January 4th, 2008
Photo Call: Liverpool FC’s Holiday Party
Perhaps you’re wondering why we’ve yet to put up the photos of the Liverpool “80s themed” Christmas party.
That’s because they don’t exist. We’ve been dealing with the disappointment by learning Photoshop so we can super-impose a pair of silver glitter leg warmers on Xabi Alonso and give Stephen Gerrard a cute chin dimple with a side of shoulder pads.
Instead of the glorious 80s decade, the Liverpool party theme seems to have been “safe and boring and slightly unattractive”.
The shindig was held in Liverpool at Circo in the Albert Docks and we’ve attached a few images for your viewing displeasure. If you’re short on time and/or attention span, just click through to Fernando Torres’ lavender jumper. If you squint hard enough, you can almost pretend he’s wearing a studded tie-dyed string vest.