June 25th, 2008
Pool Break: Wayne and Coleen Rooney
Image via Splash News/KEYSTONE Press
Here’s a snap of Wayne and Coleen Rooney on honeymoon in Las Vegas. Even though Coleen is probably spending much of her time fighting off the aggressive flyer hander-outers who knock you out of the way in order to hand your man a stack of advertisments that make the ones you see in UK phone boxes look tame and PG-rated, the newlyweds look to be having a great time.
They spent all day yesterday chilling by the pool and drinking. Wayne even had a fag at the end of the afternoon. We’re far more concerned with Wayne’s inability to catch a sun tan than his nicotine intake. It’s as if his skin repells the sun like a handy built in reflector shield. We’re learning new things about our Wayne every day, we are.