September 25th, 2007
Photo Call: John Terry’s Shorts
Is there any possible explanation for this short/shirt-pulling, self induced front-wedgie action by Chelsea’s main man, John Terry?
Did we miss a memo about the latest way to celebrate a goal?
Is this related to testosterone and other such manly things we do not have the authority to comment on?
Or, as the lovely Lyzette put it in an email to us: “Whatever he is trying to do in this picture, I don’t want to know, ever. It looks painful to him and is certainly painful to me.“
Amen to that.

Im Suprised IT Didnt Fall Out Of His Shorts <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
I Think He Looks Gorgeous <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
Hmm.. I’m sensing a need for a Lamps/Terry cardigan photo post…
Lamps in Red, it is Christmas after all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QSD6aZACM
Lamps in Blue: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/samjadams/…
Tammyv—no WAY! BRILLIANT. Is Lamps’ ladies wear pictured in archives? Can you send kickette a copy to post if not? Hmmm maybe we should request a “who wore it best” feature. Hilarious. (Almost wrote who WHORE it best, guess I know what site I’m at <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> . Thanks for must-have info, D
‘See my thighs are pretty toooooo!!!‘
Subtly scratching jock itch? In which case it must be pretty bad…and definitely TMI. I will never view the man the same again. Although after the photo kickette posted of him in a ladies buttoned cardigan sweater with sequins at the neck, my view was pretty skewed anyway. (And, no, you’ll have to “search” I have no idea which post it accompanied—the wedding announcement maybe?).
I don’t care how upset you are that you were allegedly fouled in the box, you should never EVER imitate a Floridian retiree.
Good God. Any entry titled “John Terry’s shorts” is okay with me. I could stare at a website titled that all day. I wish he’d just take the darn things off and show it all.
Thank you TammyV! Lamps thigh sightings are always a joy to me. And since when did a man that is as ripped as Frank become “fat”? Who is spreading this awful rumor?!?!
it does look a bit uncormfortable, but he’s still sexy, so it works for me, haha
In reality, I think he is saying to a ref that he got fouled by a having his shorts tugged, but that is no fun….so, I am going with his personal sequel of “Revenge of the Nerds” “ROTN: Nerds in Sports”
As for Lamps and his short-shorts, I believe that as a group we encourge a much thigh showing as possible, especially when they are as perfect as Lamps are,
It ain’t pretty.
Fat Franks “I-have-to-show-off-my-thighs-at-every-training-session”- style might have inspired him? It’s Frankies version with a (disturbing) twist.
LoveLamps And TammyV I Agree Lampards Thighs Are Great!! And Fat Frank… Hardly! If He Was Fat He Would Be Able To Play Football :p
Anna brilliant! you are right that is it… he wants to be included in the Thursday Thigh-off
Bella,
More distrubing then JT in the oatmeal colored one is that Lamps has the EXACT same one in red and in blue.