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yes moongirl it can hehe x
yes moongirl it can hehe x
oh laura, could you imagine the sernando training sessions and goal celebrations? i would be one happy girl
Horror! Ive just read that Chelsea are after Sergio, no way i could like him if he played there and wouldn’t be anywhere near as fun as watching him play for Real. Stay in Madrid Serg, or better still come to Liverpool. dont be one of Chelski’s playthings.
It was wonderful to see Real win and my favorite Gonzalo Higuain score the winning goal. (Don’t search for him now, Pipita is looking terrible with the slicked back hairstyle.)
Real Madrid does have beautiful players. Raul, Guti, Iker, Fernando Gago (Pintita from my club Boca Juniors), Miguel Torres, Sergio Ramos, Ruben de la Red, Christoph Metzelder, to name a few. I think I can add Adrian Gonzales. The Cantera has gorgeous players in it, too.
Mmm yes I love Agger too but prefer Skrtel if picking my fav red!! <creeps quiely away to avoid ridicule>
thanks ill try it
laura i love dan agger sooooo much
I don’t know if this will work because my brother set it up on my computer for me (you had to download some other program for it to work), but here’s the link I’m ‘watching’ the game on at the moment:
http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/wed7.5/Real_Barcelona.html
Hi Akua!
Bit of a Ramos fan then
Yes girls the Gods have heard us and its raining!!
Is it wrong to think Henrys quite hot – if a ‘little’ arrogant
Natalie, i mentioned you in the reina thread. i said were hoping for some sernando euro pics
Yes it is raining in Madrid, hallelujah!
Moongirl- I won’t hold it against you, each to their own. More pretty boys for us. Anyway Daniel Agger is my numero uno and he is a real man.
Lucylu- I’m 22 (and a half yesterday).
what internet streaming do you use lucyLu
Sergio Ramos! the sexiest man alive!!!!!
and he is drippin’ wet too!
FAINT!
FAINT!
FAINT!
How old are you Laura?
Oo and well done LFC reserves! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
I REALLY REALLY think he is and his tattoo is to die for
Oh and you started something with the ET thing in the Mellberg post – I am now MXA laughing stock HAHA!!!
BTW Laura! Maybe better point out that although I can appreciate the beauty of the Spanish baller I am not, as you may have guessed from my name, a pretty boy lover
Don’t hold it against me though!
Valdes is yum but i liked him better with hair. Real are playing too well, there is a serious lack of Iker, thank god Ramos gets forward.
OT once again but LFC reserves just won the national reserve league, well done boys! shame you are ALL younger than me. when did that happen?
I need to see Valdes again, I want him to be hot.
Thanks again for the pics MG! The links worked fine!
Raul and Robben
Yes, definitely pretty boys
Omg I’ve missed two goals from flicking between webpages! Who scored?
Glad you could open the pics LucyLu im havin major probs with links <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />
I know thats another thread but im trying to watch Spanish hotness on Sky and type so ive stayed in the same place to avoid gettin confused!!!
Have to say coverage is not great but in my limited knowledge of Spanish players theyre all looking good <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
and I have to say Valdes has an excellent haircut <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Spanish pretty boys then, i can agree with that! It took a while for me with Ramos but his passion on the pich helps a lot so keep an eye out tonight.
I wouldn’t say my La Liga knowledge was top notch either but some serious googling and wikipedia research helps.
Haha Laura, I just replied to you in the other thread – we’re so on the same wavelength!
Also add David Villa to the list <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I’ll repost here to keep OT
LucyLu- what exactly do you look for in ur hot La liga ballers? To be fair the sky picture aint that great either, close ups seem to be ok though so lets hope they zoom in on Iker, Raul and Sergio lots.
Oh
MG go and read the post I just made in the Reina thread 
I hope you’ve got screen wipes LucyLu for all those steamy close ups
Oo it’s on tonight?? I don’t have Sky Sports
but I do have internet streaming!
Nothing will stop me ogling the talent!
apparently if spain were to do well in euro 08, sergio would cut his hair
I love wet footballers. In white clingy kits. This is the one day I really wish Iker wore the white too…. mmmmmmm wet, hot Iker….
Ooo yesss! Now this is what I call newsworthy! Ramos’ hair is still the issue for me (is this how Kickette feels about Nando?) but if he got it cut then I’m fairly sure moving to Spain would become my number 1 priority. Also, Raul. Raaauuuul! My first Spanish crush.
Thank you Kickette for cheering me up, had a crappy day today
Raul is hot
i read through the thread Finest 5, 2.0 and i was surprised that he was not mentionned more often
that’s probably because there is too much competition in the Spanish national team to notice him…
he has a lovely wife too,
and i love wet footballers as well
i agree with you shell its ok
I really don’t like Real Madrid, but for now I can ignore the fact that it’s them and concentrate only on the OMFG white kits and the WETNESS (*coughs*), and the clingy, see-through wetness of the white kits…
*scrolls back up to the top of the page to look again*
Not only do I not like Real Madrid, I also don’t know WTF is with THE hair…
But fear not, Sergio, today the ‘WTF hair’ and the
‘oh no-not real madrid’ is all forgotten/put aside/ignored…cos it’s now official…YOU ARE MOST DEFINTELY A HOTTIE and i’m not at all ashamed to admit that YES I want to have crazy, wild, headboard-banging sex with you, possibly more than once…
(there i said it, and not everyone will agree, but I DON’T CARE!!)
