October 23rd, 2012

Pose Off: Sergio Ramos vs Leo Messi

Sergio Ramos flexing in the above promo for the November issue of Men’s Health Espana or Leo Messi’s khaki craze for something or other.¬†Who wins?

Well, to paraphrase Brooks of Yahoo’s Dirty Tackle writes, a ‘baller modelling clothes pales in comparison to a ‘baller modelling bulgey briefs. Thus, we gotta give this no contest to Sergio Ramos.

Betcha didn’t see that one coming.

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53 Responses to “Pose Off: Sergio Ramos vs Leo Messi”

  1. en there to support my team, and Rod is a total legend! Also it's so nice to read all the nice comments about Celtic, I am so proud of them! Not only that i cannot believe i got to see Barca! Bringing

  2. Alecia says:

    After watching this I should perform and Act of Contrition, but I'm not Repentant. :)

  3. Neeltje says:

    I usually don't like tattoo's, but on Sergio ..hmhm. He is an exception.
    Messi should be outside, playing football with his neigbour kids

  4. Pinkkiwi72 says:

    Please someone stop Messi doing any modelling at all, please, he just isn't meant to do that to himself. he is fantastic to watch playing football and being a humble cute argentinian, receiving upteem awards, etc, etc, but not to pose for a camera and attempt to be sexy. God forbid that he actually does an undies photo-op one day???????

  5. Siv says:

    I can't. 1) That black turtleneck in the vid was an abomination. 2) pilar rubio gets to see the rest of that eagle tattoo… BUT THIS VIDEO IS PROOF WHY SERGIO IS ON FINEST FIVE =D

  6. AnnaV says:

    Going to watch video again

    and again

  7. AnnaV says:

    OH ….MY…..G-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ramos was hot with his long hair but now! holy mother of all things – that video is ssssmokin!
    Messi is just an adorable little bro, specially with his new 'do, but NO WAY any competition for the hotness that is Ramos!

  8. NamSom says:

    tell me I'm hallucinating, but I'm SURE I saw a bulge in that video two days ago and it doesn't seem to be there anymore in the versions I found today….???

    • Alecia says:

      You're absolutely right. I saw the version with the, um, PACKAGE. And, yes ladies, the capital letters are totally appropriate!!! They must have felt he would put to shame all their male readers (are there any?) and edited it out.

  9. xoWinnie says:

    i always laugh when I see comparisons like these lol, let's be honest if they were nobodies in the real world (no club affiliations, no "best player ever ever ever" titles, no nothing, just two regular guys walking down the street Sergio would manage to turn some heads. Leo? probs not. just saying. also, i've never met any female ('cept a Barca fan or 2) who legitimately finds Messi attractive…i've heard "he's…cute…ish…" but never "omg he is so handsome" etc.

    p.s. I can't stop laughing at that photo…i just can't! so many things that are just…WRONG, i can't really even take the time to go into it all lmaoo

  10. Dr. Heidi says:

    Just watch it again, and OWWWWWW, just stepped on my tongue. Again….

  11. Dr. HEidi says:

    I meant office approved PORN…..cripes, I can't even type anymore….

  12. Dr. Heidi says:

    I must stop moaning every time I play this video….my co workers are beginning to think I have some horrible illness….how many times does one have to watch this office approved port before my eyes actually melt? Good lord Ramos, you are freakin' killing me…..

  13. Utd Girl says:

    I didn't even see Messi on the title actually…

    I saw this vid on HB&HB and ahhh TO DIE FOR!

    I just want to lick Sergio's body! Hahaha

  14. Lisa says:


    I found the best job in the world: putting oil on that sexy body ;)

  15. Natalie says:

    Like this was EVER a competition!!!

  16. Demetra says:

    Is this even a competition? come on lol

  17. Scorpio Girl says:

    Messi a short, little un-attractive man vs. Sergio..tall, body to die for..even tho I haven't recovered from the loss of the most beautiful hair in the world.. I think I would have no problems issueing him a wig for him as well ..just look at the body.. not sure this is even a legit contest.. :D

    • Kristina says:

      Tall? Ramos? He has always seemed average or even short to me. Maybe it's because I'm Swedish. We are generally quite tall. I'm one of the exceptions though.

      • xoWinnie says:

        probably because you're Swedish, but 6 feet is a pretty decent height most places i've been. he's considerably taller than the majority of Barca players lol

    • Lisa says:

      Well the short, little un-attractive man set a foundation to help sick children while the tall, body to die for just sits there and looks pretty. Looks are not the only thing in life. + Messi is attractive, you don't have to like but no need to be mean.

      • hell_girl says:

        this is not a charity contest ok.besides Ramos also has foundation for kids with a down syndrome. saying Messi is little it's not being mean is being realist.

      • xoWinnie says:

        why don't you put your money where your mouth is next time? you obviously don't know a thing about Ramos if you claim all he does is "sit there and look pretty". Sergio may not have a foundation in his name, but he's done charity work before, with Unicef if i remember correctly, and a Spanish charity which helps disadvantaged kids. so now what? he's "pretty", charitable, and loves kids, and at the end of the day Scorpio Girl (and myself) will still find Messi ugly.

