*

  10. MrsXabiAlonso_AND_Mr says:

    Ooooh bring on the Italian video, I can’t wait to see it!! Love me some Italian’s <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Am just about recovered from last night now, my voice is a bit croaky and my head hurts from a few to many calming my nerves/celebratory drinks, but omg what a game!!! Woooo!! Come have a go Chelski!!!

  11. The Fourth Official says:

    Gigi, never fear, I’ve included some totally exploitive completely gratuitous semi-nude Gattuso shots for your viewing pleasure.  Red Devil compilation will be coming soon to a theatre near you.  And I’ve nominated Vida for TTO – hopefully Kickette will included him soon.
    Whew . . . that’s lots of requests, Gigi.  Hope I can fulfull them all.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  12. chelseagal says:

    nice couple
    tho JT should really ditch the slag

  13. dani,, MrsHarryKewel says:

    TFO i agree danny dyer is hot but JT is definatley not !!!!!!!

    and MXA xabi could probably pull off that look with out looking stupid !!!

    haha toni looks like she is joining the TANGERINE group of wags

  14. nicky xxx says:

    yep shes looking preggers! Oh and i think that mistake is funny sorry..x Teri Terry..x How unfortunate wud she be..??x??

  15. shona says:

    Her names Toni

  16. Johnna says:

    Elise we have a deal. Though… would I be able to have a go at John as well? Just once (or twice) and then I’ll go back to Toni happily. I’d offer you Toni but I don’t think you’d be into that haha.

    And then we can invite Frank over and watch.

  17. linz says:

    Thank You!! I knew it wasn’t just my eyes playing with me about her “bump”…def. think something’s going on there.  I agree JT could’ve dressed up a little more, I think a girl likes to enjoy her man a classy rather than trashy looking (not that JT is tho).

    But agreed, JT could wear a garbage bag and i’d still think he was sexy! haha

  18. rania says:

    It looks like someboody’s been doing a little shopping at Primark???

  19. lose that girl says:

    TFO—I hear you—- Danny over this guy any day!

  20. Gigi says:

    TFO, please, please, please include Gattuso in your Italian comp.  Please.

    I don’t know who I love more, TFO for posting that loverly video/comp, or Mr. Terry.  Ummm, tasty.  But I feel REALLY dirty for lusting after someone in Chelsea.  How about an entire Red Devil comp. to redeem me?  Pretty please.

  21. Rusty says:

    I just finished watching the Chelsea-Fenerbahce game on DVR; thanks everyone for letting me spoil it for myself by looking at the BBC headlines on Firefox instead of here.

    I think Toni’s nose is too small, and John is just ordinary-looking. I agree that she looks pregnant, and I hope that if she is, they give this kid/kids name(s) that will sound good on adults. Summer Rose is cheesy, and Georgie sounds like a name for someone who will forever be three.

  22. FabLove says:

    ANDDDD the toe cleavage returns.

  23. Filthygorgeous says:

    Thank god for Kickette, and all your hilarious comments!  Since they blocked Facebook at my work (bastards!), Kickette is my new ‘faffing about at work’ pastime. 

    Is it just me, or is this couple about as interesting as a librarians conference?

    Looks-wise, well lets be honest he hardly gives Cannavarro or Iker a run for their money, and she just looks like your typical overly-primped makeup counter assistant.  Admittedly, one who got married at Blenheim Castle, but they are a football couple who are just so meh (that’s the medical term for ‘boring’).

    They need a better stylist and publicist, stat!

  24. klyn312 says:

    I like the laid back yet put together look… much better than most US men, casual to the majority of them means a pair of track pants, a tee shirt left over from college and mandals with socks…*shudder*

    I can’t believe I am going to write this,  *gulp* Me thinks me likey Terry in this pic, it’s defo doing something for me, I feel a little funny…:roll:
    as for wifey , meh- whateves.

  25. xlxcx says:

    Blair, she’s had a bump for some weeks and it’s getting bigger. She might be using the trousers to try and mask it.

  26. Elise says:

    Yeah, Pussycat, 1:14 is fantastic! The smile, the walk, the suit, the shirt unbuttoned, the tie hanging loose.  Every time I see it I want to finish undressing him, starting with the belt…
    And 1:48- it’s hard NOT to think dirty thoughts with that one!  Oh my God.
    And the baby pics always get me.  So sweet.

