November 30th, 2007

Pitter Patter: Kaká and Caroline

imageNews has been circulating on the ever reliable internet that Ricardo Kaká’s wife, Caroline Celico, is four months pregnant with their first child. No official announcements have been made, and since we have no idea how to speak any foreign language other than drunkese we cannot confirm this 100% for you yet.

But we will confirm that any offspring of this couple will be so cute all puppies, bunnies and baby deer will be relegated to ‘meh’ status or lower. Kaká fans, we know you will agree.

Caroline and Kaká have been married for two years (she is just twenty years old), and they spend much of their time looking at each other in the mirror. Or at least we would, if we were them.

In an interesting quote, a source in the Brazilian press said: “Kaká says he is happy to be a father. Carol is also calm about having a child.”

Perhaps something was lost in the translation, as ‘calm’ is a strange emotion to have when pregnant with Kaká’s bubba, no? We would be sending out press releases with “Nyah Nyah!” written all over them.

UPDATE: Double congrats to Kaka, who has made the shortlist for FIFA’s World Player of the Year award.

thanks mj!

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26 Responses to “Pitter Patter: Kaká and Caroline”

  1. paruresis says:

    Wish the best for the pretty couple.

  2. michelle TN says:

    HOLY CRAP Fourth Official!  My jaw just dropped reading your last line.  But don’t worry, Kaka is really wonderful and he would never cheat on Caroline.  I’m rather positive a/b this.  Kaka is SO far from being like John Terry so let’s have some faith in this man.

  3. The Fourth Official says:

    Now,  after all the John Terry nightclub shenanigans (actually to call them “shenanigans” is to put too much of a gloss on them) and all the man ho’ cheatin’ rat bastard crap that’s going on in the EPL, THIS is a refreshing couple.  I *love* this couple.  I don’t care if his name is Kaka and he won the Ballon d’Or instead of Cristiano.  This is a beautiful couple who obviously know the meaning of commitment and fidelity and mutual support and true love.  And if I EVER hear that he’s cheating on this lovely young woman, I’m going to find him myself and cut off his gorgeous Brazilian balls.

  4. Maria Eduarda says:

    I didn’t mention I live in S

  5. Maria Eduarda says:

    Hii!! Kak

  6. April says:

    I was so jealous when I found out his wife was the same age as me Lol. But then I realized how much I liked being single. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    That baby can go to ways… One extraordinary beautiful baby or…. not. (Too much of a good thing, maybe? Let’s see how Shiloh turns out to see if that proves true?)

  7. ella says:

    Awwww, they’re such a cutie couple. Their babies are going to be gorgeous!!

  8. Cesc's lil bird says:

    Agreed! Even as an arsenal supporter, i wouldn’t want anybody else winning it. Wtf was going on when cesc fabs wasnt on the shortlist tho? Well congrats to kaka, nonetheless

  9. freddiegirl says:

    Kaya, you hit on the head perfectly what I meant in a roundabout way…it’s the super-religiousl thing; it weirds me out as well.

  10. kaya says:

    Am I the only one who thinks Kaka’s looks peaked when he was about 16? Don’t get me wrong, he looks 16 this pic, but not nearly as cute as he was when he first started playing professionally.
    No doubt wifey is pretty, but like 12 years old pretty. I find the image of her in a wedding dress rather disturbing, though yes, if you’re going to be a virgin when you get married, hopefully you do get married quite young.
    I know Kaka’s a good person, and certainly his wife is, too, but super-religious people weird me out.

  11. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />  i jus can’t get over how cutie they are.
    @ freddiegirl, they do look like brother and sister a little.

  12. il est avec moi says:

    awwww. They’re so cutie together. Better yet if it’s a combination of them both,lol. I think their kids will be really cute. Sweet lil things.

  13. Cate says:

    Uhm, excuse me. Torres for world player, kthxbai.

    Of the three who actually made it, I vote Messi. Because he’s not a dirty, cheating, diving bastard.

    Oh yes. I went there.

  14. michelle says:

    Aw, great news for Kaka and his wife!  I LOVE Kaka!—and you know he’s going to win the FIFA world player award this year—Messi and C. Ron have no chance.

  15. tammyv says:

    God that kid has the potential to be the most beautiful baby ever created…Congrats to them

  16. Mom says:

    Caroline confirmed to an Italian magazine, “Chi”, that she’s pregnant <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  17. Robin says:

    That baby will be born with a full on Disney-worthy panapoly of birds singing, flowers blooming. In fact I’m picturing something like the Snow White singing in the forest scene.

  18. freddiegirl says:

    EEEEP!  Virgins?!?  In this day and age?  I don’t know wether or not I find that cute or just freaky…!

    And am I the only one who is disturbed by the fact that they not only look 15, both of them, but they look like brother and sister!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well, congrats to them though….smile

  19. RedGirl says:

    They look so cute together… Congrats to the happy couple!!

    I checked some brazilian papers and it wasn’t a translation thing: Caroline is “tranq

  20. Johnna says:

    My god, I think my teeth actually just melted from the amount of sweet in one article.

    Congrats to them. Though I want reimbursement for my teeth.

  21. Cesc's lil bird says:

    I think they’re the cutest thing ever. Kaka has always said he’s wanted kids and now he’s getting one. They’re so cute together… He was quoted as saying he can’t wait to become a father and to hold his baby in his arms… Cute! I was gushing when i read this. Gushing, i kid you not!

  22. brandy says:

    Yes indeed Ms Kickette I read in La Gazzetta this week that they are indeed 4 months along. There will be birds singing, fairies present at the birth which I am sure will not include labor or pain or any type of goriness. A stork might actually be involoved.

    Get ready for this gasper which makes them even more storied: They got married when he was 25 and she was 20…. as VIRGINS. BOTH OF THEM. They dated for like 3 years and decided to WAIT and be perfect and beautiful and pure.

    I can’t even be jealous they are so idyllic!

  23. chango says:

    love the site. Celico is hot. And Momo is correcto. It was also on El Universal. And here

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