September 30th, 2011
Product Shill: Cesc Fabregas For PUMA Football
Image Credit: PUMA Football.
Without naming names and making a certain someone feel more uncomfortable than he already looks, somebody got the short end of the promo modeling stick.
Good lord what have they done to his hair? And furrowed brow? We feel awkward for him.
Because we can’t have any member of our Finest Five looking this unattractive in broad, publicly accessible daylight, there’s only one thing left to do that doesn’t involving Googling “Marco Borriello on a boat” pictures.
Kickettes, please excuse us while we take some alone time for ourselves. We have a lot of prep work to do (read: kick off our heels, mix a dozen spiked apple ciders) before our Mayhem and Fruit Beverages Suite ladies perform an emergency Cesc-orcism and free this man’s hawt body from the fugly inner demons that appear to be troubling him.