  27. Pussycat says:

    Nobu in Malibu, Dallas and the original in LA are all pretty casual – the one in NY is much more dressy but you could get away with jeans at any of them. In the US anyways.
    And I’ve always loved the food – but the ones in NY, and CA are by far the best with my favorite being the one in Malibu. In case anyone wanted to know.
    And she does look pregnant and needs to lay off the tanner.

  28. Elise says:

    Johnna, this sounds perfectly reasonable to me.  And then I won’t have to feel guilty for taking her man.  She’ll be with someone who can obviously appreciate her and he’ll be with me…and really, really tired!!!!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  29. Elise says:

    LoveLamps, I always enjoy your posts!  You are so funny!  And I see you starting to crush on JT, uh-huh.  Ah, the power of a good TFO video!!  But it was only a matter of time since you love Frank that much and they are almost joined at the hip. I love John like fish love water, and he’s always going to be ‘the one’, but I definitely have big love for Frank, too. Here’s one of my favourite JT/Frank pics.  It is absolute f**king perfection.

  30. Pussycat says:

    TFO and Elise – the pic at 1:14 I adore. The one at 1:48 made me do a dirty snicker. 2:09 made me say awwwww. I though I’d be jealous that there are more pics of a topless JT than there are of SG but somehow I’m just appreciative.

  31. Johnna says:

    If Elise gets John, can I have Toni? I mean, it’s only fair….

  32. cheryl_xxx says:

    lol,her makeup is kinda weird and she really is super tiny!! or maybe jy is just super tall??/

    as for her being preggers! matbe it’s a trousers she’s pulled them up kinda high-but i do love the outfit(i’ll pretend i didn’t see the toe clevage)with it’s ruffles and all!!!!

    but imagine if her name were reallt teri!!
    then she’d be Teri Terry-how funny would that be!!!

  33. Blair says:

    Touche, Fourth Official, Touche.

  34. The Fourth Official says:

    Toni, Teri, whatever.

    The point is she’s got a rich baller and we don’t.

  35. Blair says:

    Oh my god! Seriously. John dressed down a bit much for Nobu me thinky.  But I mean, it’s JT, so he’s going to have to try a lot harder to be unattractive in my eyes. 

    And the sight of Toni’s toe cleavage… come on!

    Oh and I think Elen attacked her with those ruffles on her shirt.  Looks like something Elen would wear, not Toni. She should know better!

    And I totally agree with the possible baby bump. I saw it and had to put my face practically an inch from the screen to investigate.  I won’t make any distinct conclusions yet.

  36. Two Yellows says:

    Nobu has got to be one of the worst restaurants ever. Of course they’d pick to go there…. wonder if JT stole another handicapped space again or if he opted to use the valet this time around.

  37. Betsy says:

    Not the best picture of them, granted that dosen’t happen very often. I really enjoy JT and Toni is gorgeous…ugh! Totally Unfair!

  38. Johnna says:

    Who’s Teri? John Terry’s wife’s name is Toni.

    Apart from the weird tan problem (I’m hoping it’s just because of the weird angle and the flash?!?!) I think she’s still gorgeous. Toni can never do wrong in my opinion. And John’s gorgeous as always as well.

  39. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    She does look a little round of tummy!!

    I woulod not be happy if I was going to a posh restaurant with my man and he tunred up in a hoodie (minus the hood) and trainers!!! Come on John make some damn effort!
    He kinda looks bald in this picture too.

  40. Carla says:

    Its Toni not Teri

    I think she looks great, i love what she is wearing and i love her hair

  41. xlxcx says:

    She is definitely looking preggers. And, I think she looks quite good, apart from her tan.

  42. LoveLamps says:

    Just another tough day at the office involving a 2 hour flight to do a two hour presentation and then a two hour flight ahead of me to get back home.  Thank GOD for Kickette and all of you!  Starting to crush on JT (someone help me please) and love any TFO video.  Please bring on the Italian HOTTIES!

    Frank, please note this does not mean I do not love you, just that I can appreciate beauty in other men.  Please don’t get jealous.  Seriously, my Mom (who voted for Frank in the TTO) asked if Frank reads Kickette and I’m thinking WHY NOT?!  So Frank, please don’t be jealous.  You are my one true love!

  43. tammyv says:

    I feel like that I read she just got back from a vacation in st. Barts or something.  I think that is tan/burn not foundation.  She is not orange so it is not fake-bake.  She could be preggers or it could be some of those godawful highwasted pants.

