August 19th, 2010

Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo For Timeforce Watches

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We totes should have gone into product marketing.

It’s not as if the concept of taking a half naked footballer, a round bed decorated with tassles from the Birdcage Haberdashery & Other Traveling Circus Ornaments Discount Supply Store, and throwing in mood lighting inspired by a dodgy massage parlour in Earls Court is original. We’ve discussed that exact idea a dozen times before in our editorial meetings/psychotherapy sessions.

Side note: This shot seems to be lacking from the amount of spray oil we feel necessary for anything involving Cristiano’s body.

Thx C!

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35 Responses to “Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo For Timeforce Watches”

  1. David James says:

    This is not the first time a sports star was used to endorsed luxury watches, and it definitely will not be the last. If this shot was used to appeal to women, I would understand, but for men, it might not be that effective.

  2. I think it is a great idea to have Cristiano Ronaldo For Timeforce Watches. Advertisements of football players are the best ones. Soccer players are like actors. I know some who would love to star in advertisements featuring watches.

  3. Inés says:


  4. Jessie says:

    cristiano was my first footballer love, but now… not doing it for me anymore:(

  5. Zinny says:

    I liked him more when I didn’t know much about him. I actually think if he didn’t tan so much and leave his eyebrows alone, he’d be a very handsome man. But I find the Spaniards much hotter than him. I don’t hate him, I’m not “in love” with him, I just think he should humble up a little bit.

  6. Jamtart Heart says:

    Nope, marleynne, you’re not alone.

    The man is in great shape, he’s got a lot of talent, and I don’t doubt he can even be a stand-up guy (re: the charity visits to children’s hospitals; quality time with his nephews and family, etc.), but he just leaves me totally cold. He just has zero sex appeal, for me.

  7. Maria K says:

    Oh please God help me !! i totally admire him :p did anyone see Irina’s GQ September Issue photos i just hate her & she says that she is not a soccer fan =/

  8. JV says:

    Eeeeeeeee! Finally, Ronnie looking hot and normal! His hair doesn’t look he cut it in the dark with a flobee, his skin is a color that naturally occurs in nature and he doesn’t appear to have bathed in the Gulf of Mexico. Plus, he’s shirtless.

    Eeeeee!!! Thank you, Kickette!!!

  9. Maribel says:

    I want to be done with him. I really do. But then he shows up shirtless…on a bed…and once the summer tan fades a bit, and if he smiles, I’ll be attached again. Sigh.

  10. rubyqueen says:

    ohhhhhhhhh you can't do this to me kickettes.:( ronnie is looking soooooooo god damn fine on that bed.:)mmmmmmmm wish i was lying on top of him.:D

  11. Erin says:

    I'm traumatized. Yuck.

    • alia a. says:

      Haha so it is good to know that I am not the only one that does not fined CR attractive.

  12. marleynne says:

    I don't like him.. :( am I the only one out there? I saw him play in Pasadena a few weeks ago and he did nothing for me.

    …but I am so in love with Pique and Fabregas::sigh::

  13. Jasmine says:

    OMG, I can't think straight. Cristiano, shirtless, on a bed. *stares*

  14. DJ says:

    he looks really good. im glad he’s lost some of the muscle because i thought he gained too much (muscle that is). if he loses some of the tan, he’ll be really really HOT!

  15. crispy says:

    That bed is going to need to be deloused.

  16. RONALIZA says:

    Thank you, Cristiano..and Kickette.U MADE MY WEEK.

    and i don't have to talk about cris cuz he is always cute and hot.

  17. gracieb says:

    anything that involves CR and a bed, it’s on like donkey kong!

  18. lorena $Yoyo Gaga$ says:

    I will be part of his harem any day!!! His private belly dancer ;-)

  19. aps says:

    Nice to see he eased up on the oil sheen.

  20. MadridistaJenn says:

    Oh…the thoughts in my mind right now…

    This picture is helping me ignore the fact that I can't feel the right side of my face at the moment due to a heavy dosage of Novocain. Thank you, Cristiano (and Kickette)!

  21. Cammie says:

    He looks a bit uncomfortable, wonder if he is still dating the underwear model

  22. Nikki says:

    Oh, how I would love to be that bed. xD

  23. Alejandra says:

    When promoting watches, I prefer a James Bond look. How can they explain the nakedness, in such a short time for an advertisement?

  24. Leya says:

    He looks so pouty and adorable in the first pic.

    And i'm not one to usually be all "Crispy is so hot." I mean he IS, but its just such a predictable hotness to me (whatever that means) so I can't say I'm necessarily attracted to him.

    Also, why do i hate his shoes?

  25. Lisa says:

    Ramadan is kicking my ass so my fragile mind is not prepared for this much grease and tackiness. His skin is starting to resemble fried chicken, especially on those white sheets. Food and sex are the last things I need to be thinking of right now. Dammit Cristiano.

  26. Hari says:

    Ur first sentence is absolutely right, can't be more perfect than that. Even for me, he just looks an ordinary guy (maybe with a cunning look). If he was not a famous footballer, he is just another person in everyone's eyes.

  27. RONALIZA says:

    I wanna say that HE became famous because of his Prettiness and hotness when he was about 20..but after the world cup 2006 he became a superstar because of his super, gorgeous and Magical performance.

  28. JV says:

    Ok, maybe its because I live in the states… in one of those states that people drive through or fly over to get to either coast, but he doesn’t look like any ordinary guy I’ve ever seen. His blatant jackassery aside, on a scale of 1-10 his body is a 20 and so is his face.

  29. DebS says:

    Same here, JV, same here!