July 21st, 2010
Product Shill: Coleen Rooney For Littlewoods
Images via Littlewoods.com.
First, it was Claudine Keane’s “look away” which proved distracting in her Ultimo lingerie ads and now it seems the lovely Coleen Rooney has fallen victim to a similar model pose plague: right arm resting syndrome (RARS).
What a successful lifestyle!
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i am so bored of seeing dumb articles about this fat nobody.!!!all the modelling classes and training in the world are never gonna work she will still be a useless idiot.!!can’t see this being successful.!!
A "fat idiot" and a "useless nobody". Do you feel better now?
yes thanks i do.i desprately needed to get it all off my chest.i’m sick of looking at z lister’s and people who don’t deserve to be famous spread all over the paper’s and the internet.so i’m sorry if i’ve upset you but i had to say it.!!
You’re in the wrong place, darling. We luvs us some undeservedly famous people.
She’s pretty, but I’m cringing while looking at these poses. Some model school is necessary!
Well, it's twofold, really.
A. The pose gives off a matronly feel. That's what you see in J.Jill catalogs, or pretty much any clothing meant for older women and therefore has no shape. I honestly didn't notice the clothes until later.
B. She's either scared or bored, I can't tell which.
On behalf of older women everywhere, may I say that I have a shape, I'm a size 8 and I don't wear J. Jill or anything approaching "matronly".
They picked some strange pics. It isn't necessarily the poses that I'm not a fan of, but the strange, very unnatural looking expressions.
She’s stunning but these poses are awful… I’d tackle her for those shoes though…
This. In love with those shoes! And the black dress isn’t so bad, either.
Meeehhh…
I absolutely *LOVE* the LBD and black heels, gawd dang! She looks amazing there, but the other two outfits look awful. The purple dress looks like it was made for a little girl, and the grey jeans and top…it's what I wear when I'm feeling fat and bloated and don't plan on going out. Not her fault, though…it's just what the designer's dressed her in I guess. But the black dress. I'd buy it if I had the body for it!
God, that arm must be so heavy. She constantly has to rest it!
The blcak dress pic not so bad, but the other two; A digital camera could do alot better! And the pink dress what is wrong with the designer,since coleen is not 12 years old!
Kickette, how I so love your acronyms! First it was Cristiano's CWQE (Cousins with questionable english), now Coleen's RARS! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's called muscle memory: that's the arm she uses to take Wayne's credit card… Sorry, did I mention I love Coleen?
shame on the photographer for making her pose like that. Even though looking totally awkward, Coleen looks gorgeous.
do thry not like her or their clothes… those are awful pics especially for advertising