June 14th, 2010

Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo For Emporio Armani

Oh, how these product placement folks at Giorgio Armani are clever.

For example, in the above photo, we have no real idea what is for sale, but we will buy that chair, that curtain tie and also that well-maintained wood paneling. We will buy and buy until our credit cards beg for respite.

Because we want to believe, nay, must believe, that if we do, Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo will magically appear, flexed, buffed and ready to count his money with us until bedtime.


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68 Responses to “Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo For Emporio Armani”

  1. katerina says:

    ciao cristiano baby do you like a girl that has long dark brown hair thats wavy, has olive skin and hazel eyes.
    so call me baby
    no me digas que no

  2. Katerina says:

    back off ladies his mine

  3. Pdf says:

    I would suck him all day

  4. Adriana Valentino says:

    What I wouldn't do to him if I ever got the chance!!! Surely the finest piece of man meat walking the earth… I don't know what it is about him but the man has got me obsessed to the point of borderline insanity. He is my kryptonite – he literally makes me weak. Forgive me Lord for the sinful thoughts I'm having…

  5. Lidoli says:

    I am speechless….HE IS FINE!!!!

    This picture is just HOT!!!!!!

  6. Yummy says:

    Hot! Hot! Hot! This man is sooooo hot! I make a noise every time I see him. He was smokin hot today Portugal vs. Ivory Coast. Does he like red heads?

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  8. Aisha says:

    I was in ICT and I went on here (Kickette) and I said to my friend, who also loves Ronaldo "AMBER! AMBER! COME HERE QUICK, THIS CAN'T WAIT!" and she came over and said "Oh my God, I think I just creamed my pants…." LOL, but anyway. I have loved him for four years now and the love just doesn't die. He is just fucking beautiful. Godsent beauty. Cris is just one of those men that women HAVE to find attractive somehow!

    Aisha xoxo

  9. kerry says:

    i so would ;)

  10. Interista says:

    Hot damn! Now these pictures are beautiful and he looks amazing, always new he had a great bod, but now the face is there too. He looks natural and yummy here…Hmmm might be a bad idea to watch the game with my hubby ;)

  11. SoMysterious says:

    this is one of the few times that i have found him to look rather attractve…

  12. Tasha says:

    Thank God these ones are decent!!!!
    love u sooo much ronnie boy!

  13. miss_unafraid says:

    I don’t know what you all see in him, ladies. He does nothing for me. Yeah, he’s cute and he has a nice rock body. But there are more handsome guys here to look at

    • Anonymous to You says:

      Well, in addition to him having THE BEST BODY IN THE BUSINESS, I would assume it's his skill and talent that separates him from the rest.

      • Ella says:

        Agree 100%. There just aren't enough superlatives to describe his talent OR looks.

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  15. rubyqueen says:

    i’ve said it before and i will say it again I WANT CRISTIANO’S BABIES. look at that face and that mindblowing body.PHWOARRRRR.;) i don’t understand how you could not want him.!!!:(

  16. Alexis says:

    Come on rude boy, boy,

    Can you get it up?

    Come here rude boy, boy,

    Is you big enough?

    Take it, take it.

    Baby, baby.

    Take it, take it.

    Love me, love me! :P

  17. EternalDreamer says:

    Sometimes I wonder how I could ever have thought he was hot. And then I see pictures like this and I am happy to be reminded. :-)

  18. d0li says:

    I can feel myself dying inside.. I now remember why I fell in love with him.

  19. Difficult Diva says:

    Look, I know that some folks consider him to be a douchebag/tosser, but seriously: He's good (off the pitch) for all of our individual fantasies of having a one night stand with the man. Look at him: He's ripe for sex.

  20. canada says:

    He's SO not sexy. Maybe in 10 years when he starts to shave. Too gay pin-up boy for me.

  21. TristaJade says:

    Holy. Crap.
    Oh my God, I love him. Thank you Armani. Just…thank you. And bless you C-Ron for doing this for the good of us all. We are eternally in your debt.

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  23. cr9 lover says:

    How many more of these pictures will you girls post.. It,s driving me crazy.

