September 2nd, 2010

Product Shill: Coleen Rooney For Littlewoods

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OK, so we’re super excited about Coleen Rooney’s new ad for

The face of the British clothing retailers’ latest campaign unleashes her inner drill sergeant in the above clip, as she oversees the training of some new recruits in lifestyle essentials such as handbag carrying and shoe polishing. And might we say? She’s ruddy fabulous.

However. We wonder whether Col and her ‘nice boots camp’ have really been challenged yet? After all, how hard can it be to whip a bunch of willing models into shape with a few scary ‘looks’ and a surreptitious riding crop?

We’ve decided to test it out and having found the most ill disciplined bunch of hooligans and layabouts we could possibly lay our hands on, we have wrestled them into a van and sent them to Coleen for training.

Is it be possible that the Kickette interns (bless ‘em) will be released back into the community as polite, appealing young women?

We’re not hopeful, to be honest.

Please Note: We wrote this whole post without saying one single remotely snarky thing about Col’s eyebrows. We’re having cake to celebrate.

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24 Responses to “Product Shill: Coleen Rooney For Littlewoods”

  1. AKA says:

    I've never really been a fan of hers, but this is fabulous fun!

  2. Alone Albuquerque says:

    Gostei !!

  3. Emme says:

    This is actually really cute! Was Colleen famous before marrying Wayne? I should know this, but I don’t :)

    • Lisa says:

      nope she was his childhood sweetheart.

      • Emme says:

        That is actually very sweet they have been together so long. I have to say that I don't follow the WAGs much aside from what is on Kickette – I like to stay in denial they exist. It pretty much kills the fantasy :)

  4. Lisa says:

    she looks so adorable in this ad. Capello is probably looking at this and thinking “why can’t I get this sort of discipline from MY English men?”

    • Jo says:

      Ooh, good one. Maybe he should have her run a jeans camp for the men? Denim Drills, anyone?…Okay, that was bad. :D

      • Lisa says:

        lol no that was good. If I was him I'd make them do training in women's clothes, everyday until they win a trophy. Right now he is probably calling Stuart Pearce and saying "where is this bloody Nice Boots Camp? call them and make arrangements… now sit down… no stand up!"

  5. fashionista says:

    This is actually pretty cool….i don't especially love coleen but this made me laugh a little.

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  6. Lulu says:

    my god she is annoying, why is she so famous in England? she has no remarkable talents and she is not even an stunning girl

    • batso says:

      completely agree, she isn't something different,

    • rubyqueen says:

      oh so completely agree with you.:) i hate the way the media make such a huge deal out of zlisters and nobody's.!!:( she had absoloutly no talent or any marketable qualities.!!

    • Jo says:

      Can't fault her business acumen. That talent does set her apart.

      • rubyqueen says:

        and what talent is that then.??to make money off your FAMOUS HUSBAND and live off HIS FAME.!!! no that is just pathetic.!!this job should of went to a gorgeous unknown model that way the girl could make her fame instead of a desprate wag trying to get in the papers.!!:(

    • LiLi says:

      I think she is very beautiful and naturally beautiful aswell.. She is one of the nicest celebrites/WAG’s you would want to meet and she is very down to earth. That imo is why she is so famous in England because she knew Wayne and was with Wayne before he became famous like Olalla and Fernando. Real & Very Much True…

      • batso says:

        down to earth???. I doubt. look at that.… £10,000??

        • LiLi says:

          Ive saw it before. I dont believe everything I read until I hear the person say it.

          And its up to Wayne and Coleen how they spend there money, if the story is indeed true; just because they spend £10,000 on their dogs doesnt make them not down to earth just means that they can afford more then most people.

          And when I said down to earth I meant Personality wise, she doesnt come across stuck up her own backside; she comes across very normal.

  7. Amy says:

    that was super cute!!!

  8. Jo says:

    Love the ad!

  9. missesmanchester says:

    Hahahaha the eyebrows are a scouse thing!