    JT – yeah, baby Fabio is in charge now… looking like a bum is not going to cut it

  44. FootballerChick43 says:

    They do have rather big heads…

  45. cassie says:

    i agree e, looks like the wind is either blowing around in her shirt or she could be preggers.  she is tiny and i think that’s why a small bump in her belly looks more apparent…and her make-up is really odd, i don’t even know what to say other than she needs to lay off the bronzer.

    john does nothing for me…he looks like a kid i knew from university who was a total loser, which makes it impossible to even consider him anything more than that.

  46. Chaq says:

    Gosh, the difference in the sizes of their heads is really quite startling, isn’t it? That’s hilarious!

  47. e says:

    Ooooh toe cleavage again!!!!

    Is it me or does she look like she’s got a slight baby bump prehaps???

    I know she’s tiny but just noticed the slight bump, might just be the way she’s standing?

  48. Anja says:

    That’s excactly what I thought, “well, John looks like… John” ;] Teri looks weird, with those white circles around her eyes… But cute, apart from the tan.

  49. The Fourth Official says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA – lose that girl, that’s mint.

    Why do I consider Danny Dyer hot, but JT not?


  50. DC says:

    what the hell happened to her tan?…

  51. lose that girl says:

    John’s channeling Danny Dyer from ‘The Football Factories.‘

  52. The Fourth Official says:

    Girls, I’ve been working on an all-Italian, all-hottie video – should be ready tomorrow.  Totti, Cannavaro, all your favourites.  It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />  I’ll let you know when it’s ready.

  53. The Fourth Official says:

    Meh.  John just looks like John.  Teri definitely needs to rethink her foundation choice.

    Wow, she’s teeny tiny, isn’t she?

  54. Elise says:

    Okay, now about this pic.  No, it really isn’t the best one ever, of either of them.  Toni looks really different.  I may not have recognized her on her own.  John always looks like John to me, and I could just eat him up.  The wind is blowing his hair straight up on his head, making him look like he needs a haircut, but whatever.  Good hair, bad hair, too much hair, no hair…it’s all good.  And Toni does seem to be rounder than normal in the belly.  Maybe it’s the wind.  I’m hoping it’s the wind.  I’m not sure I’m able to cope with the idea of her having another one of his babies.

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK seagulls win <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

    But we keeping Xabi and Jamie <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  56. Elise says:

    Wow, MrsXabi and MrsJamie- that is so cool that you’re feeling the JT love!  But I’m pulling on the gloves now, girls!  In the words of the seagulls on ‘Finding Nemo’- Mine.  Mine mine.  Mine.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  57. c9 says:

    TFO thanks for the correction <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />  My dear Elise, please forgive me on that, I should have known better (slaps hand, and wishes I was getting a spanking from my Cris, of course on the behind)! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  58. MrsXabiAlonso_AND_Mr says:

    Fourth that video was freaking awesome!! Loved it!!! We may not have been JT lovers, but we are now!! Time well worth spent, Elise you have a fight on yer hands <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  59. Enough Already says:

    A man in need of a stylist.

  60. The Fourth Official says:

    c9, that’s not John and Toni, it’s John and Elise!!  Silly girl . . .

    I’m glad you liked it, Elise.  It was fun.

  61. Elise says:

    c9- that wasn’t my pic.  TFO chose that one.  I was smiling at it because I was thinking that it ‘could’ be ME and JT!  Well, if I was a bit taller, it could be, but still…

    The one at 1:03 is probably my favourite ever pic of John…and I have like 600 (yes, it’s true…I’m obsessed!).

  62. Elise says:

    TFO- I am crushing on you so hard right now!!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  That was awesome, and it’s even more appreciated because I know you don’t feel the mad JT love.  But OH, I love him so!  Thank you thank you!
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  63. c9 says:

    TFO- you are the sweetest <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />  What a gesture amongst us kickette girls!

    Elise- beautiful collection of JT. I do love the pic of him and Toni kissing and all you can see is a shadow of it!

    Spot on girls, keep the footie love comin’!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  64. lose that girl says:

    Maybe Toni’s got a belly because she just ate dinner…

    Some WAGS do eat (Posh, take note).

  65. The Fourth Official says:

    A little John love for Elise.


  66. c9 says:

    They both look pretty normal to me. I mean come on, when can 2 rich people actually dress down and have a normal night out together? And yes, I also noticed the toe cleavage Toni’s working <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shuteye.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" />