May 30th, 2008

Posh and Marc Jacobs: The Crazy Continues

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And so, the Victoria Beckham for Marc Jacobs madness continues.

Not pretty, not cute, just shite.

Anyone else getting put off this label by this unending shilling of terribly lit stark-as-all-get-out”art”?

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48 Responses to “Posh and Marc Jacobs: The Crazy Continues”

  1. Yasichelsea says:

    as kickette says: JUST SHITE

  2. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I don't understand how VB looks at this ad campaign and thinks it's a huge hit. Looking at this picture I'm not sure if I'm supposed to understand this dress or not.

  3. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    There is no part of this random ensemble that i vaguely like! The dress looks like someone got pissed off and attacked it with scissors, the shoes are so impractical and it looks like she has something growing out of her head! As for the woman wearing it..well, there isn't much i like about that either! If she smiled every once in a while, she might look nicer…the pitbull snarl does nothing for me!

  4. c9 says:

    I, I, I, I……..have no comment! (BLAH!!!)

  5. rania says:

    This is like 'Zoolander' coming to life.

  6. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I'm going to say what I say everytime I see these pictures, I JUST DON'T GET IT!!!!

  7. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I don’t understand how VB looks at this ad campaign and thinks it’s a huge hit. Looking at this picture I’m not sure if I’m supposed to understand this dress or not.

  8. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m going to say what I say everytime I see these pictures, I JUST DON’T GET IT!!!!

  9. Avenath says:

    How is it possible that Marc Jacobs can make law-breakers like Naomi Campbell and Winona Ryder look good, but end up giving us Posh looking extremely BAD?…i can't stop looking at that thing on her head…

  10. Aoife says:

    Rode hard and put away wet! Looks like streaky fake tan, or mud, all over her. Stop it now Marc Jacobs. You’re so much better than this.

  11. Kind of ironic, given how tanned she’s always been. But it’s nice to see how she’s realized the danger.

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  15. Lawyer Jokes says:

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  16. bookmole says:

    She just looks so ugly.  And Posh never looks ugly.  Weird, wacky and wonderful, yes.  Ugly – no.

    Also somewhat dirty.  Physical dirty, not get into bed now dirty.  In a bad way.

  17. DC says:

    enough is enough.

    please, please stop before I completely stop liking you both.

  18. Aaron says:

    Continue sly!

  19. Damn, she looks a bit like the mummy at frankensteins castle.

  20. lol says:

    SM, perfectly said. you almost made me choke with laughter while eating.

  21. Signora Maldini says:

    Oh the horror.

  22. Venice says:

    Oh God.

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  24. Ice Princess says:

    I love Marc Jacobs and Posh but these ads are nothing short of horrible, it’s a relief to know that Marc will be going back to using models for his next campaign.

  25. Cherry says:

    The more I see of these adverts, the more I like them. You must have a sense of humor about them.

  26. RedGirl (Mrs. Casill says:

    And just when you think that it can't get any worse…

  27. dos santos girl says:

    sscaaaaaaarrrry! Did she just crawl out of a dumpster?!?!

  28. jax says:

    Why doesn't VB realise that Marc Jacobs really hates her ? What other explanation is there for this continued demented Teletubbie look ?!!

  29. Brandy says:

    Why do they insist on making her look horrible in these? Can't they still get the effect they are looking for using "ugly pretty"?

  30. boo says:

    UGLY! a bitch(female dog) in the rain looks much better on other things they photoshopped her feet and i find that hilarious: they make an unflattering pic, but decide that her feet need some 'attention'

  31. Moongirl says:

    No I don't get it either! She looks like shes had a cat fight down a Manc back street!!! BTW: My nans arms aren't that scrawny and old looking and shes eighty one!

  32. lose that girl says:

    Wha? Did she wake up in a dumpster??? Designer trash – stinky!! Looks like she's got a bunch of snotty tissues stuck to her dress. Ah-CHOO!!!!!!!

  33. Bella says:

    Some of the other ads were cute and funny. In this one I think they were going for, what we used to call in my jaded youth, the freshly f*cked look, proving the versatile uses of fashion ;-) . If she's that freshly rattled it must have been meant to be a hell of a f*ck …which one would assume anyway coming, as it were, from the assumed partner. Looking at it that way kind of makes me not remember — or give a shite about — what the dress looks like. Plus get a little crosseyed myself.

  34. sarabee says:

    It just looks ridiculous, like the rest of the campaign. Her face looks filthy-dirty and like all her facial muscles have collapsed. I cannot believe that VB likes these finalised shots of herself. But Im sure she would have something to say and done about it if she didn't. Which just leaves me totally confused!

  35. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    No, no Victoria this is not right simple wrong..

  36. FootballerChick43 - says:

    You know, believe it or not… I think I kind of like it. Its just crazy enough to be cool. I mean, some of the other random poses he's had her do have been utter shite but this.. this is actually semi-decent.

  37. HoneyBee says:

    SHE LOOKS LIKE I’LL SCARE YOU TO DEATH AND NOT POSH SPICE HERE!

  38. RedGirl (Mrs. Casillas) says:

    Just like Rania said: It’s the femenine version for “Derelict”. And to achieve that image, Mugatu sent her to a very exclusive spa in Pier 12 :D

  39. Nelly says:

    One Word: SCARY!

  40. Meriam says:

    She looks pretty gormless and as if someone caught her while she was peeing. The shoes are absolutely HIDEOUS and you can see her bra. If this is fashion, I don’t even WNAT to know anymore :P

  41. natalie says:

    forget art, she looks lke a scarecrow!!

  42. Emily (Giggsy's Gal) says:

    There are no words that could possibly explain how gross I think this campaign looks. Just…. uchhhh.

  43. AJ says:

    I know they’re going for “artsy” but they’ve totally effed it up. It looks silly and contrived. And, why make Vic look so terrible? I can’t believe she approved all these shots. She looks ugly, manly and ridiculous all at the same time. I think Vic screwed someone over in the fashion world and their using Marc Jacobs to publicly humiliate her for revenge. :D

  44. sarabee says:

    It just looks ridiculous, like the rest of the campaign. Her face looks filthy-dirty and like all her facial muscles have collapsed. I cannot believe that VB likes these finalised shots of herself. But Im sure she would have something to say and done about it if she didn’t. Which just leaves me totally confused!

  45. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    No, no Victoria this is not right simple wrong..

  46. Genevieve says:

    Yep… totally agree with all the Derelicte comments! Posh, I love you and you’re my idol, but this is, in Kickette’s eloquent words, just shite. Your hair is a mess, your tits look fake as hell and the fake tan has rubbed off your left foot. I am saying this because I love you and it’s for your own good that you realise this Marc Jacobs thing is basically a load of crap…

  47. Becca x says:

    Not pretty, not cute, just shite.
    You Got It In One.

  48. lose that girl says:

    Wha? Did she wake up in a dumpster??? Designer trash – stinky!! Looks like she’s got a bunch of snotty tissues stuck to her dress. Ah-CHOO!!!!!!!