August 19th, 2010
Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo For Timeforce Watches
It’s not as if the concept of taking a half naked footballer, a round bed decorated with tassles from the Birdcage Haberdashery & Other Traveling Circus Ornaments Discount Supply Store, and throwing in mood lighting inspired by a dodgy massage parlour in Earls Court is original. We’ve discussed that exact idea a dozen times before in our editorial meetings/psychotherapy sessions.
Side note: This shot seems to be lacking from the amount of spray oil we feel necessary for anything involving Cristiano’s body.