September 30th, 2011
Product Shill: Cesc Fabregas For PUMA Football
Image Credit: PUMA Football.
Without naming names and making a certain someone feel more uncomfortable than he already looks, somebody got the short end of the promo modeling stick.
Good lord what have they done to his hair? And furrowed brow? We feel awkward for him.
Because we can’t have any member of our Finest Five looking this unattractive in broad, publicly accessible daylight, there’s only one thing left to do that doesn’t involving Googling “Marco Borriello on a boat” pictures.
Kickettes, please excuse us while we take some alone time for ourselves. We have a lot of prep work to do (read: kick off our heels, mix a dozen spiked apple ciders) before our Mayhem and Fruit Beverages Suite ladies perform an emergency Cesc-orcism and free this man’s hawt body from the fugly inner demons that appear to be troubling him.
LMAO. Anytime i see a picture if him pulling that "i think i'm hot sh*t face" i just think he looks like Ben Stiller in Zoolander, especially in those G.Q pictures a few years back. Google Zoolander, you will see what i mean! lol
He MUST get a hair cut ASAP!
He is soooo much sexier with short hair!
From nike to puma???? some questionable taste here, I would forgive him but becuse of that hair…im sorry but he looks like a gay mafia's son(no offence) but i still love him and the soccer boots…God those are ugly!!!! ewwww.
Oooohhh, Jeeeesusss! Classic case of the "Two Face", not nice at all, how dare you do this to us!
omg he looks so strange! o.o
if Nike didn't want him, it means only one thing: Cesc is not popular anymore :S
He still looks good, but not in the photo! Even Puyol is dising him about his hair, Come on Sweet cheeks, cut it and smile that beautiful smile we love.
clearly his lost his mind since joining barca.. missses arsenal too much i don't blame him
defo must be that :S
He looks like he is balding, with sort of a long hair comb over.
Nike > Puma
He looks like a greasy creep here, def dislike!
This hair/weird-face is ridiculous – does Puma not understand that Cesc was a former king of adorkables?!?!
And whilst that baton may have ben handed over to RVP, as the saying that I just made up then goes: once an adorkable, ALWAYS an adorkable. i.e STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM BE SERIOUS & UGLY
I personally don't like the hair, but he's still HOT!!!
Somehow you still have this man on your finest Five… Yet you never mention sexy Silva, whom btw just won Premiere League player of the month. I do not understand Kickette.
The hair makes him look older (not a good thing), maybe its deliberate, he doesn't want to look like Daniella's toyboy.
he IS Daniella's toy boy, no matter what way his hair looks like
Cesc has long slipped off my finest 5 list
Such a shame, he used to look so good, Now he does nothing for me.Hopefully he redeems himself in the future.
ATT!!! I know this post is about Cesc and all but today Jose Mourinho had a bbq at Valdebebas after training and all those delicious Madrid boys were there looking hot as ever! Wanted to share el news with Kickette but dunno how perhaps they’ll post it up later! Unfortunately my dearest Sergio looked oh dios mio NO! In that basketball jersey?! Feast on these tender and juicy pieces of steak!
Holy Jesus Navas. Cescy I love you but yo whack herr-did has gots to go! I thought it was a temporary "hey I'm back in Barcelona and I'm chilling" thing, but its been going on for a tad too long.
He looks like he has a weave or something… that is so strange. They made a young guy look well into his middle-aged years. Poor Cesc… Looks like the shirtless Spain NT Nike campaigns are over. Puma's going to have to do some work in catching up with Nike and the brothery-"love" Adidas as far as their ads go.
Are they serious with this? His hair is atrocious.
I just don't get it….
The hair is bad enough, but his attempt to look stern and serious is ridiculous. Leave the deep, penetrating stare to others, please.
Personally I don't see what the issue is. It takes a lot more than bad hair and a furrowed brow to make Cesc look even mildly unattractive!
His hair in the front looks nice, then in the back you see this little thing popping that in desperate need to be cut, even his hair is trying to send him a message..
About shirt, I seen worse! Sadly, but I did
His hair is almost painful to look at
Kickettes with twitter account let us all rally behind Shakira’s grandson on his campaign to persuade Cesc to cut his hair.
Ouch! To both the hair and that ugly shirt! Com'on Cesc we all know you can do better…
"What have they done to his hair?" is a very serious question!!
Puma has made Cesc look like BORAT!!!! I think we should launch a global movement demanding that Puma FREE Cesc's hair. We refuse to even look at Puma products until they pull this ad campaign and reshoot Cesc.
Cesc's hair is suffering!
Is it just me or does that hairstyle show up Cesc’s receding hairline?
OK, so the hair is getting ridiculous but, Kickette, you forgot the adorable Cescy-speaking-English video that goes with the shoot:
http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/cesc-confir…
It won't bring back the boyishly handsome Cesc (only a pair of scissors can do that)…but it does ease some of the pain.
if it makes you feel any better, Pique has just started his own twitter campaign to get Cesc to cut his hair. so maybe this horrible style won't last long!
Yes i'm soo happy Geri started that twitter campaign … Cesc needs a hair cut …
From Nike to Puma, Cesc ? Nothing wrong with Puma. But really ? Really, Cesc? Really ?
I know! I'm weird and all, so for some reason when I read his announcement on twitter I felt sad!!! (?)
Can I please take over from the PUMA stylists and show them a thing or two about hair for under 40-year-olds? PLEASE? For the good of humanity?