  24. Anonymous to You says:

    Damn…that body…that face…

  25. Anonymous to You says:

    Damn…that body…

  26. Alessandra says:

    i’m staring at the first photo a bit too long.

  27. elnino says:

    Please, not Ronaldo for E.Armani again..

  28. rubyqueen says:

    mmmmmmmmmmm i agree i’d max out my credit card on every single this VERY gorgeous man is selling.:) i’ve just drooled all over my keyboard now.heehee..:)

  29. beri says:

    OMFG….he’s gorgeous! Gees he’s a walking definition of sexy!

  30. Ali says:

    I just found him attractive. Someone shoot me please.

  31. Gina says:

    OMGGG these pictures are beautiful! SO MUCH better than the previous pictures. If I had a bf I'd go out to Armani n shop for him RIGHT NOW…and wherever 'the chair, that curtain tie and also that well-maintained wood paneling' are from :P lol

  32. rslkdl says:

    Mighty fine. Yum! The look on his face is adorable, but my eyes just keep wandering down down down, but then I forget the face so back up to the top. Repeat. I can’t look away!

  33. Alison says:

    My my. He is one nice-looking boy, isn’t he? It’s been amusing walking around downtown San Francisco and seeing people gawk at his Armani ads, whether they know who he is or not :P

  34. jess says:

    he is so damn hot!

  35. Y says:

    Gorgeous! No one can deny the man looks good.

  36. Chestike says:

    Omg I would buy anything that man is selling. He is so cute.

  37. Sergo says:

    Am I the only one laughing at those hilariously small manties?

  38. sana says:

    sorry, but i want to **** him XD

    He is so Hot damn baby i want you

    I wanne be your Naughty Girl

  39. izzy says:

    These are SO much of an upgrade from the last ads. Yumm.

    • Nate says:

      So right! These are way better and far more flattering than the first batch of ads. YUM The unholy thoughts running through my mind right now!

  40. D.J says:

    He is GORGEOUS!!! i cant believe he isnt on the Finest Five. appeal to add him to hot H.O.F!!

  41. suzie says:

    These are so much more natural looking than the last ones….. A huge improvement.

  42. lorena_chanel says:

    I have died and went into a heaven!!! But what I way of dying…it was worthed!!! Thank you cristiano for existing!!!

    p.s.-first picture-set us desktop backround ASAP!!!

  43. sarah says:

    I've not been here in ages and ages.

    I don't really know what to make of the Armani photos. I never used to like him until the United girls showed me the light. He's okay but photoshop is one amazing invention.

  44. senora ramos says:

    kickette, you are making this such a lovely monday. thank you ladies! 1st the love of my dreams and now cr9 and all his glorious abs. you ladies deserve extra champers and chocolates today!!

  45. I am sorry but a man who does his eyebrows just does nothing for me.

  46. beth says:

    first time i've found him almost attractive.

    clever airbrushing.

  47. julia says:

    Saying (singing) like Usher "OOOOHMYYYYGOOOOD there's so many ways to love you". God he is really stunning, sooo gorgeous!!

  48. The man in the animated advert just walked all over Cris's abs. Have you no shame??!!

  49. ruby80 says:

    Wow, these are much better than the 1st batch we had, and I thought they were good. Less cheese with these ones, good work Armani.

  50. cr9girl ♥ says:

    he loooks stunning as always!!!!! mmmmmmm ♥♥♥ BRING ON THE WORLD CUP! GOOO PORTUGAL!! VIVA PORTUGAL

  51. Emily says:

    he does look particularly attractive there… and the abs are just fantastic.

  52. Ella says:

    OMG OMG OMG! This just made my whole damn week, and it's only Monday!! THANKS, Kickette!

    He is so freaking gorgeous it should be illegal.

    • Ella says:

      I have to add that the Italy/Paraguay game is starting right now and I'm going to have a very hard time concentrating b/c all I want to do is sit and stare at CR! :-)

      • CR_9_Lady says:

        Oh yeah me too :D
        I try to watch the game but my eyes always go to my laptop and this stunning pics of sexy CR.