November 30th, 2007
Pitter Patter: Kaká and Caroline
News has been circulating on the ever reliable internet that Ricardo Kaká’s wife, Caroline Celico, is four months pregnant with their first child. No official announcements have been made, and since we have no idea how to speak any foreign language other than drunkese we cannot confirm this 100% for you yet.
But we will confirm that any offspring of this couple will be so cute all puppies, bunnies and baby deer will be relegated to ‘meh’ status or lower. Kaká fans, we know you will agree.
Caroline and Kaká have been married for two years (she is just twenty years old), and they spend much of their time looking at each other in the mirror. Or at least we would, if we were them.
In an interesting quote, a source in the Brazilian press said: “Kaká says he is happy to be a father. Carol is also calm about having a child.”
Perhaps something was lost in the translation, as ‘calm’ is a strange emotion to have when pregnant with Kaká’s bubba, no? We would be sending out press releases with “Nyah Nyah!” written all over them.
UPDATE: Double congrats to Kaka, who has made the shortlist for FIFA’s World Player of the Year award.