May 10th, 2011

Precious Cargo Carriers: Fabio da Silva & Nemanja Vidic

During the post-match departure parade from Old Trafford this weekend, Manchester United’s Fabio da Silva was seen with a pretty in pink, corkscrew curly cutie in tow. Although this da Silva twin was barely legal when he married his wife, Barbara (he was 18-years-old; she, 17), as far as we’re concerned, the couple has no kids. While we’ve never seen Fabs with his wife in public before – a habit which bodes well for those WAGabees who believe in the old adage ‘out of sight, out of mind’ – we’re told the scrumptious baby girl is his niece. Go ahead and breathe your heavy sigh of underage relief now.

Also spotted clicking his car alarm too quickly to locate his robo-mobile in the car-park: Nemanja Vidic. He and his age-appropriate wife, Ana, deserve the Nobel Prize for Procreation Perfection.

In light of these developments, we advise you to use caution when near/or around ‘ballers and bubbas. Especially ones who emerge from a Manchester United WAG’s womb. Photos of these supremely constructed specimens can drive you to distraction and leave your legs with pins and needles if you let them. Speaking from experience, it’s never fun to see your spry young leg buckle upon standing from an intense, 3 hour baby image bender.

The only thing worse is when both of your gams give up on you like ours are doing at this very moment. We’ll be ordering take-out tonight.

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11 Responses to “Precious Cargo Carriers: Fabio da Silva & Nemanja Vidic”

  1. I read they got married so young because of work permit and permission to stay. A 17 year old brazilian girl doesn't have many chances of being allowed to stay in England unless she is married to a man with a job.

  2. Belll says:

    the players always get married early. the guilt is of wifes , who grab him soon!

  3. Jen says:

    Baby Vidic is so cute!! Sending my ovaries into stratosphere. Although I'm not a fan of big Vidic, he knows how to produce cuter, smaller ones.

  4. JA7 says:

    It's sooo cute how their married young, hopee they continue to stay happy! :) Btw, vidic's son is soooooo adorablleee…i LOVE.

  5. @AgnesWonka says:

    omg! he's crazy to mary so young!! teenage is not for settling down, is to have fun!!

    • Lotte says:

      I agree. Everyone that I know that got married or together at a very early age, were separated by the time they were 25. Sad but true. Of course I it could work out, but I'm not so optimistic. Good luck to them anyways.

      • Crackers says:

        Well, ballers tend to find their life partners very young, though Fab is the first one I've heard of who got MARRIED at 18 – there's Olalla and Nando who were dating from the age of 17, and the Kakás, who only waited till he was 23 before getting hitched because she had to turn 18 first (they'd been dating since she was 14 and he was 18), and lots of others who began dating long-term as teenagers. Here's keeping our fingers crossed for these crazy kids!

  6. Devilish-x says:

    Aww baby Vida is just beyond cute! And how hot does his pops look? I love how he's kinda holding onto Vida, the likkle bubba looks a little scared.
    And woah, for a sec I thought Fabio (whos also a baby himself) had a lil'un too! Cute to see him playing the uncle role :)
    I do love my baller'bubbas <3

  7. mochara says:

    Ahhh that's so cute what an adorable little niece :) Wowzers getting married at 17 seems like way too young for me but as long as they're happy!

  8. Belll says:

    can not enlarge the photo of vidic :-(

  9. Rafaela says:

    Vida's sons are ever so adorable!

    The twins niece has grown up beautifully! She looks like her father (the guy who is partially in the shot on the right)
    Kickette if you need to know, both Fabio and Rafael's wives are pretty as is their sister in law (their niece's mother) =)

    Thanks for the post!