June 14th, 2010
Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo For Emporio Armani
For example, in the above photo, we have no real idea what is for sale, but we will buy that chair, that curtain tie and also that well-maintained wood paneling. We will buy and buy until our credit cards beg for respite.
Because we want to believe, nay, must believe, that if we do, Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo will magically appear, flexed, buffed and ready to count his money with us until bedtime.