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        Although this is not a character vs character contest or who have the best charitable heart contest, you would be shocked how charitable Ramos is, why do people always have to add Messi did that and this charity, everyone know almost all footballers are involved in charity, no?
        Messi in reality is a cute, no way he would been a model if he wasn't a footballer, while Ramos if he wasn't a footballer, he would most probably been a model looking like this

  18. sarakhatmi says:

    OH MY GOD!!! Ramos is on fire! my god he is perfect….. those abs, that body and well lower parts…he is totaly amazing…and he has forever damaged al men for me…Messi who???? Sergio Ramos is sex!

  19. Marielinha says:

    Is this a trick question Kickettes? If not, I am even more confused because, hello…Ramos ……….. shirtless and oiled.

  20. Kristina says:

    I love you for this Kickette! Why not a pose off? They're both cute lads. That being said, when you're putting a video of Mario Gomez or Pablo Osvaldo out there, I'll watch. Then I'll REALLY watch, I mean ;) .

    • Gladys says:

      Yes, Osvaldo. (Sigh.) He's the only player who can make me break out of the boyishly handsome attraction mode. I think a Ramos, Mario G., Osvaldo pose-off might cause a Kickette server explosion, though.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      Messi is cute as your adorable little smart brother that you look to show off for your friend because he is cute!
      While Ramos is simply very hot man who happens to play football, while Messi is modeling because he is a famous footballer! no competition.

      • Kristina says:

        Same same, but different.

        • Kristina says:

          Meaning that, while that is absolutely true about Messi, it is also true about Ramos. I don't think he would land a professional modeling job if he wasn't a famous footballer. He has a lot of bulging muscles, but I se those everyday at my local gym. Why I think you and me, and everybody else here, goes bananas over this video is because we "know" him. From the pitch, from interviews, from crazy goal celebrations.

          That being said, thank god for videocameras and producers with ideas involving semi-nekkid footballers ;) .

  21. dancingapples says:

    This isn't even a competition. Leo strikes me as terribly sweet, but maybe a little hapless and Sergio is just pure sex.

  22. mina says:

    The Ramos is sex!

    Messi who?

  23. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Did I read the title right? Pose off, vs? What?
    Kickette I demand a rewrite to this title :p Ramos video is something of a dream fantasy and you put it in compassion with Messi? In this real life?

    November is going to be written to be named forever as " Sergio" month because I don't want to ever forget I saw this! I am done it is either Ramos or Ramos!

  24. tammyv says:

    Brooks out did himself (almost) with that one… "Stupid Sergio Ramos."

    God that made being at the office at 5:00 A.M. worthwhile

  25. Kimmunism says:


    …Unless you’ve got Torres in nothing more than a bowtie and a smile, Ramos’ offering here will always win!

  26. Marie04 says:

    Need I say more why I sooooo love the Ramos.. *sighs* (with dreamy eyes)

  27. Miss_F says:

    Sergio Ramos deciding to have a hair cut was the best decision he ever made! He looks so much more grown up and sexy!

    He definitely rivals David Beckham in the oiled up/undies/abs to die for photoshoots! (And thats saying something, considering I’m a diehard Becks fan!)

    Looking awesome Sergio… *drool*

  28. gin_in_teacups says:

    Kickette, how even? We are talking The Ramos. In his underwear. All oiled up. And abs. And…and…lower down things. Why is anybody else even mentioned in this post?

    Meanwhile, I would like to take this time to say ffekeksjefgdgshgsdghsdghjhdfjhfdjhdfgjghjhbvhfjd…SEX. My brain just cannot function anymore and Sergio, while I love you for doing this, it might also be the final nail in the coffin of my social life. Any chance another man might have ever had has now been demolished.

    • darkchild says:

      "Kickette, how even? We are talking The Ramos. In his underwear. All oiled up. And abs. And…and…lower down things. Why is anybody else even mentioned in this post? "

      Indeed. Second. Much more eloquently stated than I could have done.

      Xabi Alonso, Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Ramos … life ruiners play for Real Madrid.

  29. Gladys says:

    I think you're going to wish you had disabled the comments section for this one, Kickette. (I say this in good fun, of course.)

    • Kristina says:

      Two minds, one thought Gladys ;) .

      • Gladys says:

        Ha. I have to admit that as much as I adore Leo, whenever Brooks writes his Leo columns, I always laugh. The Legos obsession gets me every time.

        • Kristina says:

          Brooks Peck kills me! I love his take on Kaka as well. And on Mourinho, Zlatan, and Leo too. The little Lego-loving boy who can't stop scoring even if he wanted to.

  30. German_Girl says:

    Yes, it has to be The Ramos. Leo is like the cute little brother – just can't think of him 'that way', no matter how much in awe you are when you watch him play.

    I have to say, Sergio is really growing on me. I could never see why women used to go crazy over him in the past, but since he cut his hair…and now this… not bad. Not bad at all. :D