November 30th, 2012

Prima Donna Players: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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A “must do” checklist for footballers seeking prima donna status:

footballers tattoo tattoos ink tatted up- Get inked, quantity over quality style.

- Invest in a fleet of flash cars that can travel faster than the speed of light, crash at least one of them.

- Get drunk off £400 bottles of bubbly, often.

- Holiday in Ibiza/Sardinia.

- Go on the Z-lister pull.

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14 Responses to “Prima Donna Players: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy”

  1. klima servis says:

    Imagine that the common denominator of patients who seek medical attention is often pain. Pain science and the treatment of pain is rarely a part of today's medical school curriculum, even in the ivy league schools. There is much to do and consumerism is an important lever in structural change.

  2. sohbet says:

    Thank youdsthose plans for world domination (if they involve footballer bo

  3. Loni says:

    Great Player!

  4. Anita says:

    That's a very nice tattoo but I really think he is an arrogant person/player. http://www.soccer-chic.com/

  5. Jen says:

    Balotelli really is a punishment!! The BOY is ridiculous, and so full of himself. I know most ‘ballers are, but he takes arrogance and ridiculousness to a whole new level!!
    As much as I love Agger, I think he is going to regret so much ink when he’s old, but damn he looks good now!!

  6. Unfortunately, another talent that will soon disappear from football

  7. Kristina says:

    Now I'm gonna sound like an old lady, but OMG how bad all these tattoos will look when they get, oh say 65 years old or so. I'm not against tattoos, I have one myself, but Agger, Ramos, Zlatan (to name a few)… I think they all will be sorry. Just imagine some wrinkles on there. Not so hot anymore.

    • Luna says:

      Well, it's not like that old wrinkled skin then would look soo much hotter without tattoos.
      Never got that argument tbh.

    • Siv says:

      I hope Ramos doesn't get anymore tattoos, he looks perfect (well he could do without some of them…) with the ones he already has!

  8. dancingapple says:

    At least the spelling and grammar is correct? That's what always worries me about any writing tattoos. I do have a soft spot for Balotelli though…

    Also, how dare Kickette suggest that Daniel Agger's tattoos are just quantity and not quality as well?! (Okay, maybe the chest necklace/medal thing is a bit too much thug life and ruins his perfect, chiseled chest but that's pretty much it.)

    • Sez says:

      That necklace thing does look out of place, but I really love the rest of Agger's tattoos.

      In my opinion tattoos say a lot about the people that have them. As for Balotelli's new piece… XD Maybe a little bit over the top. One would think God would come up with something worse and more destructive as punishment than sending Balotelli down to earth and make him play football.

      • dancingapple says:

        If anything Balotelli is a blessing to some and not just a punishment. His antics bring me joy. :)

  9. Oh Balotelli, no.
    But then again, I was so happy he got booked for the shoulder tackle by David Luiz even though he wouldn't have deserved it because really, this tattoo alone should make Balotelli deserve a booking in every game.

  10. kel says:

    Lmao, that is the best tattoo ever.
    Balotelli is hilarious