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
(my word is body85 – LOL)
woah i love sergio and with iker in the pic as well…it just doesnt get much better. seriously words dont describe how im feeling right now..hot, wet sergio…
Oh. A wet Sergio. Love that boy. Just plain hot.
Raul… Delicious

Now that is what I call hot
These pics and his fantastic run and pass on sunday may just have just cemented Sergio in the empty space on my FF.
AWWW….lovely on so many levels
Who is Diarra spanking now?
Sigh………………………….sigh.
I’m speechless for a change!!! (And spanking?!!! Hmmmm).
Plus, my security word is anything94. Damn right, 94 times!
I’ve seen Ruud. I am now happy.
Mrs XA thats el capitano Raul.
Thanks you kickette! uve made my day. i watched this match and it was brilliant. ramos and iker mmmm.. and boy the spanish know how to celebrate, 3am dancing round the cibeles fountain
Who’s the guy in the second picture, blowing kisses?? He looks nice.
Aww…I think all football matches should be played in the rain while wearing white.
For the aesthetic value of the game.
I’m moving to Spain, pronto. How come the Spanish lads who come over here every summer never look that good?!?
Did you girls click on the pic? You get 4 lovely shots for the price of one. Thanks, Kickette.
I like wet footballers. What’s not to like? Clingy garments. Transparent garments. Clingy transparent garments. It’s all good.
also Heeeelloooo transparent white kit
aww Gago is such a sweetie
Never thought I’d appriciate rain.
Kickette, I love you. Thank you. Sergio…mmmm. Don’t care about the hair. Rain. Spanish ballers.
I’ve come over all flustered!
I love the rain. mmmmmmmmm
Yay! Boys! I’m so proud! 31! 31! 31!
Raul *blows kisses back at him* I love you, my captain!
Sergio…why you so awesome? And hot bb?
Iker. Oh Iker. Your jumping around in joy and excitement never fails to make me smile.
Excellent job this season, boys.
Viva Real!
Dani-you spell Niko’s surname wrong-it’s Kranjcar.

There is nothing wrong with 16 year olds-unless they are trying to steal my toy boy Niko(you naughty girl).I know he is 23 but he looks lot younger.He is sweeter than chocolate bonbons.Don’t worry-there is enough of him for both(me first-you wait two years).
Yes but we’re not imagining doing dirty things with you Dani
Oh and i was wrong about Ricardo ive checked my facts and hes actually 30 on 18 May!!!
That could do it – hes very old
whats wong with 16 year olds , im 16 x
LucyLu-we are in luck-it’s tomorrow-o5/o7 22.00 CET
Drink lots of water so you don’t dehidrate while drooling over hot balers.If hotness is anything to go by than Real should definitely win(only hot factor in Barcelona is Henry).Pay attention to Miguel Torres (hope he plays)and Iker,Sergio Ramos….(oh I can’t wait)
I watched Milan-Inter this week,now this and this weekend I will hope that ManU lose so that Chelsea can take the title.Oh so much hotness in one week *oh what a great week*
Raul and Casillas – I heart you!
Its on tomorrow night (live on Sky Sports 1 if you have it) so we all need to be out doing a rain dance – especially as its at home so theyll have the white kit on again
I can’t believe ive done this but i just googled the long fingered curly one and hes nearly the same age as me (28)
Honeybee: Sometimes resistance is futile
When is the Real Madrid/Barcelona game MG?
Me too!
I blame Skrtel for this you know – if he didnt come from a country which like ours couldnt manage to qualify i could have slipped him in, in Philippes absence and RC would be banished from my mind
Back on topic im looking forward to the Real Madrid/Barcelona game – i hope its still raining!!!
It’s raining men.

Oh how I like Real and their hot spanish and other balers.Oh things I would like to do them-I would like to …*you now what I mean*
And there is just something about Sergio Ramos that I can’t resist(and I don’t try to much,at all in fact).
Yeah, 3 years is nothing
I’m hoping the Euros will uncover so many unknowns that you’ll forget all about Ricardo!
Kind of in between LucyLu – im 26 (i’ll be 27 in Nov!) so i feel that three year age difference is not too great with Mr S <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Snowballin with RC? Hmm do you think so – i did watch the highlights and still feel as bad <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/gulp.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="gulp" style="border:0;" />
Oh im sure i’ll grow out of it <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Yes, I like to think so MG! What about you? Are you a cougar? Or a young-un like Mrs X and Malin?
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE REAL MADRID
Ole, ole, ole, Real, Real. Ole, ole, ole, Real, Real.
So, I finally got tickets to see them this fall. Excited much? Deffo.
