September 2nd, 2010
Product Shill: Coleen Rooney For Littlewoods
OK, so we’re super excited about Coleen Rooney’s new ad for Littlewoods.com.
The face of the British clothing retailers’ latest campaign unleashes her inner drill sergeant in the above clip, as she oversees the training of some new recruits in lifestyle essentials such as handbag carrying and shoe polishing. And might we say? She’s ruddy fabulous.
However. We wonder whether Col and her ‘nice boots camp’ have really been challenged yet? After all, how hard can it be to whip a bunch of willing models into shape with a few scary ‘looks’ and a surreptitious riding crop?
We’ve decided to test it out and having found the most ill disciplined bunch of hooligans and layabouts we could possibly lay our hands on, we have wrestled them into a van and sent them to Coleen for training.
Is it be possible that the Kickette interns (bless ‘em) will be released back into the community as polite, appealing young women?
We’re not hopeful, to be honest.
Please Note: We wrote this whole post without saying one single remotely snarky thing about Col’s eyebrows. We’re having cake to celebrate.