March 12th, 2010

Product Shill: Adrian Mutu for DOOA

Thank the super-sleuths over at Ahh Serie A for the find!

For all the idiots out there who aren’t quite sure how to properly put a t-shirt on, DOOA’s new catalogue featuring the ever-gorge Adrian Mutu will help you wrangle your head into that tricky hole.

The above shot is Step 1: Arms up, head in; fight the urge to cover the tummy. (Because this is obviously the most efficient way for men to show their physique and get dressed simultaneously.)

Note: Due to the rough and tumble nature that is “wearing clothes”, guys should always do their hair last. Except for Mutu. His hair naturally styles itself as if it were going to a Chav/Jersey Shore fancy dress party each day. Which he will have time to do both once he receives his 3 – 4 month ban for doping.

Step 2:

Gently pull the t-shirt down using two hands in order to protect the large, obnoxious logo that should rest comfortably across your pecs. Perform this action slowly so the ladies can clearly see the matching emblazoned boxer briefs.

Step 3:

Mission accomplished: t-shirt is on. Place hands in back pockets and pout with vigour.

Step 4:

Celebrate success by stroking your ego/biceps.

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10 Responses to “Product Shill: Adrian Mutu for DOOA”

  1. caitanya says:

    Kickette: FYI the ""You might also like" hotlinks for Adrian Mutu are not working

  2. shay says:

    Maybe he could work it off, ya know power wash stamford bridge and clean boots. Like 10 million times.

  3. Missy Manchester says:

    Geez. If Mutu’s appeal gets thrown out…I wonder how he’ll pay the $24 million back to Chelsea. Can they garnish his paycheque in Italy?

  4. Molly says:

    Omg is he really in debt? I thought people where just joking lol. But he's hot either way lol, I still date him.

  5. liv says:

    i see he's doing extra work to pay his deabt, now thats the sprit Adrian.

  6. MrsVermaelen says:

    So am sitting here depressed about to poke my eyes out trying to finish a 4,000 word essay on child killers then i click over to kickette and looky here it has actually put a smile on my face mutu has a fione body!!!, thanks kickette :)