I’ll get to see my lovely Iker’s shining beacon hands of God.
beautiful photograph!
Ah yes found it! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Ok i can see your point about 16 year olds <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Ideal age for Mr Fab though!!!!!
In the Carrick baby thread a bunch of us revealed our ages yesterday! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
LucyLu – you’ve prob told me this before (sorry i have a very bad memory!) but how old are you?
I was just checking he wasn’t 16 or 17 Moongirl!
I sense your interest in RC is snowballing?
He’s ok, but I think I’ll leave the dads to Fourth

19… ok they’re getting younger and younger these days but I’ll take it. Welcome to my list of Spanish hotties, Adrian. Thanks Natalie
I think you worry far too much about age LucyLu – its only a number just like his IQ and his inside leg measurement
Don’t worry im not deserting Philippe i will be true in my love for him til the end of time <sighs romantically>
However i think his team will be out of the Euros before Portugal so i can perv on RC in between consoling Sendy
oh hes 19 but his dad is like 45
http://33.img.v4.skyrock.com/33a/canteranos/pics/513045221_small.jpg
Ooh yes, he’ll do quite nicely! Is he in the Spanish national team?
(On a separate note, how old is he?
I feel like I could be entering jailbait territory if his dad is still hot…)
And Moongirl – don’t make me write to Philippe again!
yummmmm x
his dad used to play for real madrid too, hes quite hot
no offence malin x
Thanks Natalie – thats absolutely yummy!!!!
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ivwxa1&s=3
sorry i dont think the other link works
erm i just googled him but there is also a baseball player with the same name so its really hard to find them
i got this one
http://i26.tinypic.com/ivwxa1.jpg
Oh God! Divided team loyalties!
The Swiss or the Portugese?????????
Natalie, that guy looks cuuute – any more pics where that one came from?
All of those Spanish hotties are indeed in the squad (last time I looked) although I think Raul has been dropped, to much outcry. He was like the Spanish Becks, except a striker. (I really don’t know much about Spanish football so if anyone else does and wants to step in please do.. I’m going to what I’ve picked up whilst randomly googling Cesc and Nando
)
And yes the long fingered one is in the Portuguese squad – he was the one Rooney stomped when he got sent off in Euro 2004. Eww Moonie!
nando looks good with short and long hair so he could look good
oh and you can add adrian gonzalez to your list
hes a potential hottie
http://www.fifa.com/mm/photo/tournament/competition/adrian_gonzalez_1_9241_sq_medium.jpg
Ah yes the Euros!
Im so excited cos i can watch purely for visual pleasue this time without chewing my fingernails down to the knuckle seeing England play!
Sorry to sound thick (apart from Cesc i don’t really do Spanish ballers) but are most of the discussed favs in the Spain squad?
and im even more ashamed to ask but is the long fingered curly portugese one in their squad
haha baby bat but yes he is hot and has dodgy hair but he he reminds me of nando x
yeah i seen him in the white suit with the bright green shirt, my mind doesn really wanna remember it lol
his tattoos are sooooo hot
And I don’t think the England squad is even 10% hot, I just said that to give kudos to Gerrard’s thighs. And Michael Owen. And *sometimes* Joe Cole.
*Draws line*
Spain however: Nando, Cesc, Xabi, Iker, David Villa, Raul, Sergio’s bod, and the as yet undiscovered!
Hmmm yes i see your point about the hair!
Im also a touch concerned about the baby bat crawling out of the top of his shorts <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />
Nice tatts!!!!
Here Moonie, you can see how the hair interferes can’t you?
http://www.diezminutos.orange.es/extra/diezminuto…
Be grateful the England squad is at least 10% hot LucyLu!
Sendy is carrying the Swiss squad on his hotness alone!!!
Do you have the topless pic – just so i can judge for myself? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Ok and the wet ones above <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
I so want to feel the Sergio love but there’s been only picture that I’ve drooled over and that was a shirtless one
Wow! whoever said ‘the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain’ was clearly blind!!!!!
There is nothing plain about any of these dripping hotties <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!
Mmmm
Oh no, don’t get me wrong, England will always be my team but our squad is only 10% hot, as opposed to Spain’s 60% with a further 20% wrapped up in potential (actual stats Kickettes, yes I’ve done the ‘math’) <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
i agree natalie, i dont think he’d look that good with short hair, maybe someone could photoshop him for us? anyway i kinda like his hair except when he overstyles it and looks more fem than me!
haha i dont really support england eithre, just the team where the liverpool players are in that match. i dont actually think he would look very good with short hair
In the top pic, is that guy (no 6?) spanking the one on the floor? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/surprise.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="surprised" style="border:0;" />
Natalie – Reeeeaally? Yet *another* reason to support Spain this summer! Funny, I’m finding more reasons to support Spain than I’ve ever had for supporting England <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Yeeeees… I'm trying to imagine this picture without the shirts now xD
Oh I hate new technology! – Im so stupid it won't even let me register!!!!! BTW: When it asks for a pic can it be of anything??