July 6th, 2009

Lazy Links and Randoms

Does Christoph Metzelder have a new gal-pal? Rumour has it that Marie Wellmann, who works in PR for a swanky hotel, is the lucky lady. Nothing officially confirmed yet, but the pair have been seen together at several different events recently. Watch this space.

Lots of weddings to celebrate: Alberto Gilardino married his girlfriend Alice, Alvaro Arbeola tied the knot in Zaragoza, Ruben de la Red married his fiancee Tania,  and Mancini married his girl Vanessa.

The Beckhams celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary this weekend. Wow. A decade of Goldenballs. Imagine having that on your CV.

Oh: please, we implore you. Check out this photo of the very first time Victoria and David met. Are you dying?

imageLooking for a night out with cocktails, great tunes and mingling with footballers? Head to WAG/baller staple nightclub Ithaca on July 9th for the Dolce Vita launch party being held by two of our favourite Manchester Kickettes. Bring a micro mini, it’s going to be a hot one! More details here (as pdf file), including how to RSVP and get on the guest list.

Cheryl Cole is gifted a robot vacuum cleaner from Danii Minogue. This is disturbing on many levels. Let’s start with the insinuation that Cheryl has the time or inclination to clean her own house. Blasphemy.

Has the Body Heat Tanning Salon worked out some sort of deal with Real Madrid?

Yikes. Wayne Rooney needed stitches after a mishap on his holiday yacht. Livin’ large can be dangerous, y’all.

Frank Lampard has left the skeeves. He’s now on daddy duty with his daughters in Spain, and we couldn’t be happier.

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23 Responses to “Lazy Links and Randoms”

  1. Wazza's Freckles says:

    Poor Wazza! I hope Wayne hasn’t disfigured his cute little ear because I’d have to photoshop my profile pic.

  2. BarcaGirl says:

    mmmm… it’s been said that reds aren’t the freshest produce on the aisle… but what the heck, you definitely gotta give metze’s girl some props for working for a living, which is way more than i can say for other wags. so kudos to marie, for sure. and oh, congrats to becks and victoria!;p

  3. Dreamgirl says:

    Be more careful in the future, Wayne. I’m afraid injuries are not an option for you this season.

  4. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    wow so many weddings, and Poor Wayne

  5. LynxKitten says:

    JLX, her name was Anne-Marie Warnkross or something, she got married to a TV show star of sorts I think.

  6. aristeia says:

    Congrats to all the newlyweds! I hoped that Gila would have trimmed his locks for the event, but no go. Ah well, Alice looked gorge.

    Nothing like seeing Victoria in a bikini to realize just how awfully skinny she is.

    Oh dear Wayne, hope everything’s okay now. Not good to give your wife a fright when she’s pregnant.

    Frank playing w/ his girls is adorable.

  7. The Fourth Official says:

    I have no idea who Christopher is but his girl is classy. Poor Wayne. Big ouch. :(

  8. justlikexabi says:

    hehe what was the first name of Metze's ex? Anna-Marie?

  9. bismarcksotto says:

    Way to go, Metze! This lady is the head PR-manager of the Berlin Regent Hotel, a five-star joint and arguably among the best 3 hotels of the city.

    I’d say she doesn’t only work for a living but would probably even be able to support him from her salary as well. And she’ll be a match for his intellect.

    Best German WAG in a long time. Cudos to the man and his good taste.

  10. Mrs Metzelder (n says:

    Metze has a girl?? My Metze??? *runs away crying inconsolably*

  11. alessandra says:

    boohoo, my parents should've named me marie since it seems that he's quite attracted to that name.:( LOL anyway, that's all i can say for now since my heart is breaking over the metze mourning news. HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY, DAVID & VICTORIA!? :D

  12. truly_thata says:

    Finally he's move on from Warnkroos..Good for him!

  13. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Wayne heal quickly, we need yo to be fit and healthy! Posh, when Posh was a 'normal' size!

  14. AnnaBlume says:

    As justlikexabi said, Simon Rolfes got married as well. Here's a picture of him and Jennifer on their wedding day: <img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/LuiseLoewenzahn/fussball/rolfes2.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  15. blue_skyz says:

    Awwww!! I approve if Marie is really Metze's girlfriend :) Seems like her job is really demanding tho – girlfriend deserves all the Loubys that she could get her hands on! And never seen Metze smiled like in those pics – for a while now – so goodonya! Y felicidades Ruben y Tania!! What a gorgeous couple – her Rosa Clara dress is soo pretty!

  16. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    I liked her. if Metze's girl was a random skank I'd just die. Marie's all fancy just like him. yay, wedding season! lucas leiva(from liverpool) married his girl ariana this weekend as well. and alexandre pato is marrying sthefany tomorrow. and robinho gets married on thursday. aw, Lamps!

  17. justlikexabi says:

    hmmmmm I quite like Metze's new girl except her lips. and hey, Simon Rolfes married his Jenny.

  18. LoveLamps says:

    Metze has a girlfriend? Well let's hope that doesn't last. And for heaven's sakes, don't get this wedding bug that's going around Metze! Frank, perfection as usual. That is all.

  19. Mrs Lampard (The Only) says:

    Lovely Frank..lovely girls….sooo cute!!!

  20. AnnaBlume says:

    The Fourth Official, Metze is a German defender. He used to play for Dortmund, but has been with Real Madrid for a while now, mostly sitting on the bench though. More importantly though, he’s gorgeous. ;D Proof here. Did I mention he also has a gorgeous voice? ;D

  21. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    aww Simon’s wedding pic is just adorable. lol, AnnaB! Metze’s gorgeous voice really can’t be forgotten *-*

  22. carly says:

    I’m so lost for words with each of these items, I don’t even know where to begin. But I’ll say one thing because I think it’s important: no groom of mine would EVER wear white. Gah.

  23. carly says:

    I’m so lost for words with each of these items, I don’t even know where to begin. But I’ll say one thing because I think it’s important: no groom of mine would EVER wear white. Gah.