September 25th, 2007

Photo Call: John Terry’s Shorts


Is there any possible explanation for this short/shirt-pulling, self induced front-wedgie action by Chelsea’s main man, John Terry? 

Did we miss a memo about the latest way to celebrate a goal?

Is this related to testosterone and other such manly things we do not have the authority to comment on?

Or, as the lovely Lyzette put it in an email to us: “Whatever he is trying to do in this picture, I don’t want to know, ever. It looks painful to him and is certainly painful to me.“

Amen to that.

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15 Responses to “Photo Call: John Terry’s Shorts”

  1. S A R A H ;; says:

    Im Suprised IT Didnt Fall Out Of His Shorts <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
    I Think He Looks Gorgeous <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  2. kickette says:

    Hmm.. I’m sensing a need for a Lamps/Terry cardigan photo post…

  3. Bella says:

    Tammyv—no WAY! BRILLIANT. Is Lamps’ ladies wear pictured in archives? Can you send kickette a copy to post if not? Hmmm maybe we should request a “who wore it best” feature. Hilarious. (Almost wrote who WHORE it best, guess I know what site I’m at <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> . Thanks for must-have info, D

  4. Anna says:

    ‘See my thighs are pretty toooooo!!!‘

  5. Bella says:

    Subtly scratching jock itch? In which case it must be pretty bad…and definitely TMI. I will never view the man the same again. Although after the photo kickette posted of him in a ladies buttoned cardigan sweater with sequins at the neck, my view was pretty skewed anyway. (And, no, you’ll have to “search” I have no idea which post it accompanied—the wedding announcement maybe?).

  6. Robin says:

    I don’t care how upset you are that you were allegedly fouled in the box, you should never EVER imitate a Floridian retiree.

  7. Johnna says:

    Good God. Any entry titled “John Terry’s shorts” is okay with me. I could stare at a website titled that all day. I wish he’d just take the darn things off and show it all.

  8. LoveLamps says:

    Thank you TammyV!  Lamps thigh sightings are always a joy to me.  And since when did a man that is as ripped as Frank become “fat”?  Who is spreading this awful rumor?!?!

  9. linz says:

    it does look a bit uncormfortable, but he’s still sexy, so it works for me, haha

  10. TammyV says:

    In reality, I think he is saying to a ref that he got fouled by a having his shorts tugged, but that is no fun….so, I am going with his personal sequel of “Revenge of the Nerds” “ROTN: Nerds in Sports”

    As for Lamps and his short-shorts, I believe that as a group we encourge a much thigh showing as possible, especially when they are as perfect as Lamps are,

  11. Ella says:

    It ain’t pretty.

    Fat Franks “I-have-to-show-off-my-thighs-at-every-training-session”- style might have inspired him? It’s Frankies version with a (disturbing) twist.

  12. Becca x says:

    LoveLamps And TammyV I Agree Lampards Thighs Are Great!! And Fat Frank… Hardly! If He Was Fat He Would Be Able To Play Football :p

  13. tammyv says:

    Anna brilliant! you are right that is it… he wants to be included in the Thursday Thigh-off

  14. tammyv says:


    More distrubing then JT in the oatmeal colored one is that Lamps has the EXACT same one in red and in blue.